fresh idiot

kay, 27, your aroace mom 🏳️‍🌈 (any pronouns)

[hiveswap]

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

[qqchurch]

[memeuplift]

[dr-gaytorius]

Ok I'll bite. you are bleeding now

[margisnailia]

when a hog steals your pants and you have to hunt it down with an ax

book of hours, use of st. omer, c. 1318-25

the british library, ms 36684, f. 31r

[english-history-trip]

[venusswasaboy]

I quote this and laugh to myself very, very often.

[minotauri]

sources say there are muscles in the back of my neck. and they want to kill me

[dragongirlsweetie]

it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

[auroroboros1]

yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then

[dragongirlsweetie]

it only happens with the simpsons

[auroroboros1]

this same criticism could be applied to nearly any media ever.

[dragongirlsweetie]

it's just the simpsons. are you a troll?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Dragon's right, if you remove all the Simpsons characters from Death Note it hardly changes anything

[infertilityidol]

[ruinedchildhood]

[slittlelady]

I think we should all talk more about this look. She looks divine in it.

[atlas-sharted]

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

Oh thank God a reputable profession

[thememedaddy]

[sandandglass]

The Muppets s01e01

[le-sad-demiurge]

Fozzy getting hit on by lots of twinks

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Happy Pride Month

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Ten years later, this bit still slaps. They made a great pun and realized they could be nice/inclusive with it too.

[ooppo]

At this point it's more disappointing than shocking that not a single assassin in the states can aim a fucking gun

[ooppo]

Not fucking really

[thebroccolination]

i'm not the only one who thought it, right?

[holdoncallfailed]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID