Mike is always tired

commissions are always open but, I may or may not take some time to draw it, I'm a full time student 7 am to 7:30 pm approximately

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Guys please commission with me I WILL draw anything (except NSFW), I can and will draw cute guys, cute gay guys, girls, cute girls, muscular girls, cute lesbian our muscular lesbian, any fandom, I will draw if you pay me, or if you ask really really gently, I can draw furry too and will post that eventually in that account...

This account is some of my portfolio that I didn't organized yet, here some arts I made, this are just OCs, but I can draw fandom art

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cap feeding billy the gos on air

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I drew Billy, I love the little guy, give a chance to the best radio host guys

I know it's not how I normally draw, but I was trying something different

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🐾 Baby-talk Mandarin for Talking to Your Cat

What are you even doing? 你在干嘛嘛～？ Nǐ zài gàn má ma~? You doing what mm? Whatchu doin’, hmm~?

What do you even know? 你知道啥呀～？ Nǐ zhīdào shá ya~? You know what eh? What do you even knooow~?

You don’t even care. 你才不在乎嘞～ Nǐ cái bú zàihu lei~ You totally don’t care eh. You don’t even caaare~

This cat has a death wish. 这只猫咪不想活啦！ Zhè zhī māomī bù xiǎng huó la! This kitty doesn’t wanna live anymore! This kitty’s got a death wishhh~!

Trying to trip me, I see. 你是不是想绊倒我哇～？ Nǐ shì bú shì xiǎng bàndǎo wǒ wa~? Are you trying to trip me eh~? You tryin’ to trip me again, huhhh~?

Why are you trying to trip me? 为啥老是想绊妈妈啦？ Wèi shá lǎoshì xiǎng bàn māma la? Why always trying to trip mama~? Why you always trippin’ mamaaa?

She’s a good girl. 她是个乖乖喵～ Tā shì ge guāiguāi miāo~ She’s a good good kitty~ She’s a gooood girl~

She’s just a baby, your honor. 她她她只是个小宝贝嘛，法官大人～ Tā tā tā zhǐshì ge xiǎo bǎobèi ma, fǎguān dàren~ She she she is just a lil baby, Your Honor~ She’s just a widdle baaaby, your hooonor~

She’s just a baby girl. 她是小小女孩呀～ Tā shì xiǎoxiǎo nǚhái ya~ She’s lil-lil girl~ She’s just a baby girrrrl~

I love you so much, cat. 猫猫，我好爱你呦～ Māomāo, wǒ hǎo ài nǐ yōu~ Kitty, I love you so much yo~ I wuv you soooo much, kittyyy~

She’s purring. 她在呼噜噜噜啦～ Tā zài hūlū lūlū la~ She’s purring-purring~ She goin’ purr purr purr~!

Do you want some snacks? 要不要吃小零零呀？ Yào bú yào chī xiǎo línglíng ya? Wanna eat some lil snackies~? You want some snaccies, hmm?

True to form. 你就是你喽～ Nǐ jiùshì nǐ lou~ You just you, huh~ That’s my lil chaos queen~

Come on (the bed). 来嘛，上床床～ Lái ma, shàng chuángchuáng~ Come eh, get on bed-bed~ C’mere, get on the beddy-bed!

Come on, Paz. Paz宝贝，快点儿嘛～ Paz bǎobèi, kuàidiǎnr ma~ Paz baby, hurry up eh~ Come on, Pazzy babyyy~

👶 Notes on Cutesy Mandarin

Reduplication is often used in baby-talk or pet-talk:

床 → 床床 (chuángchuáng – “bed-bed”)

抱 → 抱抱 (bàobào – “hug-hug”)

吃 → 吃吃 (chīchī – “eat-eat”)

Final particles like:

嘛 (ma), 啦 (la), 呀 (ya), 哇 (wa), 呦 (yo), and 喽 (lou) add playfulness or whining/emotive tone

Small suffixes like 小 (xiǎo – little), 宝贝 (bǎobèi – baby/darling), or 喵 (miāo – meow/kitty) are affectionate and common when talking to pets

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Dude who are these losers

Unfortunately the Shazam movie is a big guilty pleasure of mine SUE MEE I might wanna draw them in the future so quick refs

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Me after the semester of unpaid labor

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I've not been drawing Billy as much as I would like, but here's some Billy boy I drew today and yesterday night

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MORE TAWKY.

