he was literally deciding what pronunciation of lies to go with while they were rolling
tom holland: this is it. this is my break as a serious actor
robert: the LAAAs?

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Not today Justin
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
NASA
cherry valley forever
Today's Document

Origami Around
trying on a metaphor
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
dirt enthusiast
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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#extradirty
Mike Driver
KIROKAZE

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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he was literally deciding what pronunciation of lies to go with while they were rolling
tom holland: this is it. this is my break as a serious actor
robert: the LAAAs?
Otters will forever be the most dramatic creatures on the planet🦦
Drew this comic about a year ago now, wow - time flies! I'm currently on a trip so I thought I'd sprinkle a few older comics through my update schedule for a couple of weeks just to give myself a rest. Whenever I post an older comic I'm often told that a good portion of the followers have never even seen it before. Have you read this one before? It seems that when you have a baby in the family, you develop lightning speed reflexes to constantly catch them from face-planting into things. My dad definitely has those reflexes after three kids and many grandchildren.
This is making me crease and I can’t stop watching it ahahah
Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five
Hospital
Not me I’m paying a dollar seventy five. At the hospital
I feel like we’re getting off topic
So is pepsi if you steal it?
Because it’s only a dollar seventy five
Why in God's name would a vampire drink pepsi
Why would anyone drink Pepsi?
Huh?
That’s why I’m not a fan of the sexy vampire trope.
1. It’s overused and supports the current status quote of typical vampire supremacy:worshiping rich folk.
2. Vampires prey upon humans and therefore symbolize capitalists preying on the working class.
3. Werewolves are much sexier imo.
am I having a stroke????
you might want to go to the hospital then
I hear the Pepsi is cheaper there
the year is 2023, marie kondo holds j*ff b*zos by the skin on the back of his neck in front of a public gathering
“does this one spark joy?” she shouts at the restless audience, they boo in response
she snaps his spine like .5mm mechanical pencil lead and throws his lifeless corpse to the crowd, they cheer in response
Please tell me this is our timeline
love wins
The site is '12ft Ladder' found here:
Show me a 10ft paywall, I’ll show you a 12ft ladder.
Season Girls
The Fish & The Fisherman
this is the best possible version of fred
himbo
Didn’t he like end up perfectly fine but like killed like five people instead?? All those bones that he broke were not his?
Can someone find those screenshots for me?
So glad more himbo Fred content is appearing on my dash. People are finally learning the truth!
Fred killed Dick Grayson’s parents
Fred killed Dick Grayson’s Parents
Windex isn’t carbonated
But….. the scent………………
They’re both windex. I’ve been drinking it for years to build up an immunity
cat employment
why must reductress hurt me in this way
ok a) lmao me too girl, and
b) once burnout hits you CANNOT work that hard, by your standards, so odds are it actually hit a while ago and you just “powered through” because that’s what you’re used to doing. So now, every day, you’re hitting your limit and thinking “wtf man i used to be able to do this, i used to be competent, clever, diligent” and like yeah. you were. and that burns glucose. welcome to the dumb bitch zone.
and c), lmao, me too girl
fuck b) came for me harder than the first post did god damn
i am LOVING the Twilight Renaissance