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[kesus-deactivated20180911]

The only good thing reddit has ever produced https://www.reddit.com/r/casualiama/comments/65788g/im_3_i_know_everything_ama/?st=1Z141Z3&sh=f48ba715

[surprisebitch]

wholesome

[eroticcannibal]

This post missed the best one

[gladroy-deactivated20190407]

*Clears throat*

[probablybadrpgideas]

If Cthulhu can be summoned by humans who are so far beneath it, why can’t humans be summoned by ants? The answer is they should be.

[20thcenturyvole]

Well if a bunch of ants formed a circle in my house I’d certainly notice, try to figure out where they’d all come from, and possibly wreak destruction there.

[weaselle]

That’s why knowing and correctly pronouncing the true name is so important to the ritual. Imagine how impossible it would be to not go take a look if the circle of ants started chanting your name. And they’re like, you can’t leave because we drew a line made of tiny crystals - now you have to do us a favor. And you’re like, let’s just see where this goes “yup, you got me… what’s the favor?” and usually the favor is like, “kill this one ant for us” or “give me a pile of sugar” and you’re like… okay? and you do, because why not, it isn’t hard for you and boy is this going to be a fucking story to tell, these fucking ants chanting your name and wanting a spoonful of sugar or whatever. And SOMEtimes you get asked for things you can’t really do, one of them, she’s like, “I love this ant but she won’t pay any attention to me, make me important to her” and you’re like… um? how? So you just kill every ant in the colony except the two of them, ta-da! problem solved! and the first ant is like *horrified whisper* “what have I done”

[drackir]

This is the best explanation for higher powers I’ve ever really heard.

[sgoat44]

Did not go where I expected.

[doctorslippery]

We are Anthulhu.

[hydaelynsgallery]

For all of your fake cutscene needs, I present to you a template of the FFXIV in-game dialogue textbox and choice screen, available in both a blank png and layered PSD format.

They are free to use across the board, but I do ask if you could link back to this post so others can find the resource if they find it useful!

DOWNLOAD TEMPLATES HERE

Text used in both templates is Myriad Pro.

Example use of both templates can be found under the cut below:

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[cosmonauteazhun]

[rp-meme-glaceon]

Force my Muse to Spill their Secrets

[voidtouchedduelist-archive-deac]

rp-meme-glaceon‌:

🌧- For a heavy, emotional secret

🙃- For a lighter, slightly embarrassing secret

🌟- For a secret wish or desire of theirs

🍏- For something they secretly wish didn’t exist

🍎- For something they secretly wish did exist

❤️- For a secret crush

📲- Talk about someone/something you dislike, but only pretend to like

👁‍🗨- Talk about someone/something you like, but pretend to dislike

🍻- For something bad/mischievous you did as a child or teen that your parents don’t know about

🌜- For a ‘weird’ habit or tic that no one knows about

💃- For a talent that they like to keep hidden from others

🏹- For a talent they wish they had

👻- For something that scares or disturbs them, but they refuse to tell anyone

☢️- For a controversy or scandal they have been able to keep mostly under wraps

🐇- For a secret item they keep (stuffed animal, comfort object, etc)

📒- For a secret journal/diary they keep (Bonus: Share an entry from it!)

📔- For a secret sketchbook they keep (Bonus: Share a sketch or doodle within it!)

🖤- For something they secretly wish they could do with your muse

❓- Free Space! Ask them about a specific secret!

[invagir-zim]

How y’all sound when you type “AGHJSDFHJKDSDFDLSJG”

[rakuenparadise]

Such is the intention.

[creepy-skull-arts-deactivated20]

KDJFHFJFFJDKEOFH DON’T CALL ME OUT LIKE THAT SJFNNFKFJR!!!!

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

I’m offended!

[hellocatemonster]

oh make me over i’m all i wanna be a walking study in demonology

[a-titty-ninja]

[classicsnake]

THE FACT THAT THERE’S PEOPLE WHO ARE AFRAID OF SNAKES MAKES ME SO SAD I MEAN

[iguanamouth]

look again

[fantasticfelicityfox]

My favorite part about 1931 Dracula is that there are armadillos running around Dracula’s castle.

Look at this it’s like they couldn’t find any rats so they just were like “eh close enough no one will notice”. But I noticed. I noticed.

[fuck-yeah-classic-monsters]

“WE NAILED IT BOYS”

[mllemusketeer]

Apparently in the 20s and 30s, armadillos weren’t very commonly known, so moviemakers would use them wherever they needed some creepy, ‘demonic’ animal running around. So there were a lot of armadillos in early filmmaking, and it was often people’s only source of reference for armadillos.

