MightBeNoah

24 ~ he/they

[draegmuth]

I love that Ilya Rozanov is a certified Woman Respecting Bisexual Slut. It doesn't bother me at all that during his hoe era he fucks his way through North America because I know those women are getting insane head, multiple orgasms and perfectly angled dicking from a stunning blond babe with a dumptruck ass. Ilya is actually being a feminist by tormenting Shane, the jockest jock of all time. He is femdomming Shane and Shane being the repressed landlord finance bro that he is, loves taking it from his dominatrix.

[djo]

THE PITT 2.08: 2:00 P.M.

[noah-wyles]

mama a pretty boy behind you

[xohxoo]

I just know his acting is going to make me emo

[thenwedied]

Ilya wanted to tell Shane that it had been one of the best days of his life. It had been awkward, sure, but Ilya felt that, if he hadn't quite been already, he would be welcomed into Shane's family, and that was no small thing. In fact, to Ilya, who had barely been welcome in his own family, it was huge. - Heated Rivalry, Chapter 27

[hollanovices]

broke: scott doesnt know about hollanov because he didnt notice

woke: scott absolutely noticed everything but repressed it because "i am reading into this too much, just because i'm gay doesnt mean everyone else, wait fuck can other people notice i'm gay, shit fuck fuck" so not only was he hiding his own sexuality he also was in denial about hollanov fucking because nhl players dont HAVE to be gay just because i am...hahaha

[offonaherosjourney]

And what if Shane Hollander had told Ilya Rozanov during that phone call to say everything he was feeling in Russian even though he wouldn't understand it, except several minutes later he hears Ilya confessing he loves him and Shane understands that because he knew he was in love with Ilya and had looked up how to say "I love you" in Russian hoping that one day he'd be brave enough to say the words. Shane hadn't meant to lie, he just hadn't expected that part of Ilya's feelings would include the only three words of Russian he knows

[reunitedinterlude]

cute <3

bonus:

[donttesme]

at some point people get genuinely concerned by how much Shane seems to control Ilyas social calendar, because Ilya is constantly saying "sorry Shane said no" to plans and shane has to share ss of their chat history that clearly show Shane saying "yeah ofc baby enjoy yourself" and "Ilya why the fuck are you asking me" to clear his name

[upstairsatels]

was about to fall asleep and then hit me that when ilya first meets shane his mother's death was only FIVE years earlier which is. basically nothing but also SO much time to be fending for yourself and growing up too fast and everyone expecting too much of you and you're only 17 but. then there's this canadian boy with freckles who tells you not to smoke and shakes your hand twice and looks at you like you're more than a hockey player and for the first time in five years you think maybe that's true. i'm gonna be sick.

[my-2nd-account]

Boston won because Svetlana said so

[gaynehollander]

Can you imagine how angry Ilya "Summer Before" Rozanov was when he heard about Shane's own teammates accusing him of throwing a game against him? Sure, the idea that Shane would need to throw a game in order for him to win is offensive in and of itself but the notion that Shane Hollander would voluntarily lose at a fucking egg and spoon race, never mind a deciding Playoffs game is so beyond insulting that it cannot be borne. They all suddenly think of him in a binary, sort him in his mind as "Shane before Ilya" and "Shane after Ilya", view them as two separate people and it's ludicrous because none of them have ever even met a Shane Hollander before Ilya Rozanov. Before Shane's skates ever touched NHL ice, he touched Ilya. Before the puck hit the back of the net on his first NHL goal, his cock hit the back of Ilya's throat and he's not allowed to tell them that?? What do you mean???

[thisfeebleheart]

pinned down and so happy about it

[wishingonadandylion]

Episode 2 opening montage is so fucking crazy because Ilya is repeatedly shooting his shot for literally two years

Ilya: want to fuck?

Shane: haha

Ilya: it would be great if we fucked.

Shane: it would be.

Ilya: we should fuck!

Shane: you're so funny

Ilya: here is my address and penis.

Shane: ✔️seen

[snapbackslidee]

fuck my fucking phannie life

[409-conflict]

Hayden, finding out Shane’s gay: hey man, thanks for telling me, I’m so honored to have your trust

Hayden, finding out Shane has a boyfriend: dude, so happy for you, congrats!

Hayden, finding out it’s Rozanov: like, I don’t get it. At all. But you seem happy, so, okay?

Hayden, finding out Rozanov’s been to the cottage: I mean … would kinda like an invite too? But, you know, when you’re ready

Hayden, finding out Shane eats burgers and hot dogs and pasta and non-macrobiotic food when he hangs with Rozanov: this is a betrayal of the worst kind, how could you do this to me after all these years, what the fuck, I thought I knew you man

[scunthotter]

So as much as Ilya likes being domesticated, I cannot believe that man has given up clubbing. He's been a little clubrat since he was able to get in the door of Moscow clubs at way too young of age.

Ottawa has a fuckass nightlife but whenever they're in a city with good clubs Ilya goes out and drinks and dances and at the end of the night (the agreed upon negotiated time) Shane shows up and Ilya "picks him up" then they go back to the hotel for nasty hook up sex.

For Ilya this feels like having his cake and eating it too. He gets to be his sleazy clubrat self, then he gets to take home the hottest man in the club and have nasty sex with him, then he gets to end the night snuggled up in his husband's arms.