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Eii, BRASILLLL!!

É difícil achar outro brasileiro(a) fan de Shazam, eu amo sua conta!! Beijos de Pernambuco!! (Era só isso que eu quis dizer mesmo, boa noite!!)

BEIJO PERNAMBUCO DE santa catarina.. (😔)

FICO MT FELIZZ EM ACHAR MAIS UM(A) BRAZUQUINHA NO FANDOM, Brasileiro tem por tudo, estamos por todos os lados!! E eu fico mt feliz lendo isso, beijocas e boa noite idemm

Um rascunho bem rascunhado do Billy brazuca pq ele merece

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QUANTO MAIS BRASILEIRO GOSTANDO DO BILLY MELHOR!!!!

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Batfamily POV's but they are just memes I saw on Pinterest...

POV: you're a Batfam member trying to enter Park Row

POV: you're a villain and Spoiler made you slip on glitter

POV: you're a random Gotham citizens seen the latest news on the Wayne's and that's the thumbnail of the newspaper article

POV: your first time meeting Barbara Gordon as a new Batgirl

POV: you're Cassandra Cain latest Enemy

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Marvel turns spy

Captain Marvel is good, but he doesn't pay the bills! That's how Billy starts a small side job as a vigilante

He acts as a detective, sells potions, spells to make hair grow, protection spells, removes karma, negative energy, etc

He's also a spyyyy!

He likes to spy, especially against bad people! So, he casts a spell that hides his presence and takes embarrassing photos of rich people and villains. He sells some of them to heroes, rivals, or gossip columns

He has already provided information to the Rogues about the whereabouts of a dangerous villain who was hiding from them after injuring a child on centralcity

Some embarrassing photos of rich people. Or even unmasking some petty people… Black Adam taking a bubble bath with a rubber duck. Sivanna polishing his bald head

He also does revenge on demand! Just silly things, like making a jerk TV host repeatedly trip live in a very ungraceful way after he said some very impolite things about Wonder Woman's suit on TV

That sort of thing and much more

He showed Lois Lane photos of Lex Luthor doing all sorts of silly, embarrassing things, his mural of adoration-- i mean, hatred, of Superman, a wig he wore when alone that copied the alien's little hair thing, things like that because it was really hard to catch him red-handed committing crimes

Her colleague, Clark Kent, became very interested in them. He even tried to warn Batman about this new source that had emerged on the streets of their cities, but the Dark Knight didn't pay much attention to a spy taking gossip photos

UNTIL a photo of Bruce Wayne getting a artificial tan was sold to Vicky Valle, Batman became completely obsessed with finding out who that person was, since the photo was taken from his third-floor balcony window in the mansion and no alarm went off. This could only have come from a stealth genius or something, and Batman couldn't cope with the fact that he didn't know who it was

Batman: We need someone to work undercover and find a potentially dangerous suspect

Cap: Well… I know a young little guy who would do a great job, I highly recommend him. He charges a bit, but it's cheap and his work is well worth it -wink wink-

Batman: Good, we need your contact to find out who this mysterious source is who's selling photos and personal information of targeted individuals. It's extremely important for us to know who this person is, given that their skills have surpassed the mediocrity they initially displayed, clearly trying not to draw attention

And then the gears in Billy's head start turning. He realizes that the person Batman wants to get is HIM, and he gets kind of angry… like, his vigilante persona has been brought up in Justice League meetings a few times. Even Superman said it seemed important and that they should go after who it is.

But NOW, when Bruce Wayne is the target of attacks, when Gotham was involved, Batman admits that maybe it would be good to know more about this person? As if no one else had ever told him that before? Billy doesn't like that

It's a behavior he saw many times in adults when he was still in the system. The problem is only a problem when it's a problem for THEM… type of shit

Cap: Ahm, mister Batman sir, why are we on him? now? Nothing he has sold or done so far has shown any indication of being malicious or dangerous, as you yourself have said on other occasions that this suspect was brought here to the league

Batman: It's different this time; he clearly demonstrated dangerous abilities for the future, having aimed to attack Bruce Wayn--

Cap: The billionare? Capital B of Big-Bad-Billionare? He took a picture of the guy getting a fake tan, what's malicious or dangerous about that?

