Occupation: The Dryer Gremlin Who Eats Your Socks

(We post a lot of random shit, but a lot of cosmere stuff as well.) Whoops now there’s more of us (if you wanna know abt our system feel free to ask)

[anatomyofacosme]

Made a system side blog @cosmerecollective

[crabussy]

-> listening to a jaunty country style song -> hear the lyrics wrong -> pause. frown. go back a few seconds to relisten -> hears the same fucked up lyrics -> check the actual lyrics to see what it ACTUALLY says

-> oh!

[crabussy]

your revulva....

[christianstepmoms]

Republicans be like "Here Comes Mitch McConnell!!!"

[hedgehog-moss]

Pink champagne currant 🩷

[teaboot]

My favorite part of executing administrative tasks is when I achieve the flow state

[apple-juice-lover-official]

teaboot's famous Normal Brain back at it again

[were--ralph]

Mitch McConnell will die two weeks from today (8/31/23)

[were--ralph]

there is no need to charge or cast i just be Knowing

[were--ralph]

Like i said dont ever fucking doubt me again

[were--ralph]

[libraford]

I was cleaning a park and I found....

A whole ass spa day wtf?

[nastier-underhand]

Likely stolen for resale, then dumped cuz they're hot.

[libraford]

Even the used ones?

[nastier-underhand]

I didnt look that closely purely vibes based so huge grain of salt.

There are 2 reasons that my managers say that people steal large amounts of random cosmetics.

1. They're stealing them for resale, the main money maker.

2. They use the cosmetics to modify their appearance to get around security and store workers.

SO the used ones could still be used for crime.

Also, they could just be lost and found. But it is an unfortunate pattern at least in my area

[libraford]

So... i was retail for ten years and granted the game has changed. But I dont think anyone ever went through that much trouble. They'd just put easy to steal shit in their bag and leave. Stuff for resale is more... low-hanging fruit. What you can grab in 5 minutes. So like... trying to put on a whole new face for that seems wild.

Plus, its all nail polish. Not terribly face-altering.

There's a well-meaning person who leaves nice things in the parks for 'someone who might want it,' sometimes with a note saying 'free.' Once left a portable gas grill. Also found a breastfeeding pump. A pair of toddler sneakers. Whole boxes of glassware.

I end up taking it because no one wants to take shit from the parks.

Now the time someone dumped a pair of live roosters in a park- that was a crime.

[boss-of-armadildos]

What, release of poultry without a permit? Leash ordinance violation?

Joking/trolling, yet genuinely curious.

Oh wait, you mean those where stolen roosters?

[libraford]

You're allowed up to i think 10 backyard chickens within city limits, but roosters are illegal to own in this municipality due to noise ordinances.

[guooey]

Cabbage worm..

[idontgettechnology]

I thought this video might have some excellent audio...

And I was correct.

Him cronch.

[vivisection1013]

@sims3doggie

[0m3g45n1p3r4lph4]

Pubpy hatched from lettuce... He's gotta eat his way out of that leafy egg

[mynowherenothing]

[martial-art-world]

[toesucker416]

SIGNAL!!! BOOST!!! I don't care if this doesn't fit your blog's aesthetic, reblog EVERY TIME!!!

[toesucker416]

I know things are scary because they're going to strike us down with their powerful kicks, but here's what YOU (yes, YOU READING THIS RIGHT NOW) can do

1. nothing

2. we're so fucked

[martial-art-world]

WE'WE ALLLG ONNA DIE

[randomencounters]

Encounter: unfortunately every taekwondo practitioner in the world is under orders to eliminate everyone else

[eroscestlavie]

normally I would not just screenshot myself and post it here but it’s Friday and I’m feeling lazy

[grocki]

sci fi is all about getting so scared and ripping tubes out of yourself. people miss this

[grocki]

sci fi is all about desperately trying to reclaim your violated bodily autonomy. it’s all about asserting that you are a being with agency, and you can choose what happens to your own person, even if that’s ripping tubes out of yourself. and also sometimes an alien is there

[stella-draws-things]

[sceptixfakemon]

these past few days I've been doing wallets to get more comfortable with hand stitching many layers of leather and so far it's going (from newest to oldest)

calico cat wallet

fish wallet

blue/wine wallet

lime wallet

[sceptixfakemon]

also finished a second fish wallet (I had scraps + wanted to use this gorgeous red leather I got)

this one I put on vinted for anybody who's interested :]

[wizardarchetypes]

okay already i desperately need u.s. americans to practice the phrase, "not where i'm from, but maybe in other parts of the u.s."

because it's genuinely insane the things i've heard americans say 'america doesn't have' when it's just factually incorrect.

for some perspective: during my longest move i did by-car in the u.s., i drove ~3,000 miles. That's ~4,800 km. It took nearly 50 hours drive-times alone. Meaning, if I could have driven without stopping once, it would have taken nearly 50 hours. Of course I split that up over several days.

Driving that same distance here, If there's a ferry+road from Rabat (in Morocco) to Kyiv (Ukraine), I could take it and keep on going another several hours.

So you can understand how silly it is for someone from the u.s. to be asked to answer a question on behalf of the entirety of the u.s.—geographically, culturally, etc.

So now that we've said all that, I need you to know that I listened to a guy from Idaho tell an Irish person today, "yeah, we just don't really get snails much in America."

Snails.

[wizardarchetypes]

Next. Even if someone does say, 'not where I'm from,' you might still want to check that out for yourself:

[pankendev]

i should be nicer to anons calling me an egg maybe it's their first time seeing someone even slightly gnc

[pankendev]

i have to ask actually. what happens when you go in someone's inbox and go "omg you should try being a girl i bet you're actually a closeted girl" and it's a trans man. does that ever happen. what then

[pankendev]

auaahhauhghhh awful awful awful

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Anonymous Tumblr ask reading: I'm a trans guy who dresses goth and slutty and i get "omg estrogen would save her" like at least once a week. And when I complain about it people tell me I'm being transmisogynistic for not wanting people to misgender me and tell me to detransition. so yeah I don't talk about it but it fucking sucks /End ID]

[winged-void]

just remembered that my middle school bullies were named Chase and Hunter. what was up with that. what was going on there.

[winged-void]

were you bullied by the pope?