Mike van Lambaart

Twitter: @RIP_Tumblr Instagram: @mikelambaart

[sterek]

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[flopkween]

when u see a straight boy coming towards you with a hoverboard

[towerofglass]

[chefpyro]

the more i look at this early combination of 2D and 3D animation the dumber it looks and i love it

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

This scene was a national treasure

[spockgirl]

assassins creed odyssey making what is undoubtedly a ton of money off gay people buying the game to play as gay characters and then adding a dlc where your character ends up in a straight relationship and has a baby, unlocking the achievement “growing up” (lmao) no matter what choices you made is just *chefs kiss* video games

[automatic-caution-door]

[ladysnowofmpls]

ok this is really sweet

[waitwhatdidtheysay]

[captions]

Girl: “You glue them on.”

Dude 1: [very confused] “Why would you do that? I don’t glue mine on.”

Dude 2: [also confused] “Yeah, what the fuck?”

Girl: “Have you never heard of gluing them on?”

Dude 2: [incredulous] “No!”

Girl: “Watch this.” [she removes her eyelash]

Dude 1: [slightly panicked] “No, I- STOP.” 

Dude 2: [shocked gasp] [pause] [concerned] “Do you still have eyelashes?”

Girl: [laughs]

[mens-rights-activia]

[trueblu]

[island]

[charlesoberonn]

[floweir-deactivated20180902]

[unsounded]

[srsfunny]

Masha The Hero

[asryakino]

They forgot the part where the ambulance actually stopped to let the cat in

[booty-uprooter]

oh good I was worried

[dr-dendritic-trees]

What a good cat. What a kind cat. How can anyone not love cats they are so good and loving.

[squibbbly]

they also forgot the part where they only found the baby because masha was screaming her head off bc she knew this baby was in danger. she went around outside the alley the next morning and yelled at passerby until she got one to follow her to the baby. she kept him warm all night and then made sure someone found him. she was adopted after this bc she was a stray and is in a loving home and is a hero

[pon-raul]

Hero cat

[goaliesarethebest]

Thank you, Masha, you’re such a good girl.

[catlips001]

Hey. Reach out your hand I got something for ya.

[marmorbun]

Let me see it

[catlips001]

[writterings]

i was sitting with a bunch of cis people at lunch who think i’m cis and they literally had an entire conversation on how “nowadays you can’t tell who’s transgender” while i there wearing a trans pride flag t-shirt

[femonologue]

[marinarascova]

i… what?

[cryptid-sighting]

foot fetishists using their powers for good, not evil

[paxamericana]

[gofortheeyes]

WIKIFEET

[swissshhh]

[hotvampireadjacent]

I had my first orgasm (involuntarily) to keetongu dying in one of the bionicle movies

do i look like a priest to you

[kilowave]

When Anne has a will, Anne hathaway.

[janothar]

I think we need to add her to the immortal list.

[wombatking]

Confirmed. Likely a very modern one, due to her lack of period affectations. She’s just kicking this journey off and has plans for centuries. 

[janothar]

Counterpoint, from @if-i-am-not-for-me, she was married to Shakespeare.  She’s just pretty good at keeping up with things.

[hmslusitania]

Further counterpoint, 

She’s still married to Shakespeare

[scholarlypidgeot]

When Anne hath a Will, Anne Hathaway