Hit Me With Your Best Meme, Bitch.

Hi! My name is MLE - I'm 25 and British! Survived the Mishapocalypse. • Welcome to the wonder emporium of procrastination •

[sleepy-bebby]

hostile work environment

[escuerzoresucitado]

[foone]

I'd be unstoppable if I didn't have to worry about time or money or having a body

[ratsetflummi]

happy "closer to 2050 than 2000" day everyone

[fred-the-dinosaur]

[hymen-restoration-project]

somewhere out in the wilderness a single droplet of water forms on mariah carey's ice prison

[monkeypng]

the fuck you lookin at keep scrolling

[klapollo]

getting my period then remembering that menstruation may remove a small amount of microplastics from the body

[boybeetles]

Beautiful siblings insider trading and money laundering

[excurseon]

yeah i’m ok ….. it’s just [recurring thought i’ve had since 2014]

[segamascott]

accidentally forgot to lock in for the past 43 months

[girlmostlikely]

Community is so important she said self isolatingly

[pjharvey]

basically i have to stay silly bc the other option is death

[kristina100000]

im going to start saying this to coworkers

[wizardpotions]

This is how it feels to be new at your job

[segamascott]

[ruinedchildhood]

[ohxxlapetitemort]

I really am just a Tamagotchi I open Tumblr I say I'm hungry/tired/horny, I die if you don't give me attention,