Occupation: The Dryer Gremlin Who Eats Your Socks

(We post a lot of random shit, but a lot of cosmere stuff as well.) Whoops now there’s more of us (if you wanna know abt our system feel free to ask)

[anatomyofacosme]

Made a system side blog @cosmerecollective

[rocktheholygrail]

Happy Jeremy Bearimy Day!

[absolutepie]

Happy Jeremy Bearimy Month!!

[phoenix]

Today is the every day you can never reblog this.

[kleefkruid]

I was making coffee and I heard a "mpeep" behind me so I turn around an on my kitchen floor sits Kotelet, the tiny stray that visits me every day, and to her side sits a big fat house spider, you know the one that gets stuck in your bath.

So I go "Hey ehh, you brought a buddy?" and she looks down at the spider and swallows it in one go -legs and everything- and looks back at me with these cute big eyes

[kleefkruid]

Couldn't get the image out of my head

CRIME SCENE

[cach1nnate]

i love when muslim women do makeup 2 match their hijabs its so pretty

[beanthebugboi]

Seconded, and I would like to add: hijabi cosplayers. SO fkn cool.

[cach1nnate]

:00000 that is so cool

[cach1nnate]

waowowwwowow

[cach1nnate]

!!!!!

[countrygypsywt]

[thatforestprince]

I NEED TO SUCK HIS DICK CLEAN OFF !!!!

[thatforestprince]

thats the wrong image

[pup-purgatory]

via

[sadclowncentral]

i`m going to loose my mind i just burnt my toast and i am so tired that for some reason i completely forgot where i was. and with the instinct ingrained from years of living on a sailing boat as a child i just went to feed the fish.

only that i am not on a sailing boat. there are no fish to feed. i just fucking threw bread out of the window of a third story apartment in the middle of the city very much on land. what the fuck

[furryprovocateur]

Are you sure Mitch McConnell is dead? I can't find anything on it

braindead means ol' mitch is goooonnne lol

[furryprovocateur]

lmfaoooo

[colorisbyshe]

It's important to note three days after his cardiac arrest, his wife left the country and fully bailed. I have not seen any reports of her return.

It's MORE important to note, that if a Kentucky Senator is unable to serve, a special election to called to replace them. Unless they die/are fully unable to serve after August 3rd, then it does not happen. Then, he is not replaced.

It is likely they will keep him Technically Alive until August 4th to stall and avoid this election.

The EVEN BIGGER thing to note is there has been a very, very large string of MASSIVE absences by many, many (often older) congressmen and women that have normalized this type of disappearance and silence.

One was found in a care home with dementia after not reporting to work for months. One disappeared for FOUR MONTHS because he was "depressed" but also was doing sports betting and investment work while gone. (He got paid sick leave that he voted against for everyone else, btw).

McConnell has been in hospital for a MONTH and we are just finding out now it was cardiac arrest and he's still in the hospital (likely braindead but that's inference, not a released statement).

This behaviour has been normalized in this country. Every example listed is a republican BUT democrats have had their share of congressmen and women with dementia being puppeted by their staff, which is on the same level as shit this.

This is a structural issue. McCain's constituents may not get to vote for his replacement in a timely manner because his team (and his missing wife??) are allowed to hide his effective death.

[buttered-toasty]

Another silly ass low effort phm comic bc I keep thinking of this post and just cracking up at the mirror pronouns also being another level of codependency. Rocky and his bestie.

[pangur-and-grim]

the growth of Rusty Nail 

[pangur-and-grim]

I think she’s stopped now. god I hope she’s stopped.

[martyfive]

yesterday my matcha oat milk espresso (rip) told me to draw a vampire lady wearing a big hat, and who am i to say no to that request?

she loves blood, i love coffee, we’re alright.

[only-cat-memes]

[qqueenofhades]

In other news, apparently Mitch McConnell is at death's fuckin door.

You know what to do, people.

[qqueenofhades]

Mitch McConnell's Office Won't Confirm If He's Conscious

[qqueenofhades]

Everyone in my notes right now:

[riseofthecommonwoodpile]

i don’t think i’m exaggerating when i say that the average height for women in the US would increase by at least an inch if teen girls were allowed to eat as much as teen boys are

[riseofthecommonwoodpile]

and not to bring my own clocky bitch ass into this but if cis women weren’t so consistently starved their entire lives you’d see a lot more cis women with the kind of bodies that we currently associate closely with trans women. the amount that the standards of feminine presentation are culturally defined by malnutrition is crazy

[crabussy]

-> listening to a jaunty country style song -> hear the lyrics wrong -> pause. frown. go back a few seconds to relisten -> hears the same fucked up lyrics -> check the actual lyrics to see what it ACTUALLY says

-> oh!

[crabussy]

your revulva....

[christianstepmoms]

Republicans be like "Here Comes Mitch McConnell!!!"