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Not a Purist. Ships whatever I enjoy.

[ryebreadgf]

in mesopotamia there were no 'cover letters' or 'curriculum vitaes'. there were just, pots.

[feenyxblue]

And copper ingots. Very high quality ingots from a very reputable merchant

[birdsquirrel]

#tumblr's dedication to dragging ea-nasir from across history is one of my fave things about this hellsite

[rivendellrose]

#somewhere in the afterlife #ea-nasir is gaining power #and he has no idea why

Y’know, that’s a really good point. Are we sure we want to be giving the worst businessman in known history more power in the afterlife?!

[digitaldiscipline]

Yes, because when Trump dies and thinks he’s going to be king shit in the afterlife, ea-nasir is going to one-shot him with a shitty copper ingot upside his empty orange fucking head

[lynati]

Each Reblog adds another copper ingot to ea-nasir's afterlife pile. Each like improves his aim.

[the-bar-sinister]

So, the other day, when I was discussing AO3's policy on solicitation, a tumblr user came at me saying that AO3's "no monetization/solicitation" rules were "bullshit" because nexus mods allows fan created mods to get paid.

Look at me.

Look at me right now.

AO3 protects you.

AO3 protects you and your works. 

It protects your works from copyright strikes and DCMA takedowns.

It protects your work from advertisers.

It protects your work from overzealous legal challenges.

It protects your right to post adult content.

AO3 is non-profit and AO3 will never try to use you or your work to make a profit for themselves and AO3 will go to bat for you if someone tries to legally challenge you or your works.

Please respect AO3 and its mission.

[indigosfindings]

i always thought it was silly that people would get so pedantic & heated over the idea of fantasy novels using words derived from real locations like "champagne" or "lesbian" or whatever. "a fantasy setting cant have words that are dependent on real-world context" i have bad news for you about all words

[inkwashhhart]

some of the frames:

[spinnaker1509]

“Dogs don’t know what they look like. Dogs don’t even know what size they are. No doubt it’s our fault, for breeding them into such weird shapes and sizes. My brother’s dachshund, standing tall at eight inches, would attack a Great Dane in the full conviction that she could tear it apart. When a little dog is assaulting its ankles the big dog often stands there looking confused — “Should I eat it? Will it eat me? I am bigger than it, aren’t I?” But then the Great Dane will come and try to sit in your lap and mash you flat, under the impression that it is a Peke-a-poo… Cats know exactly where they begin and end. When they walk slowly out the door that you are holding open for them, and pause, leaving their tail just an inch or two inside the door, they know it. They know you have to keep holding the door open. That is why their tail is there. It is a cat’s way of maintaining a relationship. Housecats know that they are small, and that it matters. When a cat meets a threatening dog and can’t make either a horizontal or a vertical escape, it’ll suddenly triple its size, inflating itself into a sort of weird fur blowfish, and it may work, because the dog gets confused again — “I thought that was a cat. Aren’t I bigger than cats? Will it eat me?” … A lot of us humans are like dogs: we really don’t know what size we are, how we’re shaped, what we look like. The most extreme example of this ignorance must be the people who design the seats on airplanes. At the other extreme, the people who have the most accurate, vivid sense of their own appearance may be dancers. What dancers look like is, after all, what they do.”

— Ursula Le Guin, in The Wave in the Mind (via fortooate)

[chyrazumen]

I cannot describe how excited I am for S4 to come out guys- *explodes*

[coffeefocusrat]

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

[lgbtranswoman]

Ice cold takes from a Transgender Woman:

Men are not inherently Evil

Everyone has the capacity for evil

Transgender Men are men

Transgender Women are women

Excluding Cisgender Men from your spaces requires Transgender Men to out themselves if they want to engage (Same for Women)

Anyone can be Non-Binary, there is no "look" or requirement

Non-binary masculine presenting people should be welcome in queer spaces, many are just treated as men and predators

Non-binary feminine presenting people should be welcome in queer spaces without being seen as "Woman-Lite"

Edited the wording on the first point because too many terfs keep thinking I'm their friend.

[lexi-does]

NICE SUMMER

[beefarrn]

dick grayson and wally west stun in new photo

[girldickdotcom]

"learn to be bored" "being bored is good for you" "be at peace with yourself" NO! 4 SCREENS AT ONCE!!!!!!

[frownyalfred]

“DC should let you write for them” DC should absolutely not let me write for them. I would shamelessly blow the entire budget on a poorly established Superbat plotline with every single Robin/Batkid ever somehow folded into the plot, sans any clue as to their ages or continuity and also Alfred would be insanely buff with 0 explanation. do u see the vision

[rhubarbspring]

Lee Jung-jae // Birth of Venus (Sandro Botticelli, 1486)

[lockandkeyhyena]

actually we should start headcanoning female characters as being terrible with children

[lockandkeyhyena]

stop mother-ifying fictional literally all female characters. that fictional woman would not know what the fuck to do with a child

[dovesick]

endless night

[haltraveler]

The fact that Antarctica is a whole ass continent which had diverse ecosystems for hundreds of millions of years and is now a barren expanse of ice never ceases to freak me out.

[vigilskept]

“let women be friends” no. if 2 women share screentime they have to fuck nasty about it forever. on account of because i said so.

[chilipowder9]

same with two men

two or more of anybody actually. especially in animation. because I said so every human in fiction (literally EVERY in animated fiction) has to fuck nasty about meeting. full stop.

[vigilskept]

this is a post about women 🤺 get 🤺 away 🤺

[chilipowder9]

why. can't we coexist?

please don't assume I'm a misogynist I'm really tired of that being an assumption about me I'm not trying to accuse you of that but good lord please don't be

[vigilskept]

we can’t coexist. i am going to personally nuke all m/f and m/m fic off the internet. only yuri will remain. you are all so fucking annoying.

[beejoco]

anxiety