hopefully an optimist

mellifluous - sweet or musical, pleasant to hear

[igor-shestyorkin]

Last minute upset

[badthingshappeninphilthy]

me @ the flyers: get your shit together in 2019 or i swear to god…

the flyers on January 1st, 2019:

[flyers-trashcan-deactivated2020]

This is hilariously funny and sad.

[peraltasames]

And all at once, you are the one I have been waiting for King of my heart, body and soul

[alippy711-deactivated20240603]

Reason 1 million why I love this man. 

[alippy711-deactivated20240603]

Whoops…add this to the list

[cattt420-deactivated20200729]

STOP SUPPORTING JOHN MULANEY

I’m tired of people supporting he is a TERRIBLE PERSON

Like he LITERALLY SAW Tyler get pushed of the seesaw and didn’t do anything.FOR FUCKS SAKE HOW IS HE BETTER THAN A NAZI???S

STOP SUPPORTING HIM

[ollie-rancher-blog-deactivated2]

but,,,, he was sittin on the bench

[avidxmn]

@violent-violims

[laughcentre]

[wrywlf]

it’s been years since i’ve first seen this comic and i still think it has one of the best punchline delivers of anything i’ve ever seen

[ogrebattle128-deactivated201404]

eternal classic

[prokopetz]

If you’re trying to catch a housecat that’s gotten outside, don’t forget: they’re an ambush predator and you’re a persistence predator. You have several times more endurance than they do - use that to your advantage! Don’t run after them; that’s playing to the cat’s strengths, and vigorous pursuit may cause them to hide. Instead, follow them at a brisk walking pace until they get tired and need to have a lie-down, at which point you can simply pick them up and take them home.

[fsthhdwefg-deactivated20180515]

Ok but no shit this tactic is what allowed humans to survive pre-civilisation

[lowkey-revolutionary-raccoon]

Some mammoth: *chilling, eating grass, mammothing*

Cavedude: *power walks towards them*

Mammoth: oh sIHT

[krwzprtt]

cat : haha you can’t outrun me

human:

[jaunes-hoodie]

That’s the best possible use of a gif I’ve ever seen

[protect-and-love-animals]

The most beautiful thing you'll see today.

[baapi-makwa]

[bimbinis]

[vladislavgavrikov]

Live look at the 2020 Winter Classic in Dallas

[parakeet]

this website is exhausting i know the AI is still learning but im so tired

[odairannies]

moodboard by sir benjamin wyatt

[adult-sasuke]

that post was right i wouldn’t have a sense of humor without spongebob. its still some of the goddamn funniest shit i’ve ever seen. spongebob almost dying because he’s too polite to ask for a glass of water at sandy’s house. mr. krabs and spongebob killing the health inspector. smittywerbenjagermenjensen. “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. every morning I break my legs. and every afternoon I break my arms.” the perfume department on the flying dutchman’s boat. that time spongebob cleared his mind to be a fine dining waiter and forgot his own name because that’s how customer service just BE. the ugly barnacle that was so ugly everyone DIED. the END. the one where squidward buys a pie but it’s actually a bomb. and the MUSICAL numbers like??? the fun song. the christmas song. tony award winning song “this grill is not a grill”. the entire band geeks episode like…this is all from the top of my head!!!!! just from the top of my head!!! there’s so much more!!! thank god for stephen and all the laughs i’ve had because of him.

[joshholloway]

Steve Rogers + being very attractive

[pururin]

[ghostlybitchwitch]

My aunt’s cat is very shy and hides when there are guests in her house. She semi-trusts my parents and will at least be in the same room as them. Tonight, my dad made some progress:

[aarronoconner]

[v3lv3t3lvis]

a very informational flowchart

[ekjohnston]

this is beautiful