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pikuselu

maliceinchainz

We did our injections together and made out fuck I'm gay

moiramarrow

💚💉🏳️‍⚧️

psychotickenesis-deactivated202

I dont want to date cis people anymore because i hate being comforted like "oh dont worry im attracted to trans ppl too ;) your transness is okay with me and i totally dont think youre gross ;)" like i want it to be assumed that my transsexuality is th hottest thing abt me and isnt smth to be addressed as a flaw. lol. Anyway t4t rulez forever 👍

maliceinchainz

🤔🤔🤔

She is going to die

moiramarrow

I am so going to die 🥰

homoidioticus

My sisters in law made my wife a card as a congratulations for getting gcs referrals and it’s rlly rlly good

trans-girls-who-eat-subway-3

"friends with benifits" is such a dumb term to me. idk its just that like friends with benifits sounds like its only for sex. i think an inhearnet benifit of friends should be having sex with eachother. as like normal friends. friends with benifits should be like a rich friend who gives you money or soemthing thats just out of the ordinary

eraserheadadult

the one trope that never fails to Get Me is normal butch x insane femme

eraserheadadult

butch whos kind of down to earth and rolls with the punches & femme whos utterly deranged and out to win her man (female). shes like hes the specialest girl ever and if you dont clap for him i’ll blow up this fucking building

eraserheadadult

like 90% of the responses to this post feature characters who are literally not butch but thats ok i too love projecting on fictional characters and lying to myself

veryfunnymemes

mortimermcmirestinks

I don’t get it

mini-golf-champion-2-reborn

acekoral

Well this makes it way more understandable

Thanks for finding it

phlebasthebroenician

First the Pentagon and now this

foxeseveryhour

foxpost-generator

A common misconception is that “red fox” refers to our fur colour. It’s actually because we are communists.

acekoral

This sculpting is why foxes are considered smart animals

miseria-fortes-viros

tumblr mutual in my notes just apologized to me for interacting too much. babygirl we are bound by the blood oath

the-lumpfish-queen

Mutuals, in your hour of need call out and the fish shall rise in answer.

The ancient pacts will be honored

empress-of-dark2005

@empress-of-light2005 got banished to the shadow realm; can you help her out?

the-lumpfish-queen

They have been making their way towards tumblr hq for a couple hours now

mellointheory

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

the-haiku-bot

Who makes the porn bots.

Where do they come from. What do

they hope to achieve.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

mellointheory

and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.

do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?

the-haiku-bot

My voice repeats what

you all say: I love you I

love you I love you.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

solkorolevaa

thenewborndeity

This. This is the first time. The only time. That it was not an echo. It was not found. Oh god.

phroge777

it's real!!

momusu-saval-deactivated2024010

Honestly, I don't need sex, I need to be embraced and fall asleep in someones arms. I yearn for that comforting touch, to lay my head on someones chest and have my hair stroked. To have loving words whispered into my ear while I drift off into dreamland.