[mashkwi-deactivated20230405]

@i-n-0-c another sexist man who completely disregards a woman's OWN THOUGHTS on her OWN EXPERIENCES to superpose it with HIS OWN even though he's a stranger to her. Fuck you're a loser.

[disgruntledseagull]

There's a reason why these guys come at me and not you, dear.

If they come at you they'll be expected to ask questions find out what your opinion on the whole thing is and be reasonable but if they come at me they can just make a bunch of assumptions about how terrible I am and say a bunch of bullshit that doesn't come into line with reality and nobody will judge them for it.

It's cowardice really. They want to boost their little egos by doing a call out and they don't want a target that might fight back effectively.

Sadly for them my so-called victim is not a victim at all and is fully capable of defending herself.

[antiracistspiderman]

Sir you are tumblr dating a teenager

[disgruntledseagull]

This is you in your early twenties.

This is me at forty

Can you really blame her?

[mermaloids]

LMFAO this is not the own you think it is... 

[littlealienproducts]

Wax Cat Candle by DiscoTiger

[mermaloids]

definitely will not burn evenly

[powerfulwizardblog]

hough…!!! <= “WIZARD COUGH“

[evilwizard]

aH cheeHEeHEHgoughhoughhoughchiaegheh…[“WIZARD SNEEZE”]

[mermaloids]

annoying cunts

[cintosh]

[angrysalt42]

You know a Boston butt is the shoulder right? Shit likes this discredits the rest and….. I s’pose I’m glad because I may have believed this image was real if I didn’t read about it.

Cannibal Club

[uncle-cazador]

You wouldn't grill a melanated man

[grotusrinocerose]

[mermaloids]

its a tofu sculpture made by thai artist Kittiwat Unarrom for a vegan conference in 2012 (if i remember correctly)

[sandmandaddy69]

[obamasmomjeans]

Holy fuck I thirst followed this guy on tiktok and somehow missed this

[mermaloids]

LOL he actually ended up divorcing the sex doll and marrying another (with woman head and body of chicken) and i think most recently hes married an ashtray from a german nightclub

[kabaks]

the mcu needs to die the mcu needs to die the mcu needs to die not just for art or because i hate it or because their movies are algorithmically generated or bc they don’t hire union crews but because it has completely saturated the market and because of the lack of taste it engenders in people im sick of it. im sick of it. stop talking about movie #425 like its changed the game its monopolized the game you’re all chumps

[mermaloids]

just dont watch it lol. its not hard

[kabaks]

lol you think if i personally just don’t watch it the stranglehold that these films have on the sector and media discourse will stop? cool, when?

[mermaloids]

yes its actually not difficult at all to just let the fads pass you by. simply dont watch them.  no one is forcing you to watch the latest blockbuster film and/or engage in  pointless discourse about it. you can just ignore it. 

there are actually hundreds (maybe even thousands) of films that have already been made that you can watch instead. seriously, they made these things all the way back in the 70s. some of them are bad, but thats okay because you dont need to watch the ones you dont like.

were it not for all the dumb memes ive been forced to see, id know absolutely nothing about blorbius or captain marvel or starwars or whatever, because they dont interest me, so i dont watch them. i watch films that i do enjoy instead.

 it really is that simple, i promise you x

[kabaks]

the mcu needs to die the mcu needs to die the mcu needs to die not just for art or because i hate it or because their movies are algorithmically generated or bc they don’t hire union crews but because it has completely saturated the market and because of the lack of taste it engenders in people im sick of it. im sick of it. stop talking about movie #425 like its changed the game its monopolized the game you’re all chumps

[mermaloids]

just dont watch it lol. its not hard

[only-tiktoks]

[anais-ninja-bitch]

unmute

[mermaloids]

i love playing with carcinogenic materials my favourite thing to do is put some twigs and pinecones in a block of plastic with some glitter

[glumshoe]

why does every cartoon character wear these underwear:

[gravitygals]

why don't u

[glumshoe]

because if I wore these underwear the universe would conspire to constantly put me in situations where my pants would get pulled down or destroyed and it’s so hard to find good pants

[theevenprime]

I have a few pairs of these exact underwear, which I wore whenever possible as a camp counselor.

The reason was that, if you get pantsed, and you weren't in on the joke / it wasn't planned, that's a massive breakdown in respect and discipline, and you have to make an example of that kid (generally by wrestling them, and in serious cases, taking away candy privileges). But getting pranked is still a bad look, and makes it seem cool to rebel against your authority.

