Skye O'Dywer's swimming the men out to sea

Hey, I'm z. Queer. They/them. Not spoiler or ship free.

[natalieironside]

There's always a moment of intense cultural whiplash whenever I realize I'm talking to someone who thinks "legal" and "illegal" are meaningful categories and ascribes innate goodness to following the law. It's like meeting a space alien.

[balaclava-trismegistus]

I cannot produce the words to describe how deeply I am disgusted by the way a lot of people talk about being nonbinary as a temporary stepping stone to becoming "full-trans."

[vryfmi]

post so bad tumblr offers 5 delete buttons and no post button

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[fellator]

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

[unfamiliarsculptures]

A pit fired cat sculpture! I really can’t get over how unique each pit fired piece looks. The colors are all different. This piece will be available this Friday, June 12th at 8pm Eastern time.

[luminouslumity]

[janmisali]

here's another idea for a poll! I think this will have some interesting results. this sentence is here to pad out this paragraph so people who don't read posts will be more likely to accidentally miss these instructions. if you're reading this, please select option eleven. here's another sentence to make this block of text look longer. anyway here's my fun poll idea!

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Remaining time: 2 days 10 hours

[greatlordfluffernutter]

Now, one might look at these numbers and be lead to believe that half of all tumblr users don't read posts. However, in the replies to this post you will find over a hundred users who will happily clarify to you that actually the reason why they voted the way they did isn't cause they didn't read the post but actually because they didn't bother to look at the words in the post and process them as language, a technique commonly referred to as reading the post.

[moldspace]

spiral harpy

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

well maybe you should blearily wake up at 5:08 in the pre-dawn light and find the sleeping soft tiny mammal body of your cat just inches from your head like a miracle too beautiful for speech, and you should rustle one hand out from your blankets to rub fingertip circles across the warm eggshell dome of her little velvet-wrapped skull and on the bristly patches just where the cups of her ears begin, and as she inclines her head into your fingers and purrs without ever opening her little eyes you should feel a love so tender that you understand how that love could have reached out from the fireside into the inky spangled nights long gone to reach her, and then you'll feel better

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

i am at a complete loss as to how to adequately express to you how much this cat throws up yeah

[st-hedge]

what a beautiful, beautiful phrase

[moonflowero1]

when are game devs going to be brave and add customizable wheelchairs as functional player character features/props

[moonflowero1]

look I love the NPC rep I do it's just. if you can do it for the NPCs do it for the PCs too??? please??? I know it's more work I know it's more art but if x box fucking live could do it 10 years ago I think it's time. y'know.

[bimmyjimmy]

I’M REUNITED WITH BIMMY

[frontmansdefender]

[its-like-twilight]

@kittybroker how much?

[kittybroker]

The sneaky sniler smiling their way on the market for the low low price of only $38.90!

[donutdrawsthings]

my most sick and twisted fantasy

[strawberry-seal77]

time loop with two people in it but one person refuses to acknowledge the loop and pretends to be looping with everyone else. meanwhile the other person is freaking out

[vergak]

I'm a hard pillow hard mattress man. I need reliability. I don't want something to change into a completely different shape when I touch it, that's lying and I don't like liars.

[vergak]

[bimmyjimmy]

reunited with brother now…