𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊

Ignorance is the plague that rivals cancer as a threat to mankind

[blahwithasideofblah]

Me, literally every year: I wonder if my good friend Jonathan Harker has escaped his time loop yet. Jonathan, literally every year: Left Munich at 8:35 P. M Me: JONATHAN NO!!!

[mevil]

[lizholmes]

[ceruleanheaven]

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

[notlayingroses]

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

[imagine-darksiders]

[viejospellejos]

[slyandthefamilybook]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[blanketfortarchitect]

[rebloggingistheenemy]

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[unadornedbureauologist]

sorry man i'd love to go to the function with you but my bloodline has been cursed to endure a thousand generations of solitude

[ahotknife]

YOU don’t have to be perfect to be loved. but I do

[tredekim]

[fagstaynight]

is it culturally appropriate to say “here comes the airplane” to your baby if you had twins

[vrtualdreamgirl]

we can’t talk here contact me in my dream tonight

[mothcrumbs]

[alldragonsaregood]

[catchymemes]

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

thought one: yummy yummy

thought two: orange juice in my tummy

[narcissistcookbook]

"i've got no qualms about it" meanwhile i'm over here making qualm chowder

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

[pillowspace]

Stop posting AI-generated animal videos without disclaimer to Tumblr or I'm crashing the ship into a cliffside

[verysexyseagull]

[xylocope]

[l0stn3v3rf0und]

[scarletthedeadhand]

[raika-kiara]

[pillowspace]

i'm going back to sleep

[century-potpourri]

[pillowspace]

Komaeda, thank god it's you, I had a horrible nightmare that there was a guy

[evilfuckignskeleton]

[pillowspace]

Hold on Komaeda, I'm sensing a presence