Batman: Bruce wayne is just a civvi--

Cap: Rich people are rich people. Even if they seem ridiculous and silly, the mere fact of having so much economic power concentrated in just one family is malicious in itself. Besides, Bruce Wayne isn't the first rich person this guy has targeted, so what's different?

Billy knows what's different, but he's already on thin ice just for continuing to talk over Batman and going against his ideas

Batman isn't silly tho, he narrows his eyes, noticing the defensive tone in Marvel's voice

Batman: your contact is our target.

It was a very direct statement. Billy knows that denying it wouldn't work, so he resorted to another strategy. Perhaps not a very intelligent one

Captain: I find it very funny how you didn't care about what he did when he only did these things in other cities. His actions were mentioned in several meetings and you barely gave them any importance. Just because he went after the billionaire in your city, now that's a top priority for you? And it must be for the league as well?

This causes Marvel to receive not only a very NASTY look from Batman, but also several confused expressions from the other members of the League. Because what? Our boy scout is angry and irritated with the dreaded Batman? And not only that, but he's talking to him LIKE THAT?

Batman:

Well, he's already angry and speaking his truth. There's no going back now. The gods in his head are screaming at him to say MORE, use the CHAIR, BOY. they even made popcorn

Marvel: Yeah, I know who it is, but I don't think you knowing will do any good. You know what would be good tho? You going to a therapy to deal with these control issues you have

Justice League: -horrified-

Marvel: Sir…

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Things Captain Marvel has done that confuses the JL

Part 2 to this!

Batman: “Captain, have you finished your debrief report? I need to know the details of the mission.”

Captain Marvel, looking up from where he’s painstakingly carving words into a stone slab with a chisel: “Almost done, Mr Batman sir!”

Batman: “why… why are you doing your report that way??”

Captain Marvel: “what else would I use? A pen and paper?”

Batman: “…”

Batman: “yes. Yes you would”

Captain Marvel: “Really? Huh…”

Batman: “did you not think of that first???”

———

Captain Marvel: *chatting with Flash (Barry)*

Lieutenant Marvel (Freddy), running up to Cap: “Hey, throw me into the sun.”

Captain Marvel, unbothered: “‘Kay”

Flash: “wait wha-“

Captain Marvel: *picks Lieutenant Marvel up and throws him up into the sun without hesitation*

Flash: *horrified Flash noises*

Lieutenant Marvel, flying back down with a slightly singed cape and slightly charred hair: “again”

Flash, watching as Cap picks the lieutenant up again and throws him back into the sun: “this cannot be real…”

———

Captain Marvel: *absentmindedly gnawing on the rim of his now empty coffee cup like a dog with a bone*

Green Lantern (Hal): *unbothered*

Captain Marvel: *the cup breaks and he shoves a shard of the mug into his mouth and chews it still absentmindedly*

Green Lantern, slowly looking up at him with a worried/horrified look: “uh… Cap?”

Captain Marvel, looking over at Hal while he eats another piece of mug: “yeah?”

Green Lantern, wincing at the sound of the ceramic being crunched by Cap’s teeth: “I’m pretty sure that’s not healthy… or normal”

Mary Marvel, sitting down next to Cap and staring at Hal unblinkingly: “What’s not healthy or normal?”

Mary Marvel: *takes a piece of the broken mug and eats it*

Green Lantern, suddenly very intimidated by Mary: “nothing…”

Capt Marvel & Mary Marvel: *eating some plates and mugs together like it’s popcorn*

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Godly Friends

Superman: Hey Cap! You uh, okay. . ?

Captain Marvel who's been talking to his own shadow for the last 12 minutes: Yeah? What do you mean, I'm doing *turns back to shadow* shush I'm talking *turns back* fine.

Justice league who've paused the meeting to watch him talk to his shadow: uh-huh. . .

Hal: Who are you, talking to?

Captain marvel: *Looks at him like he's dumb* the gods?

Hal: What?

Captain Marvel: Oh, you dont know! So the gods recently realized that if they used the shadows around the room, they could speak to me.

Batman: The gods in your head are. . . Speaking to you through the shadows now? *squints*

Captain Marvel: Thats right! *big sunny smile*

Batman, who's never gotten proof that the gods actually talk to him: Right.

