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#shitpost #dnd5e #dnd #dnd campaign #memes #dungeons and dragons #dragons and dragons #I convinced them i’m naming him fetus

I love how converse sound like heels on some surfaces like. You thought I was Sexy Women ™ but no, tis only I, the local Queer.

#shitpost #asexual #aromanitc #queer #stable woman baited #life is strange #converse #memes #acespec #ace #hardwood flooring #strange thoughts

i think i look better without my glasses on because i can’t fucking see myself.

#shitpost #asexual #aromanitc #memes #glasses #beauty #blindness

mentallyillbarbecuechips

Does anyone else procrastinate for hours then when you finally actually do the things your brain enters hyper productive mode and you just can’t stop doing things because goddamn productivity feels great or am I just weird?

mentallyillbarbecuechips

nvm it was a panic attack

#anxiety #actually mentally ill #shitpost #fuck this #screw productivity

Does anyone else procrastinate for hours then when you finally actually do the things your brain enters hyper productive mode and you just can’t stop doing things because goddamn productivity feels great or am I just weird?

#shitpost #homework #productivityboost #I’m moving at super sonic speeds #nothing can stop me #I just knocked out 5 assignment on 2 hours #I’m not even on caffeine #life is strange

Nothing says bonding like looking for a new job with your boss while at work.

#shitpost #someone hire me please #money #i need money #work suck #retail #sitting on the counter like a couple of bestiesssss #oh shit a dude walked in

aromantic-diaries

Fuck you *asexualizes your favorite sexy fictional character*

#shitpost #asexual #aromanitc #acespec #ace #memes #queer

I wish that instead of fireworks, everyone would shut all their lights off for 24 hours so that way at night there isn’t any light pollution and we could see the pure sky.

#happy new year #new year #2024 #milky way #space #stars #shitpost #is the new asexual thing to want to see more of space?#i just want to see the stars more clearly #someone get me a genie

I can’t believe the theme for fma is “maybe the real philosophers stone was the friends we made along the way”

Also I’m still not over greeds death I’m so upset.

#shitpost #fma brotherhood #edward elric #alphonse elric #roy mustang #riza hawkeye #ling yao #greeling #greed fma

aromantic-diaries

I've heard that dying a virgin is considered sad / pathetic so taking that into account I have decided to not die

mentallyillbarbecuechips

can us immortal aces buy a giant Dracula style castle and haunt the allos with tales of garlic bread, dragon loving, and arson committing?

#ace #asexual #acespec #btw there is nothing wrong with dying a virgin #whether you're asexual or not #shitpost #aromanitc #dracula #garlic bread #god i love dragons #and arson #i wonder if those are connected

lnkedmyheart

How the fuck do you look at stormbringer and think Chuuya is super duper ultra happy in the mafia?

mentallyillbarbecuechips

LITERALLY!!! If there is one thing that I got from sb it’s that Mori has manipulated Chuuya so severely that he can’t tell the difference between the people who genuinely care about him and the people who want to use him for his ability. I feel it also made Dazais actions to leave Chuuya when he left the PM clearer because Chuuya doesn’t know he’s unhappy and would have refused to go if Dazai did offer and it just shows how deep into that hole he’s fallen.

Chuuya isn’t happy, he’s stuck.

#<- bro literally cannot leave the mafia #he is a government weapon and his friends were being held hostage when he was 16 #yes he has luxury and freedom but lets not act like most people in the mafia aren't there cause they chose to be there #bsd #chuuya nakahara #bsd double black

lnkedmyheart

Everytime Dazai steps on a Redbug he sends a eulogy to the mafia about how he accidentally killed Chuuya by stepping on him. This has been going on for the entire time they were in the mafia and has started again since he came out of hiding.