Occupation: The Dryer Gremlin Who Eats Your Socks

(We post a lot of random shit, but a lot of cosmere stuff as well.) Whoops now there’s more of us (if you wanna know abt our system feel free to ask)

[anatomyofacosme]

Made a system side blog @cosmerecollective

[lucidlymelanated]

Your 30s aren't too late. Don't let nobody tell you that stupid shit.

[aetherograph]

Your 40s aren't too late. Don't let nobody tell you that stupid shit.

[loisfreakinglane]

#as long as you're alive it's literally never too late

[orthoscheme]

supermarkets should have benches

[orthoscheme]

everywhere should have benches

[what-even-is-thiss]

I still like the term parental unit that we used to use as a joke in middle school and high school. Did everyone else do that or was it just a my social circles thing?

Anyways telling the kids to go collect their parental units at the end of an event is a) funny b) gender neutral and c) just refers to the person currently doing your parenting

Also if you’re on joking terms with your parents “greetings, child” “greetings, parental unit” is a top tier greeting. Makes you sound like robot aliens.

[ugliest-doogle]

op turned reblogs off so

[autie-j]

Remember when Xbox was going to basically ban used games for the xbox one, and Playstation made fun of them with that video titled "how to share games on Playstation" and it was just one guy handing another a game disk? And now Playstation is getting rid of physical disks entirely

[cowplantblues]

Actually when I say “fuck all billionaires” I particularly mean Taylor “having my wedding in the middle of the busiest city in the world on the busiest weekend in the world in the part of the city the majority of commuters need to get through because fuck working people” Swift

[norondor]

fuck you if you like this dumb nepo baby white supremacist.

[leninisms]

good by 2007 hello 2008!

[acewithobsessions]

[ID: A child's handwritten note. Above it is the time (12:00 p.m.) and next to it is a 4 with small lines radiating from it (the same way lines are drawn coming from the sun, to show importance visually). The note, with corrected spelling errors, reads: Dear diary guess what! "What?" Today is 4th of July! good by 2007 hello 2008! /end ID.]

[my-dailydreams]

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

This picture is NOT CUTE

they are making her use Window 8. unimaginably cruel

[bloodyveinsoflove]

I feel genuinely sorry for non-Brazilians (at least non-latinos, I guess) because wdym the rest of the world can’t understand that “olhinhos de jabuticaba” (little jabuticaba eyes, if you will) is the absolute on point description of cats’ blown out pupils when they’re hunting?

Assuming the odd possibility that someone will actually see this, please be introduced to jabuticaba. I rest my case

[jasontoddiefor]

I need minors to learn how to lie online again. Your name is Derek, you’re 25 and work in accounting now. Please for your own safety learn how to fucking lie. And if you don’t want to lie, then don’t put your age anywhere. Don’t even say whether you’re a minor or not. It is perfectly easy to avoid adult spaces without signposting that you are doing so because you’re a child.

Stating your age doesn’t protect you this only makes you a target.

[storm-of-feathers]

speaking of volcanology i am at my LIMIT with people thinking that yellowstone is "overdue". Its not fucking pregnant. if it ever erupts again we'll have decades if not centuries of warning. whenever theres "increased activity" there it means something vibrated a bit more or something.

and while we're on it the eruptions happening rn are also not out of the ordinary. what kilauea is doing is not a cause for alarm. volcanoes erupt all the time its a part of our planet I am losing my mind

[he-who-reads-until-dawn]

They aborted the Yellowstone super eruption because of woke

[storm-of-feathers]

this is true

[communistkenobi]

sometimes when I get mad online I have remind myself that the coolest and most reasonable friend I have doesn’t know who dril is and asked me to explain what the acronym “MCU” stands for, because she spends most of her free time watching documentaries about industrial disasters with her girlfriend and going to quarries to collect rocks together. a better world is possible and it’s out there right now

[likesaltinthesea]

Heretics and Renegades

C4E9//C4E20//C4E28//C4E29//C4E30//C4E31

[depsidase]

[darikbelochka]

And I love them🙏

[dogpuppy]