having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.
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having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.
People will really think being a Dad is boring like my guy there is a Kreacher roaming my halls possessing of my intellect but devoid of my morals getting into mischief and the only real weapon I really have at my disposal is the fact that his desire for my Approval is tremendous.
and the kreacher has never heard any of the jokes in the world, not even the bad ones, they are an entirely blank slate for all that humour has to offer
They don’t even know how most stuff works! You can show em a fucking flashlight and be like “here this woulda dazzled your Ancestors I bet you’ll like it too”
water! dirt! peanut butter! it's all new!
Plus, the Kreacher is fun sized! I cannot just hoist most of my friends up into the air on a whim! The Kreacher will perch on my shoulder like some sort of great ape and I can just carry him over Rough Terrain! Trying to get most folks to keep up with me on a good hike usually requires a great deal of persuasion and perhaps some light bribery but this dude’s like “lizards! Bunnies! Rocks! Dirt!” He’s got the right idea proper hiking buddy this one
Only downside is that with all the rock throwing we’ve done he can now nail me between the eyes with a Lego from 10 yards so I gotta remember not to sass him too much
@gatesong just think about how many Important Indie Rock Albums you’ll be able to inflict on expose babygirl to!
Preschool teacher in 2029: I brought my guitar for circle time today!
Our daughter: Do you know Two Headed Boy
Yesterday my therapist tried telling me that I can’t live with/near my parents for my whole life and that I need to branch out.
lol watch me. my parents are completely fine with helping take care of me because i need it. appreciate the concern but everyone is okay with the arrangement actually.
So many of the things people like to portray as bad outcomes are only bad in contexts where they aren't wanted or consented to like can't we just let people live atypical lives with other people who want the same thing?! We don't have to pathologize something just because it isn't common to do it
interesting how many tumblr odyssey thinkpieces start with “i haven’t seen the odyssey but —“
Típico de belgas malinois
Good video showcasing exactly why these dogs are not suited to 99 percent of households.
They've gotten very popular recently and I suspect theyre also being dumped in shelters at a high rate
I can confirm they are.
Which is one of the reasons I reblogged this, I vaguely hope it might make someone somewhere reconsider their choices
This is easily one of the CRAZIEST videos I've ever gotten. I was rafting down a river when a Yellow Jacket came, landed on my bright pink waterproof phone pouch, and started drinking from the water droplets that had gathered there.
The most amazing part is how the water droplet magnifies the Hornet's mouth parts, so you get to see them up-close!!!! It was FASCINATING to witness!
Here's some of my favorite still shots from that video:
What do you think? 🥰
HUH?
Most cop thing I've ever read. what the fuck are you talking about. The posts you're looking for might be on this website but we won't show them to you???
I'm sure all my settings are set to "yes show me mature content no don't filter anything" what are you TALKING ABOUT
the posts are ON THE WEBSITE. I can't search dirty words?? am I five??? is this club penguin??? when I get you
What the hell
What is going on
just so you know, if you completely ignore the search feature on the website and just type "tumblr.com/search/term" into the address bar, it bypasses all of this. broken-ass website
"work in progress" is actually so misleading like it assumes that im actually making progress on my work
once again when I travel with my spouse people assume we are strangers to each other if we're not holding hands. can my fellow white people start believing in interracial marriage. please.
Every time we're standing together to be checked in or be seated or pick up something, a second clerk will turn to one of us and say impatiently "hello, I can help you at this counter," and act baffled when we say "we're already being helped." This happens every time.
When this happens at Customs they always get mad at us and split us up, then get mad that we let them split us up because we should have gone through together if we're married.
I don't want people to automatically assume that I'm married everywhere I go but can you pick up on some context clues??? our luggage matches.
i feel like we've completely killed the ability to just gently tell someone when they're wrong or that their opinions don't pass the vibe check. we have to accommodate every single type of person and all their dogshit opinions OR we have to drive them off the internet, no in between
me (crazy eyes, covered in blood): I NEED to finish writing my fanfic. so I can start writing a different fanfic.
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Hi, random question but im wondering from your experience how much of a problem jury prejudice tends to be for transgender defendants?
I have not ever taken a trans client to a jury trial. My first jurisdiction was a combo of a very large rural county and a small cutesy historic city with a little university. If you weren't on meth, you had a decent shot at avoiding police attention entirely.
My current jurisdiction is right next to one of the biggest cities in the state. And by 'right next to' I mean the thing where you can transition from one jurisdiction to another accidentally several times while driving from place to place. We're very much part of the same urban sprawl. I'd be a lot less worried here.
To be more detailed about how less worried I'd be:
Whether something is a Problem in a jury trial kind of has three parts. Pre-existing prejudice from the jury, our ability to screen out that pre-existing prejudice, and relationship to the charge itself.
In an urban jurisdiction, you will have less pre-existing prejudice to contend with.
But, in a rural jurisdiction, you will have an easier time screening out that prejudice. Why? Because it's more socially acceptable to have it, so when you get to ask the jury some questions (voir dire) then people are more likely to speak up about it and agree with each other.
Still, a good attorney can mitigate a lot of that by asking good voir dire questions. I just woke up and I've spent like 4 minutes thinking about this, but I think I'd try to get something out like "This case will have individuals in it who are transgender. Does anyone here have religious objections to using a transgender person's preferred name and pronouns? Does anyone think that a transgender person might be more likely to lie than someone who isn't transgender?"
I'd also test out the defense on them, and start the process of separating "transgender" from "criminal defendant," emphasizing that the alleged crime had nothing to do with that, if I could. "No matter what you think about transgender folks, do y'all agree that in America everyone has the right to self-defense?"
What would get tricky, I think, is relationship of being transgender to the charge in question, like if the accused crime was sexual in nature. Then you have an extra hill of prejudice to overcome. If the accusation seems to come from transphobia itself, YIKES. I'd spend the trial praying for the complaining witness to say something really obviously stupid and transphobic.
In my experience, though, often jurors, despite not wanting to be there, do actually want to do a good and fair job. They are more skeptical about evidence and police than judges are, because the police inevitably disappoint their expectations. I'd spend some time in voir dire basically telling them, through questions, not to get caught up in group hysteria and remember that this is about what happened in THIS case, not about politics.
I'm gonna be honest 'cowboys were a sort of itinerant warrior class common in meiji-era texas' always annoys me a bit because it's a funny post but also No They Weren't. They were an itinerant pastoralist class common in Meiji-era Texas. And indeed the wider western region of post-Risorgimento America
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the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup
my farming sim game will have animal butchery as a normalized part of the gameplay loop to act as a lightning rod to draw all the discourse and thinkpieces away from topics that would annoy me more
in my farming sim game that has animal butchery as a normalized part of the gameplay loop, shipped products will be sold on a weekly basis, not a daily one. you get a big windfall once a week and then you budget around that. if you want more money in the interim you have to go sell to the local merchants whatever products they specialize in.
in my farming sim game, getting married to one of the townspeople will have a significant impact on your gameplay. if you marry the rival farmer, their smaller farm will be merged with yours. if you marry the town alchemist/doctor you get a buff to all your alchemy and you wake up from getting knocked out in your own home instead of their clinic. if you marry the priestess she uh, idk she does weather related divine magic for you so you can choose the weather, idk i haven't thought too hard about that one yet
my farming sim game will have a MILF you can actually F
these tags are probably a joke but genuinely i do think that more games with romance candidates in general should require you to at least be on friendly terms with their family/close friends before they will romance/marry you. so yes. romancing the MILF will require attending her kid's pretend tea party first. to prove you mean business