That is enough, good night!

Chris from Germany, professional shitposter,Will make Puns and will love you lots, Probably knows obsucre things you don't. Bad aesthetics, loves fluffy things. Like around 20something years old, doesn't want to finish descirptions with one word.

[balaclava-trismegistus]

95% of everyone on the English-speaking Internet now has one of the 6 same personalities derived from 4 basic belief sets and they all make the same 12 jokes over and over and over in very slightly different proportions because that's how you fit into your selected personality, and you pick your jokes from components presented to you by algorithmic content feeds, based on your belief set. The goal is to get your joke proportions broadcast by the algorithmic content feeds, so it will become one of the 12 jokes and other people will base their personality on it. If you're really good at it you can start selling shirts and hats and make money from it, or even run a serious scam that will make you life-changing amounts of money at the expense of everyone who ever wanted to have sex with you for your joke proportions. One day we will all die and sometimes killing is okay.

[talking-fox-actual-deactivated2]

I upset a few people in my intro to western philosophy class with this one.

[missouriangothic]

[furbearingbrick]

[freelyunder]

[zukriuchen]

[mevil]

[lilyblisslys]

me with the. When she. When her. When the she her me

[mollyjames]

[squidinu]

gus the single werewolf dad

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

stop reblogging this i meant to write 1347

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

ive irreparably fucked up this doge meme. i’m a disgrace.

[dashaibo]

The rats weren’t carrying the plague, it was the fleas on the rats.

[drcyan]

I guess busses dont carry people since they just carry seats and the seats have people, then?

[dashaibo]

If an armed militia travels by bus and exits the bus to kill people, you don’t say those people were killed by the bus.

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

doge’s pet rat is fucking sick and you are arguing about busses? fucking busses? 

[crazy-brazilian]

[kkorechika]

thats what the whole show is about dumbass. breaking=bad

[felinehexes]

[jpegwoe]

[jpegwoe]

No but this is actually how true crime mfers sound

[segamascott]

[bitchking-of-angmar]

Posts written by the humble leopard snail

[teathattast]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Tried to tip a tumblr blog at 1am and it was such a suspicious transaction it immediately put a full fraud freeze on my account

Fortunately, banks no longer just ask 'did you make that transaction' they want to make sure you weren't scammed into making that transaction and 5mins after their call will give away all your money anyway.

This is an honest to goodness life saving movement and I cannot be happier banks are adopting it

Unfortunately, it meant I had to have the most embarrassing financial call of my life

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Me: Ah yeah I was just trying to tip a tumblr blog

Cash: right and were you directed there by a Facebook link? An Instagram advert?

Me: no I was just on tumblr...on purpose

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Caah: and this person asked you for money?

Me: oh no they just had a funny story, which happened to be about money and I thought, "wouldn't it be funny if I tipped them"

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Me: * covering a reblog by reblog update on the adventures my mutual was having *

Cash: okay I don't think that can actually happen though..

Me: It might not have, but i was happy to tip them just because it was funny

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Cash: and how well do you think you know this person?

Me: *considers explaining how much I know about a beloved mutual without ever knowing their name or face* ... I have no idea who this person is

I think in the end Cash decided there was no saving me from myself

[dungeon-moss]

[distinguishedbaloney]

[eilooxara]

Non cooking spray stick

[eilooxara]

Non spray stick cooking

[that-house]

Non cooking stick spray

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[autism-official]

[icanstillfeelyou-deactivated201]

[gardenxkisses]

Wait is he saying that or is she

[llxxxcbdefvr-deactivated2025102]

Here’s nanami slagging off akio for those who celebrate

[mousegirlheart]

please dont leave your fox in the hamper too long or she'll go musty. it's better to put her straight in the washing machine

[mousegirlheart]

she's gonna be nice and clean :)

[goose-shoes]

Ok now what

[mousegirlheart]

okay lemme just

there we go :)

[drdoktormd]

Gotta lovr him. The Kignmer

[maxwellmcgrath]

remember when mattel released a t-rex extroyer toy that vomited its own skeleton for no apparent reason