However, if you get pantsed, and you are in on the joke, everyone has a good laugh, including you, and no one was actually rebelling. It both makes you look like a cool authority figure and makes the person doing it look like they're the sort of person in cahoots with counselors. Then, if there's a behavioral issue, you can have that quiet conversation later, away from an audience.

And since those underwear are so culturally specific as punchlines in a pantsing gag that the only plausible reason to be wearing them is if you're in on a slapstick act, you can retroactively Shanghai any would-be prankster into looking like they did it with your consent and planning, which not only keeps you from indignity, it makes sure that they're rewarded by laughter and attention for looking like they're cooperating with the staff, encouraging that in the future and bringing them in from the outside of the social-reward structure you're trying to set up, where it's cool too be wacky but responsible.

That preparation effort paid off maybe four times across three years, but it was completely worth it.

The downside, of course, is that when one of your kids goes missing in a storm when it's hailing and pouring sheets of water, and you don't have many dry clothes left, you're reduced to running through the rain looking for them in your underwear, which are situationally inappropriate / jarringly comical to the full extent possible.

[argumate]

thinking five steps ahead, always ready to be pantsed at any time

[mermaloids]

this is so bizarre and deranged

[fadedlovemp3]

im scared of blank blogs on here like the ones that have likes on so you can see they’re a real person but they’re blank otherwise like it feels like in a horror movie id be shakily pointing a kitchen knife at someone with a mask of the default tumblr icon and id be like “who are you…what do you want from me….” and they’d jyst do the michael meyers head tilt at me

[mermaloids]

FR there is a certain blank blog which followed like 5 of my blogs all at once (that are registered under different email addresses and have no connection to eachother!’) and very occasionally theyll like one of my poasts but they themselves never post and their likes arent visible. i confronted them on messenger once and asked why/how and they jus said ‘because i like your blog :)’ im not even paranoid or concerned anymore im just baffled as to how and why and desperately want to know more about them. i try to sleuth on them when i can but all i found wus one reddit account with the same name which posted mostly in r/schizophrenia and a few gaming subreddits but hasnt been used in 2 years and idek if that is them or jus someone w the same username. 

[staff]

Hey there,

We’ve got news. We’re introducing a new blog view experience for bluespace (dashboard, search, and explore) on web, and we’ll be rolling it out to you soon. You may have seen a sneak peek of it on @changes last week.

What’s changing, exactly?

Before, when you clicked on a blog in your dashboard, explore, or search, it opened up this drawer on the right-hand side of your screen. This didn’t work very well for smaller or wider screens, or indeed on mobile browsers:

With the new viewing experience, blogs will now unfurl in the center of your screen—giving you more space to scroll through their content (while still keeping your scroll position on the dashboard as before):

Why have we done this? What does this mean?

These changes address a common complaint: the current sidebar blog view doesn’t utilize the overall space very well. It’s 2022, after all; screens are bigger these days.

If you have asks open, the ask button (with its customized text, if you’ve customized it) will appear directly in your header, instead of hidden in a menu as it was before.

Extending the width of this blog view affords us the ability to add more stuff, like a sidebar—and maybe some more customizable elements!

Might this galvanize you to change things up and update your default blog appearance for something custom? Perhaps. After all, a bold, vibrant, and creative Tumblr is a Tumblr at its best.

What about your blog’s current customized appearance, you ask?

Don’t worry—we understand the time and love you invest in your blogs, and this change does not impact any custom blog themes. This change simply improves how your blog will appear when others view it from the dashboard, search, or explore.

Questions? Drop us a line on @wip or Support, and keep an eye out for more changes on @changes.

[mermaloids]

we hate it we hate you stop doing this blease atleast give the option to switch back to the old view

[hennpilled-deactivated20220917]

i checked it like 4 times but gun in pocket just doesnt feel safe or good

[01189998819991197253andahalf-de]

A good holster is a good idea. What gun do you have?

