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[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[ohnoitstbskyen]

12 years on and still the best articulation ever made of how one should respond to useless critiques

[amygdalae]

kind of hate my stupid caustic pussy for dissolving my underwear over time but it's kind of cool, like, scientifically

[destinationtoast]

dying at this sequence from @pinkydragon01 :

[halfbloodfanboy]

[gendercensus]

The 2026 Gender Census is now open!

[ survey.gendercensus.com ]

The 13th annual international gender census, collecting information about the language we use to refer to ourselves and each other, is now open until 13th August 2026.

It’s short and easy, for most participants it takes 5 minutes or less.

After the survey is closed I’ll process the results and publish a spreadsheet of the data and a report summarising the main findings. Then anyone can use them for academic or business purposes, self-advocacy, tracking the popularity of language over time, and just feeling like we’re part of a huge and diverse community.

If you think you might have friends and followers who’d be interested, please do reblog this blog post, and share the survey URL by email or at AFK social groups or on other social networks. Every share is extremely helpful!

Survey URL: https://survey.gendercensus.com

The survey is open to anyone anywhere who speaks English and feels that the gender binary doesn’t fully describe their experience of themselves and their gender(s) or lack thereof.

Thank you so much!

[ Link to survey ]

PS: You can see some regularly-updated statistics about incoming data here, with lots of demography and graphs to peruse!

PPS: Image credits, bark and grass.

[gendercensus]

It's the last day of this year's survey!

There have been over 55,000 responses so far.

It will close at 23:59 UK time, which is in about 14 hours.

[defectivegembrain]

Prev et al. (2025)

[macabre-muses]

vader every time he came across 3po and r2 during the war probably

[segamascott]

logging in

[kingdeath000]

now, pecker means penis. and wood means boner. so of course you would make assumptions about the term woodpecker. but no. the bird

[sixthrock]

I LOVE hearing that other languages have so many beautifully unique ways to construct dick jokes

[dumbdogdiscourse]

I'm sorry I literally do not trust anyone who decides to declare a whole trans group's sex. I do not care if you are "technically" being gender-affirming. You do not have the right to tell trans people what their sex is.

Do not call a trans man "female" or "male" unless he gives you permission to do such, and do not declare that trans men as a whole are "female" or "male".

Do not call a trans woman "male" or "female" unless she gives you permission to do such, and do not declare that trans women as a whole are "male" or "female".

Trans people have notoriously complex relationships with their sexes, how they define their sex, and how their sex interacts with their gender. You do not have the right to define those for them, even if it means you are calling trans women "female" and trans men "male".

[vinterfeminism]

And they may be intersex too so neither male nor female so this point still stands for that

[dragongirlsweetie]

tired of morning people acting like tortured underdogs when it is their sleep schedules that dictate whether or not social gatherings come to fruition

[m0thmancore]

[ivy-michaels]

#i know this image is meant to be comic or perhaps satirical but i do entirely 100% unironically believe it

Prev she presented it in a comic and satirical way but she was 100% genuine and her arguments were extremely correct.

[assortedinsanities]

I genuinely annoys me so much when people treat this as a joke. "I could never work night shifts", "I can't really continue this difficult conversation, it's past 11 pm." or "I slept so terrible, I can't do a long drive today, I'd not be safe on the road." are all considered extremely normal, reasonable sentences, now imagine you had to.

It's 1am, all you wanne do is sleep, now go advocate for yourself at the doctors office or in court, go to work and lead that meeting, do some calculations, do potentially dangerous things. You literally have no choice but do it and not just once but daily and if you ever complain, almost everyone will make fun of you. Seems kinda fucked up, cruel, like it would impact your performance and relationships and literally everything you do in your entire life.

And that is assuming it just feels like a terrible time for you and you are not also perpetually sleep deprived, cause your sleep schedule, which is literally determined by your genes, just does not let you sleep any earlier than 3am.

It's similar to left handedness and how everyone assumed a left handed person could "just" learn to use the right hand and it would not like irreperably damage their developement. Also in the sense that it literally does not affect anyone negatively if some people only get up at noon, like we could so easily structure society to accomodate that, if only we accepted that some people work differently than others.

