*faceplants seductively*

[melapisdeagros]

*deep breath* ok, let’s do this.

Congratulations AI, you’ve managed to get this decade long veteran lurker out into the open. I’m terrified of sharing my creations and thoughts with the void but human originality must triumph. Everybody brace themselves, I will now foist my brain onto thee.

[tortoisebore]

how do we think that sirius and remus would hard launch each other on their respective social medias? 🥹🫰

ooooo i have a secret headcanon which hasn’t been relevant until now that hey sharpshooter sirius has a pretty hefty social media following bc he’s decently well known in the figure skating competition world. he posts a lot about skating but also some fun sporadic little photo dumps of his very cool and interesting life (aka hanging out with the same 6 people over & over again in different locations)

and on the other hand u know remus has like maybe 40 followers on a private account & his profile picture is like a very nondescript boring landscape pic that hasn’t changed since he started the account in high school. he posts like twice a year and it’s always a boring picture he took on his walk to class or smth with no caption

sirius probably tracked remus’ account down like a month after they met and it took like three days of pestering for remus to accept his request & follow back. but then now that sirius is lingering there in his followers list remus starts posting a bit more. he’s doing his usual random boring pictures of the sunrise with no caption at like 6:45am on his walks to early practice just for the dopamine hit when he gets the notif that sirius liked and commented

or he’s posting a pic of an abandoned ice cream cone toppled over on a bench on his story and then giggling to himself in class when sirius slides up and says “where’d you get this pic of me.” like he’s very obviously posting for the attention from his crush but we’ll forgive him bc we’ve all done it!!

meanwhile sirius is always posting pretty regularly, but remus is a shy little bastard so the best sirius is getting out of him is a like and an occasional “Hi Lily” when she’s tagged in a pic. so he decides to get a little more obvious with it and practically soft launches while they’re very much still in the friendzone. he’s posting a 3-second video on his story of himself in near-darkness on one of their little brownstone walks and then flipping his phone around for a 0.5 second glimpse of remus’ back (and NOT tagging bc he’s feeling quite possessive at this moment in time). or he’s grabbing a quick snap of remus’ hands on the table across from him on a night out and sneaking it into his next photo dump (again with no tag, bc bitches are sniffing around his mans-who’s-not-his-mans, he can feel it) (they’re not) (no one wants ur landscape profile pic mans) (relax). and all his friends are onto him but remus is oblivious to his instagram flirting so he can pretend to be oblivious too !!

the most boldness remus can muster, however, is posting one singular pic of one of their little brownstone walks on the grid with no caption. and of course all their friends are giving it a like bc sirius posted something similar like three days ago & everyone knows what’s going on. and sirius is practically bouncing off the walls bc even though remus didn’t tag him it seems pretty targeted right?? so he’s liking and commenting and trying to refrain from throwing himself down the stairs out of sheer happiness

((and in this particular case poor remus takes him very seriously and instantly deletes the whole post. and like five minutes later he's getting a text))

and sirius is somewhere biting his fist screaming into a pillow resisting the urge to smash “I LOVE YOUUU FUCK” into his phone

so they continue tiptoeing around each other via social media and then when they finally do get together there’s no posts about it for a shockingly long time. sirius isn’t eager to share remus with his ravenous horde of followers and remus is maybe doing some overthinking about the significance of posting his bf online (what if we break up what if he doesn’t want me to what if he’s embarrassed etc etc classic remus thought pattern)

i like to imagine sirius hard launches out of nowhere after a couple of months and it’s smth like this

and remus has Too Much Going On to be worried about any of the apps on his phone for the majority of the year so he throws up a cute little pic months & months & months later for his 38 followers to enjoy

[industrations]

I recently re-read Beneath a Big Blue Sky by @eyra and this fic just brings me so much joy that i had to draw a little something for it.

If you haven’t read it go do so and leave a nice comment <3

[siriuslymentalposts]

this fanart is so cute and so outstanding!! and the fic it’s based off of is amazing as well 🥲 highly recommend

[moonandstarshangoutinbars]

sirius fucks the stress out of remus and remus fucks the restlessness out of sirius

[18magnoliastreet]

I just know sirius dies of cuteness aggression when him and remus go to a petting zoo cause look at his 6’4 man baby talking to all the animals

[valehemorroide]

:3

[pinkratts]

It’s my birthday td and my gift to the people is

This drawing of Remus I did(can you tell I hate drawing backgrounds )

[karasuno910]

black mass wolfstar

So, yeah, i really love black mass over highway ninety. I'm not finished with it yet (I'm saving the smut for when I need an emotional break from all the young dudes LOL)

anywho, hope you guys like this; i'm super proud of it actually <3

Click here to Read the fic here!!

[monloupetoile12]

I need a fic based on this screenshot, any recs??? Please???