[hennpilled-deactivated20220917]

yeah i gotta get a couple❤️

ruger sr22

i want one for glove box, for between my seat and cupholder, and for On Me

[01189998819991197253andahalf-de]

I hate to long post but can I offer a little advice? First of all .22s are great for practice and fun little guns but for self defense they’re not great. They’re pretty under powered and in semi autos they are more likely to jam. If I remember right you’re a little sensitive to recoil so I’m not saying drop the pea shooter for a hand cannon right this second, but being able to practice to get to a point where you can handle recoil better is a good training goal then down the road maybe consider an upgrade. Secondly storing an unsecured gun in the car is a bad idea. You’re more likely to have your car broken into at work than you are to meet a carjacker. Hidden between the seat and cup holder might be harder to find but it can still be found. And without anything protecting the trigger the padding of the seat will bulge inside the trigger guard. One good bump in the road could possibly set it off. Appendix carry is where you have a holster in your pants right under your stomach. It’s uncomfortable for fat guys like me but you’re pretty skinny so it shouldn’t be as much of an issue. It offers easy access which is pretty awesome. I know a lot of guys who are uncomfortable with carrying a gun pointed at their dicks and for a beginner that would be a valid concern regardless of your plumbing so getting competent with a gun to the point where you’re comfortable with safely carrying like that might be another training goal to set.

[hennpilled-deactivated20220917]

what if i pump many peas into someone that cant feel good

the glove box holster is a want bc i can have one in my glove box without a CWP here, and very soon ill be attending night classes alone, sooner than i think i'm ready for my cwp, and idk how legal campus carry is here

i would like to move up to something bigger but i just love how this fits in my hand

[rikashades]

Invest in a ruger lc9 and call it a day

[hennpilled-deactivated20220917]

yes really bite me bitch

[rikashades]

Calm down mr fudd I'm sorry

[hennpilled-deactivated20220917]

I HAVE LITTLE BABY HANDS

[scarabesque]

My daughter could shoot my LC9 when she was 8. She was tiny. I promise you can handle a 9mm with a little practice. Once you get your form right, it'll be easy for you.

[hennpilled-deactivated20220917]

well ur daughter has big fuckin hands

[scarabesque]

She's tiny! She's a gymnast. It doesn't have to be the LC9 - that's just a popular one. There are a thousand 9mm pistols out there. I'm sure one of them will fit your hands comfortably.

[mermaloids]

LMFAO i love gunblr all of you are insane x

choice quotes:

“Appendix carry is where you have a holster in your pants right under your stomach. It’s uncomfortable for fat guys like me but you’re pretty skinny so it shouldn’t be as much of an issue “

“ My daughter could shoot my LC9 when she was 8. She was tiny. “

“ She’s tiny! She’s a gymnast. It doesn’t have to be the LC9 - that’s just a popular one. There are a thousand 9mm pistols out there. I’m sure one of them will fit your hands comfortably. “

[scarabesque]

Bro, who the fuck are you and why are you a giant fag?

[mermaloids]

cus i love big fat dicks in my bumbum xoxo

[hennpilled-deactivated20220917]

i checked it like 4 times but gun in pocket just doesnt feel safe or good

[01189998819991197253andahalf-de]

A good holster is a good idea. What gun do you have?

[hennpilled-deactivated20220917]

yeah i gotta get a couple❤️

ruger sr22

i want one for glove box, for between my seat and cupholder, and for On Me

[01189998819991197253andahalf-de]

I hate to long post but can I offer a little advice? First of all .22s are great for practice and fun little guns but for self defense they’re not great. They’re pretty under powered and in semi autos they are more likely to jam. If I remember right you’re a little sensitive to recoil so I’m not saying drop the pea shooter for a hand cannon right this second, but being able to practice to get to a point where you can handle recoil better is a good training goal then down the road maybe consider an upgrade. Secondly storing an unsecured gun in the car is a bad idea. You’re more likely to have your car broken into at work than you are to meet a carjacker. Hidden between the seat and cup holder might be harder to find but it can still be found. And without anything protecting the trigger the padding of the seat will bulge inside the trigger guard. One good bump in the road could possibly set it off. Appendix carry is where you have a holster in your pants right under your stomach. It’s uncomfortable for fat guys like me but you’re pretty skinny so it shouldn’t be as much of an issue. It offers easy access which is pretty awesome. I know a lot of guys who are uncomfortable with carrying a gun pointed at their dicks and for a beginner that would be a valid concern regardless of your plumbing so getting competent with a gun to the point where you’re comfortable with safely carrying like that might be another training goal to set.

[hennpilled-deactivated20220917]

what if i pump many peas into someone that cant feel good

the glove box holster is a want bc i can have one in my glove box without a CWP here, and very soon ill be attending night classes alone, sooner than i think i'm ready for my cwp, and idk how legal campus carry is here

i would like to move up to something bigger but i just love how this fits in my hand

[rikashades]

Invest in a ruger lc9 and call it a day

[hennpilled-deactivated20220917]

yes really bite me bitch

[rikashades]

Calm down mr fudd I'm sorry

[hennpilled-deactivated20220917]

I HAVE LITTLE BABY HANDS

[scarabesque]

My daughter could shoot my LC9 when she was 8. She was tiny. I promise you can handle a 9mm with a little practice. Once you get your form right, it'll be easy for you.

