you’re unnatural, babe!

{connie, 22, him} this is a blog where i post about all the things i enjoy. what could possibly go wrong?

[kristenbeeapples]

murph character constants: yelling RELAX whilst obviously being the least relaxed person in the vicinity

[callali1y]

me: it's just like really weird and upsetting when someone is trying to find out my deadname, yknow?

chill af short dude i met weaving gold on his badass loom: oh yeah no i understand completely. do you want that baby or can i have it

me: oh yeah for sure man

[caesarsaladinn]

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

[victusinveritas]

It's almost like something happened in 2020-now that is causing these problems.

[weaselle]

ignoring everything the pandemic response specialists were saying was good for the economy tho. State governors and federal agencies with no medical experience and no economics education told us so

[small-witch-big-hat]

"no reliable data" What A Curious Coincidence. I Wonder What Might Have Been Happening In That Period To Cause Such a Thing

[physiqueandfantasy]

Congratulations card

made by me!

soon to be available as a greeting card

[pokemonarchive]

Absol (2024) - Illustration Contest Top 300 Illustrator: gee

[antimasculist]

at work: i could be cooking and cleaning and coding and reading and working out and weaving tapestries and playing video games and climbing a mountain and having sex and filming a movie right now yet they keep me trapped in this prison. idle hands are the devils plaything and i am being forcibly molded into his perfect conduit. i must break free, seize the day and waste not the beauty inherent to finite mortal life

at home: my one true passion upon this pointless earth is bog mummy imitation

[sevenmoreminutes]

is it too late for them to release a tie-in riverdale wii game

[paintedhen]

we’re supposed to

[montikettushko]

[paintedhen]

have you posted the image of mettaton making out with laios dungeon meshi here? i want to reblog it a billion times,,,, i would put this on anon but it seems i can’t LMAO

for your viewing pleasure

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

[sovietnam]

[padabana]

The Queen's Skill Surf Cannot Be Stopped.

[orions-garden]

Fantasy High Dashboard Simulator:

⚙️steven-steelberg Follow

why did a high schooler just campaign for student body president at my union meeting

⚙️steven-steelberg Follow

she’s the only politician I respect btw

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🗡️pactofyourmom Follow

didn’t get a date to prom everyone manifest a dragon attack or smth

🗡️pactofyourmom Follow

by sol this can’t be happening

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💼theycallmetheball Follow

“kinda gay to be a private investigator, whose privates are you investigating” NO ONE’S I’M AROACE LEAVE ME ALONE

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👑nightmarekingluvr69 Follow

why the nightmare king kinda…… but I would never…. unless? 👀😏

👑nightmarekingluvr69 Follow

trapped in a hellscape

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🥁battle-of-the-bands-bracket Follow

FINALS: My Clerical Gnomance vs Fig and the Cig Figs

My Clerical Gnomance

Fig and the Cig Figs

Voting ended onApr 13, 2024

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🍃420fireball Follow

one time i got so high on gorgenfern i learned the name of the only true god

📚all-spellbooked Follow

what was it

🍃420fireball Follow

brennan

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🔮elvenoracleee Follow

“the best revenge is letting go and living well” WRONG. ADAINE’S FURIOUS FISTS. 👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥

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🔥protector-of-elmville Follow

thank galicaea there’s not one of those evil versions of my blog 😅

❄️destroyer-of-elmville Follow

yeah that’d be crazy

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[infertilityidol]

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

[crabussy]

(guy who just bit the inside of his mouth real bad by accident) to have Teeth For Eating Meat and then also being Made Of Meat is so extremely stupid. can we do something about this