Kinda gay for J Bailey

Miles // he/him // current hyperfixation(s) - fellow travelers/falsettos/TBOM // DILF appreciator

[milesinaroombitching]

No no no no no no! What's this nonsense about virginity? This is a god-damn childrens show! I never know what the hell you're writing about! Schwinn! Shush! I want a song! Yes, I will do my homework. Yes, I will work in garden. Yes, I will go with my grand-parents. To Isreal! Instead I get this nonsense about someone who loses their virginity.. to those whom they have no affinity? This is a god-damn childrens show! Alright, you're sick, you're in the hospital, you've got this.. brain thing. But, you know what? You know what? I'm gonna get my son to write the song. Where's my son? Hey! Where's my son? Somebody find my son? Where's my son.

[astagsart]

spending the passage of time together, like the shifting tides of the sea. we are always with one another but never perceived as such. choose us.

[andrewrannellsfr]

To do list for today:

-be a patsy

-lose at chess

-bravely acquiesce

-clip the coupons

-make the dinner

-love him

[gcx23]

That's his daughter. I won't be convinced otherwise.

[meanodeano]

all i want is youuu

[experienceandobservation]

Jonathan Bailey | Esquire UK | November 09, 2025

[nestbones]

trina falsettos is a much better person than i am because if the only adult whose opinion my son was willing to listen to was my ex-husband’s slutty boyfriend that he cheated on me with i would genuinely start killing

[bombing]

no your honor I absolutely can make my case like an adult. first things first, fuck the defendant and fuck his family too. secondly,

[bythestardoggedmoon]

[sunnifer]

being both terrified of confrontation and unable to let an issue rest is such a radioactive combo. no i'm not going to talk to you directly about this but i AM going to try to blow you up with passive aggressive mind beams until we both feel terrible

[charlesoberonn]

Which path should he choose?

The path of the warrior, the path of the scholar, or the path of the artist?

[moonimbued]

he should wander away and have a picnic while he thinks about what path to choose

[charlesoberonn]

Great idea! But where should he have the picnic?

Under the tree, or under the old fort?

[acatdisguisedasahuman]

By the sea, so he can enjoy the sound of the waves

[charlesoberonn]

A lovely choice!

Should he build a sandcastle to pass the time? Or perhaps go fishing?

[cynicallyaestetic]

Perhaps he could collect shells he finds interesting

[charlesoberonn]

Sounds fun!

Which shell should he pick up?

[anjing-jam]

This one

[charlesoberonn]

That's not a shell, it's a tiny earpiece.

Should he listen to music? Or to the mysterious pre-recorded message?

[sar-kalu]

He should give it back to the crab in the largest shell, they thought they had lost their wave-pod and are grateful he found it!

[charlesoberonn]

The crab wants to give a gift in return.

Should he accept the gift of power, or the gift of knowledge?

[sunw00d]

the gift of friendship :)

[charlesoberonn]

Friendship acquired!

Should they celebrate with pizza or ice cream?

[valentineish]

The crab friend cannot eat either of those! Let's split a nice seaweed salad instead. :)

[charlesoberonn]

So many options!

Should they get tossed salad, wiggly salad, or spiky salad?

[frescopino]

Seasar salad

[charlesoberonn]

Nothing beats getting it straight from the source

Should they use scissors or claws to cut the seaweed?

[somethingmissingthiswaycomes]

What about that sword in the first panel?

[charlesoberonn]

The circle is complete.

Through choices, friendship, and salad, he found his way to the path of the warrior. But he won't walk it alone.

Their path is just beginning, but this story is over.

Thank you to everyone who participated!

[haltraveler]

This is somehow both the epitome and antithesis of "yes, and" and it FASCINATES me

[charlesoberonn]

"No, and"

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[dankmemeuniversity]

[xelayxes]

[xelayxes]

@matzahball

[dracophile]

For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner--I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones

[hamptercatapult]

great poast every one👍

[shirecorn]

I have drawn him.... The High Geologist

[syberfire117]

Can’t believe he’s ace

[shirecorn]

He is now And here’s the photo evidence:

[potatosamm]

[hehe471]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[saturnerens]

hi tumblr enjoy this andrew and josh producers sketch i did last night bc This Is All I Can Think About

[brothermouse-skeleton]

I am SICK and TIRED of seeing so much hate towards Al! Al hasn't done ANYTHING to hurt ANYONE! Al is harmless!

But I can already hear the Al haters out there!

"Al isn't original!" No shit, Sherlock! That's what we love the most about Al.

"People aren't supposed to look like that!" That sounds like a problem between you and God, and frankly, plenty of people like the way Al looks.

"Al is just too WEIRD!" Have you ever thought that you might be to NORMAL to actually appreciate Al?

I think you all need to apologize to Al right now!

APOLOGIZE TO HIM

APOLOGIZE TO WEIRD AL RIGHT NOW!

[potemkin-guilty-gear]

AI is actively taking jobs away from people

like

it's actually hurting people

so shut up about "AI is so cool and has done nothing wrong" corporations are using it for greed

[the-queen-of-geese]

Did you even read the post lmao

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[willgrahamscock]

[theebbestboy]

[a-sentient-cup]

[virtualgirladvance]

[sausaged-rat]

[loulooser]

Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th

[spinostarz]

i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny

[loulooser]

why 😭 it’s about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????

[determinedowl23]

there’s a joke to be made about pilots here but i can’t think of one rn

[loulooser]

HOW I AM SO CONFUSED

[determinedowl23]

September 11 attacks - Wikipedia

[love-always-adelaide]

[sunnifer]

ate entire bag of percy pigs. possibly a mistake

[phierecycled]

i miss 2021 falsettos tumblr 😔