[hennpilled-deactivated20220917]

well ur daughter has big fuckin hands

[scarabesque]

She's tiny! She's a gymnast. It doesn't have to be the LC9 - that's just a popular one. There are a thousand 9mm pistols out there. I'm sure one of them will fit your hands comfortably.

[mermaloids]

LMFAO i love gunblr all of you are insane x

choice quotes:

“Appendix carry is where you have a holster in your pants right under your stomach. It’s uncomfortable for fat guys like me but you’re pretty skinny so it shouldn’t be as much of an issue “

“ My daughter could shoot my LC9 when she was 8. She was tiny. “

“ She’s tiny! She’s a gymnast. It doesn’t have to be the LC9 - that’s just a popular one. There are a thousand 9mm pistols out there. I’m sure one of them will fit your hands comfortably. “

[hiveswap]

Could we crash tumblr if we all posted the word “crash” on the 1st of april 2022, 12:35 EST?

[hiveswap]

Everyone schedule

[hiveswap]

Pm

[go-learn-esperanto]

Doing it again since I accidentally put the wrong time zone

Event Time Announcer - Tumblr - Crash

Event Time Announcer shows time for Tumblr - Crash in locations all over the world. In New York it happens on Friday, April 1, 2022 at 12:35

So everyone can find their time :3

[hiveswap]

You may ask, “Jenna, why do you want this? Isn’t there enough suffering in the world?” Well, you are right. But I want to scare the owners of this site. Not @staff, you know damn well they don’t actually call the shots. No, i want to scare the people who make decisions. I want them to know that we can act as a unit and wreck shit on our own accord, that this community can move mountains. I want them to hesitate next time they make an announcement. Popular sovereignty, motherfuckers.

[gelatinous-cat]

I know most people know this but some people in the notes don’t, so reminder that you don’t have to wake up or anything to post it, just schedule the post like this:

now you just hit the blue schedule and forget about it until the day it happens 👍

[demonboyhalo]

oh hell yeah im doing this gamers join us

[mermaloids]

this is fucking stupid lol all you are gonna do is make everyones dash really annoying for a while

[1995lahaine]

pinocchio twink voice for anyone who is not a twitter user

[byegdhdhdhdy-deactivated2022031]

fATher when can I leave to be on my ooooouwwn💅💅

[mermaloids]

LOL also fyi finocchio is italian for gayboy

[staff]

Introducing Tumblr Tips—supporting the creators you love, your way.

Ever wanted to leave a small tip on a post that made your day? Or a blog that always makes you laugh? Or celebrate one of your favorite creatives?

Well today, you’re in luck. Tumblr now has a tip jar.

This opt-in feature will allow you to gift a little something to support your favorite content creators. It’s a win-win: creatives can make a little money from their work, while supporters can tip posts they love in fun, playful ways. And it’s here after much popular demand.

So, how does it work?

It could not be simpler. Select the “Tip” tab on the post that you want to tip, then choose an amount. You can send a message with your gift, and see other users who have sent tips on the same post—unless you send a tip anonymously, like some sort of superhero. Once finished, take a moment to imagine creators basking in the warm glow of appreciation, or a tinkling sound as your gift lands in their jar.

Tumblr tip jar is available to all US users from today. Not in the US? No problem—it will be extended to all users soon. Tumblr will not receive any portion of these payments, though third-party payment services may charge a fee. Payment processing will go through Stripe. To find out everything you need to know about how to accept and receive tips, head over to Support, who will be happy to help.

What are you waiting for? Why not send some tipping love to your favorite blogs and creators? After all, you know what they say—get busy tippin’, or get busy tryin’.

[mermaloids]

we all hate you staff you fugly whores

[belloochie]

my #1 pet peeve for no reason is ppl who heavily prefer liquid hand soap over solid like if u think solid soap is gross you're literally just revealing urself as someone who doesnt know how soap works... ok stinky -_-

[belloochie]

post was inspired by an ad for "sustainable soap tables that u throw in water and it turns into liquid soap"

bitch just go to the drugstore and buy these

[mermaloids]

“when i was a kid we didnt have fancy body wash and conditioner. we had the same bar of soap our dad scrubbed his nuts and arsehole with. and we were happy”