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

my farming sim game will have animal butchery as a normalized part of the gameplay loop to act as a lightning rod to draw all the discourse and thinkpieces away from topics that would annoy me more

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

in my farming sim game that has animal butchery as a normalized part of the gameplay loop, shipped products will be sold on a weekly basis, not a daily one. you get a big windfall once a week and then you budget around that. if you want more money in the interim you have to go sell to the local merchants whatever products they specialize in.

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

in my farming sim game, getting married to one of the townspeople will have a significant impact on your gameplay. if you marry the rival farmer, their smaller farm will be merged with yours. if you marry the town alchemist/doctor you get a buff to all your alchemy and you wake up from getting knocked out in your own home instead of their clinic. if you marry the priestess she uh, idk she does weather related divine magic for you so you can choose the weather, idk i haven't thought too hard about that one yet

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

my farming sim game will have a MILF you can actually F

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

these tags are probably a joke but genuinely i do think that more games with romance candidates in general should require you to at least be on friendly terms with their family/close friends before they will romance/marry you. so yes. romancing the MILF will require attending her kid's pretend tea party first. to prove you mean business

[helenvaughans]

why are the most powerful people in the world all such whiny fucking babies now

[thedaygoesupinflames]

i bring a sort of "this character is canonically malnourished and would gain at least a couple pounds during their hypothetical healing arc wherein they get better" vibe to the function that people dont really like

[curioscurio]

I have a confession to make... I thought the idea of wireless headphones like air pods were so so stupid when they first came out. But having owned wireless headphone pods with a case I have to admit that I do enjoy them quite a lot. But we should still eat the spleen of every person who lobbied to phase out the headphone jack in electronics

[mariasklodowskastwixbar]

Wireless headphones: great, can move around without having to drag my phone or laptop with me, chord doesn't get caught on doorknobs anymore

No headphone jack in my phone: terrible, awful, everyone involved should get hit with a hammer

[thestuffedalligator]

A while back there was a tiktok going “Ooo this is the best restaurant and I’m not telling you where it is ;) you’re going to have to guess ;)))”

And another guy stitched it with a whole breakdown of her most recent posts to go “The day before you posted this you posted another video saying you met this celebrity and he had just posted that he was in this city. You also posted a video in a hotel room and after searching up hotels in this city, we can tell it was this hotel because the wallpaper in your video matches the wallpaper in pictures on their website. By looking up restaurants by this hotel we can tell you went to this specific restaurant” and he was right

And people called him a creep, but I think we should take this as a moral lesson to lie about ourselves online more. I’m actually a talking dog and I live in a Montreal poutinerie

[assortedinsanities]

The other day I scrolled a blog to see if they are a bot and between the bio and two posts I was able to narrow down their place of work to 2 locations with only one single search.

I let them know and they blocked me. Like ok but the person informing you about how horrifically easy it is to find your irl location and advising you to remove info is not actually the person you got to worry about.

Even without being on the same continent, I could have probably written an email to get then fired, cause they conveniently had their legal first name in their bio too. I obviously won't, but if they piss someone off, that person easily could.

The person openly explaining how you are almost doxxing yourself is not your enemy, they are trying to do you a favour. You are scared of the cure.

[tgirl-thucydides]

[tgirl-thucydides]

one struggle

[dykieran]

it's crazy how once you notice how literally everything centres men all the time you will never be able to enjoy anything properly ever again

[dykieran]

this show is about men this movie is about men this game is meant to be played as a man these characters are men so they're intrinsically more likeable than their bitchy women counterparts this show is about women but they're all for men to look at this movie is about a woman but there's a guy there as well to make it more palatable for General Audience (men) this fandom is all about this one man what do you mean you don't like men. what about this man you must like him!!! he's like a woman to me! and by that i mean i headcanon him as a trans man because im #queeringit and him being a trans man basically means Woman Lite right? so i basically do care about women! and going on e makes you like men and going on t makes you like men and being a lesbian means you still have to have a himbo man friend and you HAVE to read this book! it's about a man

[writing-prompt-s]

Instead of the Monkey’s Paw, you find the Clown’s Nose, which instead of granting your wish in the worst way possible will grant it in the funniest way.

[randomitemdrop]

Item: the Cursed Clown Nose. Obviously to use it you have to put it on and give it a honk

[bluehairedspidey]

[bananonbinary]

okay no hang on because assuming it takes half a second for each bill, this would in fact take over five days of nonstop bills

[razielim]

wishing everyone over five days of nonstop bills 🥰✨