Thee Mango

A place full of games and movies and TV and music and art and anything that makes me chuckle. I'm only ever on mobile, abs asks/replies/ and any other form of speaking with other people SUCKS. Hit me up on Skype. Megan Ramos

[chandrilas-deactivated20180714]

Super blue blood moon rises behind Parthenon, in Athens January 2018

[deejay]

[nuemilee]

[ruinedchildhood]

[itreallyisthelittlethings]

Fic summary: two characters are trapped in freezing conditions

Me: *cackling maniacally* oh NO. HOWEVER shall they keep warm?

[extraloved]

the unexpected joy of the worst summer of our lives by christine mi for vox

[cyberiandemons-deactivated20210]

i love the little mention that odin isn’t good at public speaking because while what we GOT was the dulcet tones of raphaella la cognizi what actually happened was presumably something more like

[whitepeopletwitter]

[strictlyquadrilateral]

ace attorney be like If You Dont Have A Teenage Girl Who Is Disconcertingly Willing To Commit Crimes, One Will Be Provided To You

[airborneranger63]

One time my rabbi told us, “imagine you had a box with a little bit of god in it. What would you do with the box?”

So we were like ?? “We’d protect it and keep it nice and clean and polished” and he was like “your body’s that box. Stop eating markers”

[what-even-is-thiss]

Every time I come across this post the last sentence smacks me in the face

[localstarboy]

Visual representation of over thinking

[whitepeopletwitter]

[beebeedibapbeediboop]

A few years ago I had this idea of dnd characters playing a human version of dnd…Finally made a small comic about it lol

[teaboot]

You know what's wild?

Your body- like, the one you're existing as? Your mind prison?- it's not a wholly independant entity. It's an ecosystem. You're a bog that's self-aware

[teaboot]

Imagine if a swamp could telepathically communicate a desire for Chicago style deep dish and then just. Have it

[teaboot]

No wonder my stomach hates me, the fish are confused as fuck

[big-pizza]

[drtanner]

And don’t forget to ask twice. As someone who’s had severe depression for most of his life, I can tell you that if someone asks how I’m doing or if I’m alright, my first answer will be to tell them that I am “fine” or even “good!” and lie through my teeth 100% of the time.

Ask twice.

[tootyflooty]

"I'm tired" is my standard response!

[just-shower-thoughts]

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

[blogtitletaken]

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

[castiel--for--king]

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

*leans over and whispers back*  Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

consider the coconut

[bemusedlybespectacled]

this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”

[kascaban]

i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.

[heartgemsona]

listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them

[baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

This post is a journey

[virtuous-thing]

1 Reblog = 1 Respect

[dovewithscales]

I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing.

[eldbitch-horror]

Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It’s gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It’s a mammal. But. It lays eggs!

Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison. Make it poisonous

[dovewithscales]

Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits. Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses. Poseidon: It should be aquatic.

[hyratel]

I MEAN where’s the lie

[dovewithscales]

Demeter: … And where exactly do you expect me to put this? Everyone: Australia.

[giada-luna]

Reblogging for that last exchange.

[hugintheraven]

@shanastoryteller

[whitepeopletwitter]

[justintaco]

”What… is that?”

[jelloapocalypse]

Props to the animation team for doing a REALLY good job making that thing look unpleasant

[minkypinkypoo]

When it crossed it’s arms I screamed bruh

[vanta-black-girl]

Gurl I screamed at the damn close up 😂😂

[spiritsdancinginthenight-deacti]

🌸.☥.🌸