I want you to always be you

I watch a lot of shows, I like it when they make me cry, I fall in love with actors and their films too easily.

[carolsturkas]

The story of The Upper East Side widow.

[danisontnonfire]

these are getting more and more specific

[thebestoftumbling]

[biculturalist-deactivated201612]

What language is this

[herhmione]

listen… harry potter is the most savage person in the entire series like this kid decimates people with one comeback can you imagine james potter would have been so proud like

“they stuff people’s heads down the toilet the first day at stonewall. want to come upstairs and practice?” "no, thanks. the poor toilet’s never had anything as horrible as your head down it – it might be sick.” fucking eleven year old harry!! already a lil mini savage!!!!!

“listening to the news! again?“ "well, it changes every day, you see” my boy!!! mouthing off to the dursleys!! who gives a fuck?? not harry potter

“’congratulations, harry! i wonder if you could give me a quick word? how you felt facing that dragon? how do you feel now about the fairness of the scoring?’ ‘yeah, you can have a word,’ said harry savagely. ‘goodbye!’” holy fuck!! when harry potter literally does not give a shit anymore and jk rowling knows it and literally!!! canonically!!! makes him a savage harry is literally savage it says it right there in the goblet of fire

“it’s time you learned some respect!” “it’s time you earned it.” mouthing off to the minister of magic damn harry authority who????? what??? respecting your elders??? harry doesn’t give a shit!!!!

“sure you can manage that broom, potter? got plenty of special features, hasn’t it? shame it doesn’t come with a parachute - in case you get too near a dementor.“  “pity you can’t attach an extra arm to yours, malfoy, then it could catch the snitch for you.” oh shit!!!! legit how many times do u think malfoy literally cried to his dad because harry burned him!!!! where’s the aloe vera!!!!

“yes, sir.“ "there’s no need to call me ‘sir’ professor.” oh fucking shit!!!! did you think i was gonna forget this!!! the holy grail of harry being savage as fuck oh my god!!!! james potter is fucking cheering in heaven!!!! he made a cake to commemorate this moment!!!! three years later lily’s chillin and james comes up and he’s like “holy fuck lil remember that one time harry was like ‘no need to call me sir professor’ and snape like flipped shit!!! that was fucking awesome” and lily is like “shut the fuck up we get it your son is a savage”

[dorothy-snarker]

You guys, you guys. Did you know there was a marriage proposal after the women’s final rugby matches? Olympics volunteer Marjorie Enya (in the yellow) proposed to her girlfriend Brazilian team rugby player Isadora Cerullo (in the green). And, you’d better believe, she said yes. Blame it on Rio, indeed.

[nicolegendary]

okay i’ve just had such a perfect idea for the layout of a wedding ceremony that i drew a diagram and will now describe it

so a traditional set up for a ceremony would look like this, with the audience lined up in front of the couple, and divided in the middle to make a path for the bride to come down and be given away by her father to the groom

instead, i propose (ohhh puns) a set up more like this:

where the audience is on either side (which halves the distance that the farthest person is from the action) and at the same time you can have each half of the couple come down aisles on opposite sides and both be given away by their parents to each other (which takes away all the gross sexist and hetero-normative crap)

just… isn’t that way better???

[sparkofstorm]

That and it looks like the way an audience sits for a concert or a game “YEAH GO TEAM KISS THAT BRIDE WOOO” Or it looks like they’re meeting in the middle for a throwdown Both are good

[built2bulk-blog]

TWO PEOPLE ENTER.

ONE COUPLE LEAVES.

WELCOME TO MATRIMONY.

[nullsynth]

can straight people stop kissing in public because it makes me really uncomfortable. i mean i dont hate straight people i just dont it being shoved in my face!!! :/

[im-an-egalitarianist]

So, homosexual couples can kiss in public, but heterosexual couples can’t?

[nullsynth]

no. it makes me really uncomfortable!! and i just don’t like it when a girl kisses a boy. it’s really unnatural and like!!! im an ally to straight people but i just prefer if they keep it to themselves, you know what i mean?

[im-an-egalitarianist]

A girl and a girl kiss in public. How do you feel?

[nullsynth]

i just dont like heterosexuals shoving their sexuality in my face. it’s so gross and it might offend some peoples religion :///

[im-an-egalitarianist]

Why are you avoiding the answer? Is all heterosexuality in public gross?

[nullsynth]

i mean its ok if they hold hands or something but even that’s kinda… lol keep that in the bedroom! im not heterophobic though because im a heterosexual ally. i think that its ok to let heterosexuals get married!! straight marriage!!

[im-an-egalitarianist]

You can call yourself an ally, but do you tolerate homosexual romance in public?

[nullsynth]

that’s the only romance i tolerate in public!!!

[im-an-egalitarianist]

Then you’re not an ally.

[nullsynth]

Ummm yes I am because I voted to legalize straight marriage and I have like three straight friends

[im-an-egalitarianist]

Straight marriage was legal. Always. What are you talking about? You say straight like it’s special.

[nullsynth]

if you keep attacking me like this you’re gonna lose an ally so please be nice to me :/

[im-an-egalitarianist]

We don’t really need any. Most people in the world are straight. So why do you think threats like that will persuade me?

[nullsynth]

um of course you need allies. who do you think got you this far for straight rights????

[im-an-egalitarianist]

Either you’re just messing with me, you seriously need to get off Tumblr and see the real facts, or you may be a very ignorant 12-year-old. Homosexual marriage was recently legalized, not heterosexual marriage.

[nullsynth]

omg why are all straight people so mean to their allies!!! we just want to be a part of your community!!!

[xx-ogthegaylinguist-xx-deactiva]

this was WAY to easy

[gimmeaglimmer]

I’m crying omfg

[radcolbert-blog]

[sermerlins]

Merlin: A Comedy

[memewhore]

[thependragons]

Morgana Pendragon + Smirking behind Uther & Arthur’s backs — Requested by Anonymous

[lgbtcinema]

LGBT Cinema + Iconic Lines

[thedailyshow]

Mike Bloomberg drops a series of billionaire burns on Donald Trump.http://on.cc.com/2a9WWuB

[kumagawa]

lMAO

[datamother]

animal crossing go

help out your neighbours and friends. make your house look pretty. be kind

[duckiecasanova]

Jay’s Hands in It Follows (2014) dir. David Robert Mitchell

[writing-prompt-s]

A superhero tries to get himself classified as a natural disaster so people can get refunded by their insurance company when he destroys their home during a fight.

[hwangsinb]

Mike, I found the chocolate pudding!