Fast forward twenty years to when the father of the biology professor who told me this is driving out from the east coast to see his son in California. Crossing the southwest at night.

An armadillo runs across the road. 

He comes to a screeching halt and the Thing Of Evil, which he never knew was actually a real animal, trots the rest of the way across the road and vanishes into the desert.

Apparently it shook him up rather a bit.

[theblamegabe-deactivated2019102]

@mortalityplays

[protom-lad]

Ok but what about Dracula’s Bee.

A single, solitary bee with his own tiny custom-built coffin. 

[bloodcountessabendroth-deactiva]

Nobody ever talks about Dracula’s pet bee.

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

the armadillos I get, but I still don’t understand the solitary bee

why did it have a coffin?

did Dracula just love his pet be that much?

[wahbegan]

It’s not a bee it’s a Jerusalem Cricket, included for basically the same reason as the armadillo

[roguetelemetry]

excellent pre-halloween content

[protom-lad]

While that is a cool and good clarification, my question stands

Why did Dracula have a single solitary cricket with his own tiny-built coffin.

[hellwolf99]

Because he could.

[brunhiddensmusings]

this is all the same reason they used hyenas for the werewolves/fiendish wolves

because so few people were familliar with them they looked like very weird wolves that made very weird noises

[gameraboy]

[draumboosky]

This man roofied his own drink

[thrukaloseyes]

Molly water

[77777777777777777777222-deactiv]

Hate being sober - chief keef feat 50 cent

[yonaguniman]

man got his OWN brand of molly pill. a flex.

[ruinedchildhood]

[heartfeltdelight]

me and my partner have been obsessed with the unhinged insanity of this video for the last day. I can’t stop thinking about it.

[jesuisloupseul]

I can feel parts of my body shutting down in self-defense while watching this. The amount of damage food like this does should be criminalized. The sheer amount of dairy in it alone is a capital crime.

I’m reblogging this to find it to use as an appetite suppressant in future.

[adulthoodisokay]

it just keEPS GOING

[bookoisseur]

Can we talk about this video and how I CAN NOT.

[wilwheaton]

…the fuck.

[xeduo]

The “And One More Thing” quality of this reminds me of the Taco Town SNL sketch

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

i think what makes this one special is how long into the video it remains credibly edible. like “oh it’s pulled chicken. oh, chicken tacos. chicken tacos in a pizza shape? okay sour cream goes with tacos, the mayo’s weird but. hey wait what are you doing with those frying ingredients”

[trappedinavelociraptor]

Shay Spence on Twitter

“kind of tempted to make that deep fried bbq chicken deep dish quesadilla pepperoni pizza tonight”

Someone on Twitter made it. It filled them only with regret.

[chillcatcryptid]

Wow…

[mabe1pines]

how is trump alive?? like hes rlly gone thru his whole life like That …. and no one has ever just fuckin decked him?? gave him the ole one two? knocked his lights out??? incredible

[valla-chan]

sorry to improve your day without much notice but 

[glyxiebear]

NEVERMIND REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT WE ALL NEED

[nonbinarydave-archived]

This is cathartic

[bogleech]

People just becoming politically aware are never going to appreciate just how fucking hated this guy was before he was in politics. He was hated for over half a century. Everyone aware of him mocked and derided him as a cheating, greedy corporate asshole and mindless bully and this is by far not the only time anyone clocked his ass but it is probably one of the only times it got caught on video. Hatred of him was bipartisan all my life and it just goes to show how easily right wingers can be suckered by anyone who kisses their collective asshole on their pet agendas.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Never forget that the reason Trump seems like an over-the-top stupidly villainous antagonist from a 90s movie is because half of them were based on Trump and making fun of him.

The reason The Simpsons and a handful of other comedies ‘predicted’ the Trump presidency was because he kept saying he wanted to run and nobody could think of anything funnier than a President Trump.

[lileggyboi]

We are living in the worst timeline

[autisticeducator]

He was so hated, Sesame Street made fun of him.

Let’s consider that for a second. Sesame Street. A show for three year olds.

[felinec0re]

anyway i LOVE her

[aww-so-pretty]

I love huskys for the next reasons

[a-smol-cunt-deactivated20181215]

I’ve never seen a photoset that relates to me so deeply

[squided]

Huskies are like if you put a cat in a dog body

[bunnie-blogging]

it was an honor being horny with you all