[machinot]

*guy looking down at you after beating the shit out of you* hey i really wanna commend you for being the bigger person here and not stooping to my level. You’re such a better person than me

[rpfisfine]

I’m the first and last person in my bloodline with a tumblr blog

[bitchass97]

My Shane is an enabler. He’s gonna roll his eyes and tell ilya to fuck himself, but he loves that shit. He’s icing Ilya injuries after a fight barely hiding the fact that he found it funny. He’s providing information for chirps. He’s joining in on the fun cause he loves his husband. Idk man I just don’t think Shane, who fell in love with the NHLs biggest asshole is gonna be annoyed when he’s being an asshole.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[caprart1]

i DO believe that a good writer can make mischaracterization work. oh there's a character who doesn't normally cry? figure it out!! disect the character. make the situation cryable for them. make that character cry ugly tears even if it goes against their very nature. YOU CAN MAKE IT WORK!!!

[amyrosedefensesquad]

A great piece of advice I've seen is "Don't fixate about what the character would never do. Think about the circumstances that would drive them to do this, even if they wouldn't normally."

[ficsinhistory]

Best advice ever!

[hellohollanov]

7/22/26 - you have her eyes.

[ambrystoma]

Hitting the Jeremy during ur bosses important meetings

[kalacoko]

WOLFSTAR EXES TO LOVERS BAND AU IDEA

I serverly and desperately need to get this shit out in the open before i implode

As it says right on the tin- Wolfstar except they had a messy break up from their multiple summer flings during their teenage years and now are forced into eachothers orbits due to their lovesick friends (-its jilly. It is ALWAYS jilly)

Theyre both in different bands-

THE MARAUDERS: James Potter (Lead singer/backup vocals, electric guitarist), Sirius Black (lead singer/backup vocalsDrummer), Peter pettigrew (Bass/Keyboard)

DEMENTOR'S KISS(cus that shit sounds metal asf): Lily evans (Lead singer, Guitarist), Remus Lupin (Bass), Marlene Mckinninon (Drummer/Keyboard), Mary Macdonald (Backup Vocals, Electric guitarist)

James, Pete, Sirius, Mary and Lily all went to the same rich private boarding school, where obv James was head over heels in love with lily the entire time. Later during their late uni years, they created their band "Marauders", a Pop-punk/rock band

Lily and Mary went to the same uni (different from the marauders), connected with remus and marlene through their love of Music and records and started their own band "Dementors kiss", Which is Grunge/Classical rock. Prior to the band, i imagine lily having her own solo career in music, which does inspired james to learn the guitar (in the hopes of impressing her) then realising how fucking awesome it is to play it

Both of their bands get pretty popular-almost-mainstream. James never grew out of his love for lily, so he tries to set up a collab album between their bands, and out of a stroke of luck ('and pure, utter regret' -lily evans), lily accepts it. So woohoo!! Their lovestory finally gets to go somewhere!!!!! Meanwhile, Sirius and Remus and both pissing their bloody pants because god fucking damnit they now have to regularly meet up after bunch of years of no contact

Sirius and Remus both met during Summer holidays (way back in their high school years). Remus lived on the ouskirts, slightly below average income of Sirius's neighborhood. They first met in the back of a church, where remus was smoking like his life depended on it and sirius SWOONED,hitting off their secretive, slightly sacrilegeous ( would 100% be on remus's part) and overtly-passionate summer flings that would span across multiple summers.

Have a couple of ideas butnI havent decided on how they would actually break off-

1. Sirius staunchly refuses to go dates with Remus and make it official due to his inner homophobia, Yet he goes on with others girls. Remus, after knowing about it, feels betrayed and hurt. They both have a massive argument which leads in neither speaking/meeting up with eachother

2. Remus runs away from from sirius due to being deathly afraid of their growing intimancy and sirius's insistance of making their relationship official. (Playing into his religious guilt)

3. They have a nasty, horrible argument over their whole "friends with benefits" thing and how they want to progress with it (with both of them having differing opinions). Due to his already shit temper, Sirius gets to another nasty arguement with his parents. That triggers him to runaway to the potters household (which is a multiple towns over). He never gets the chance to tell remus, which causes Remus thinks he's just been dumped and that sirius hates him and never wants to see remus again

.

But yea theyd awkwardly meet up, have alot of pent up emotions for eachother that is quite literally "i want to beat you to a bloody pulp and hold you oh so gently as we makeout in some dingy stall" or "i want to choke you until your lips turn into an ugly shade of blue then bite them until they turn into that beautiful crimson red". Theyre horny, awkward, should REALLY consider talking about their emotions better with out stopping midway and shagging eachother stupid

Id like to imagine them getting finally their shit together and actually getting going out by the end of their collab album

Some other background characters could be-

Dorcas Meadowes: The manager of Dementors kiss. Recommened by Marelene (who may or may not have a huge crush but who knows)

Tonks: 1-2 years younger than remus. Used to date eachother for a couple of months before they both realised that they love eachother platonically (tonks being a raging lesbian and remus pathetically not over sirius at all). Both her and remus are best friends, his best wingwoman and often crashes into remus's apartment. Shes studying/working to become a police officer

Severus snape: journalist, huge fan of Lily (neutral on mary/marlene, hates remus), despises the marauders band.

Xenophillius Lovegood: Remus's roommate, is a decently popular article writer on many wacky theories. His frequent articles for Dementors kiss definitely boosted the band to their stardom

Alice Fortescue (Longbottom): great friend of lily since her highschool days, bonded over their interest in music and was the first one who supported lily in her solo career days

Frank longbottom : manager for the marauders