some cunt idk

🦋i’m fuckin gay🦋

[pissvortex]

just remembered my favorite ben shapiro own of all time which is when he was debating a transgender woman on dr. drew and he made a point to misgender her as many times as possible in a single sentence so she put her hand on the back of his neck like she was picking up a kitten, looked him dead in the eyes, and said “cut it out or you’ll be leaving here in an ambulance”

shapiro started immediately sniveling about civility in political debate like the little cockroach he is but not a single person in the room would back him up

[pissvortex]

[busket]

[omy-chan01]

𝙄 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙖𝙣 𝙚𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙮 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙮𝙤𝙪

𝙄𝙨 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙄 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙖 𝙙𝙤

𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙣𝙙 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙖𝙣 𝙚𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙮 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙮𝙤𝙪 ❤️ 🎶

[revehive]

I can't believe this is a real video

[1995lahaine]

he was literally deciding what pronunciation of lies to go with while they were rolling

[albertserra]

tom holland: this is it. this is my break as a serious actor

robert: the LAAAs?

[prideprejudce]

[cod-rum]

I'm a mad Pac-Man, livin’ in a leveled world Everywhere I go, I don’t know where I am

[cod-rum]

Pac Man | Noodle

[forksnostalgia]

Jake: “I hope Bella’s thinking about me.”

Bella counting her teeth with her tongue for the 10th time: “No that can’t be right.”

[tmgpodcast]

the DELIVERY

[staticandlove]

Shakespeare would write this

[i-wanna-be-cute]

[adhdcoolatta]

THAT’S THE BITCH FROM THE TAKING OUT THE TRASH VIDEO

[theangelwithashotgun8]

That Thor voice fuckin’ one-shotted me

[wordswithkittywitch]

Jared, 19, is the king’s half brother?!

[catsi]

salt & vinegar chips are snacks for fucking masochists. literally the entire flavour of the goddamn chip is “acetic acid, which will hurt your tongue, and then just salt on top of that to hurt it worse”. it’s brutal. this chip is designed to hurt you

[maxknightley]

yeah and it kicks ass

[alicegotthestrap]

twilight au where bellas birthday nightmare comes true and edward never turns her so he ends up just dating an old bitch who looks like this

[cockmcstuffins]

happy midnight sun day everybody

[diamondkissle]

GUYS. GUYS. WE GET TO HEAR THE KHAKI SKIRT SCENE. FROM EDWARD’S POINT OF VIEW AJSJNDNEJSJDUJSJSJDUDJJSJSJJSJDUDIWJG

[howlonghaveyoubeenseventeen]

@emmettmccartycullen you always have my favorite tags

[thethoughtsofafangirl]

from the Midnight Sun amazon page.

[eddiecullen]

the fact that the official advertising is stylistically indistinguishable from an image i would have made and posted to my myspace page in 2008 is incredible

[emowardo-masen-cullen]

[yellowjuice-deactivated20190512]

This video is where comedy peaked

[freelance-honey-badger]

Omg I can’t breathe 💀💀💀

[meonatuesday]

it’s 5am and i just made a twilight edit in the year of 2019 send help i’m not okay

[meonatuesday]

HI UPDATE TO THIS EDIT MY FUCKING FRIEND GOT ME A JACKSON RATHBONE CAMEO AS AN EARLY BIRTHDAY PRESENT AND THIS BITCH SENT HIM THE EDIT TUMBLR LINK AND ALL AND HE *SAW IT* BYE IM IN PAIN

[prokopetz]

Today’s aesthetic: photos of lurking animals that one wouldn’t reasonably expect to be capable of lurking.

[maydaykoigo]

Proof needed

[prokopetz]

[every-kiss-begins-with-potassium]

a) perfect example of people discrediting clever idea & intelligence of a female due to her appearance, and b) all these people wouldn’t have noticed her kit, which was her goal in the first place

[rnightiest]

Lol “she also wears sexy clothing to distract people from the bulky shoes” She’s a genius, really

[destinedforthewest]

^^^^^

[kerryrenaissance]

“I will distract men with my boobs.”

Men: are distracted by her boobs.

[datvtdnded-deactivated20191123]

Thats SexyCyborg! She posted on reddit not all that long ago and she’s super proud of her boobs. She even has a little 3d printed doll made of her that she was stoked on. She’s also smart as fuck. I mean, some of those people are mediocre at best for going for the obvious go-to joke, but whatev.

She’s also the same person that made that light-up skirt a while ago.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I love this woman and I love the fact that the dudes here literally proved her point for her

[elegantmess-southernbelle]

This woman needs a Marvel heroine based on her. I want to see her hack the Iron Man suit.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

OH MY GOSH YES

[godslefttit]

Her: i dress sexy as a distraction from my literal hacking equipment on my feet

Men: boobsboobsboobsboobsboo—

Her:

[thereallifecath]

Dude I love this woman holy hell shes smart as fuck