Wonder Woman: Tell my father that I say hi, Marvel.

Aquaman, elbows her softly: *whispering* dont play into it.

Captain Marvel: I will!

*

Captain Marvel, running over to superman: Supes!

Superman: Hey Cap! What do you need?

Captain Marvel: So you have access to a farm right?

Superman: Uh, yup! What about it?

Captain Marvel: and you have pigs on your farm?

Superman, not liking where this is going: Yeah. . .

Captain Marvel: So weird question but I need *pulls a note pad out of a nonexistent pocket and flips through it* a bucket of pigs blood?

Superman: *horrified* What? Why? What?

Captain Marvel: The gods want a offering and they are really specific *shrugs*

Superman: I'll, um, check with ma?

Captain Marvel: Thank you man you are a lifesaver! I did not want to have to do that again. *turns and leaves*

Superman: Wait do what? What did you do? Cap I know you can here me come back!

*

Captain Marvel: Wonder Woman, just the person I needed to see! *holds out a small wrapped box*

Diana: *takes the box* Captain Marvel, good to see you too, What is this?

Captain Marvel: Im not sure? Zeus said to bring it to you and that you'd know what to do with it.

Diana: Ah, a gift from my father. . ? *eyes Captain Marvel suspiciously* right.

Captain Marvel: well, anyway, I hope you like whatever he got you!

Diana: Im sure I will. . .

*

Hal, reading off a small sculpture: Hey Cap, come over here.

Captain Marvel: Whats up?

Hal: You know greek, right?

Captain Marvel: A little, I found a few scrolls at the rock, and Solomon is helping me learn.

Hal: Right. Anyway, you know what this says? *hands the sculpture to him*

Captain Marvel: hm. . . I think its talking about, stars?

Hal: I knew it! Thanks man! *slaps him on the back and walks out the room with the sculpture* maybe your gods do exist after all!

Captain Marvel: What?

*

Captain Marvel, in the training room walking around: *humming*

Flash: Cap! I haven't seen you in here for awhile, finally deciding to take me up on that race? *elbows him at super-speed*

Captain Marvel: *laughs* Nope, racing you reminds me of training with Mercury.

Flash: Mercury-who now?

Captain Marvel: The god? Uh, he like, sends messages for the other gods?

Flash: And you've, seen him?

Captain Marvel: Yeah, Of course? How else would I train with him?

Flash: *gently* why haven't. . . Um, we seen him yet?

Captain Marvel: The gods only reveal themselves to people they trust, I think I'm one of the only mortals who've seen them all in a long time?

Flash: So basically, only you can see the gods?

Captain Marvel: Yup!

Flash: Okay, uh, I have to go back to my city? I'll see you later! *runs out while dialing Hals number*

Captain Marvel: See you later?

*

*Captain Marvel had to skip out on a meeting because he got grounded for doing hero work instead of homework, not that JL know that*

Hal: . . .

Barry: What are we going to do about Marvels, uh, friends? They're his friends right?

Hal: oh thank god I didn't want to be the one to say something.

Diana: I for one, believe him.

Hal: *incredulously* Why?

Diana: The gods work in mysterious ways, my, father for one is the type of God to enjoy meddling in human activities, especially using someone. . . Moldable, like captain marvel.

Batman: So you think the gods are, using him?

Diana: I couldn't say that's what they're definitely doing, but, it wouldn't surprise me if they were. . .

Superman: But we haven't even seen proof of his gods? How can we say that's happening if we dont even know they are actually talking to him?

Aquaman: Kal-El is right, we shouldn't act without proof, untill he gives us concrete evidence we should act as if his gods are truly a, hallucination.

Justice League: . . .

Barry: should we say something to him?

Hal: Like an intervention?

Barry: Maybe?

Batman: . . .This Friday, the sooner we talk to him the sooner we can get him help, regardless of if his gods are real or, not.

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Some drawings of Billy, the first is Billy, Mary and Freddy, on Christmas theme

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Captain Marvel Adventures #72, May 1947. C. C. Beck cover pencils & inks.

Info from Grand Comics Database

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flambae and waterboy quick portrait renders

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bert and hermy.. get it…