Obsessions

All of my favorite things - Sierra |19|

[manfuckyopride]

homeboy: *treats me with basic human decency*

me:

[viralthings]

By George, this picture is on point.

[lizawithazed]

…. goddammit, that’s a *pun*

[callmebliss]

WHAT THE HELL

[kholly12]

Brilliant

[the-mamishka-deactivated2018043]

[everwhatever]

[gonegoodbyeeeeeee-deactivated20]

Does anyone get upset when you’re dreaming and it ends on a cliffhanger? I’m dead serious I can’t tell you how many times I’m having a good or weird dream then wake up like OMG WHAT DID HE FIND OUT IS HE OK WHAT SHOULD I- fuck what was I dreaming about again

[bumbleshark]

one time i spent a whole dream preparing the best cheeseburger ever and i didn’t even get to eat it

[i-like-lots-of-things]

what did we do to deserve Hugh Jackman?

[coyotestark-deactivated20131231]

[thatdorianguy]

#for a split second there ned was like holy shit is he giving it to me

this tag literally makes me laugh every time

[maralie-deactivated20211111]

i really love our generation’s joke trend of like, very calm but incredibly inflated hyperbole. like nobody says “oh she’s pretty” anymore we say “i would willingly let her murder me” and everyone is just like “lol same”

i think “same” is also great and “me,” i love when somebody reblogs a picture of like, a lizard, and just says “me” and we all know exactly what they mean. the current online Humor Discourse is remarkable because we trade exclusively in metaphors and implications and nobody ever, ever says anything outright and yet EVERYBODY understands each other perfectly

[sarkopterygia]

#ppl are gonna write their dissertations on this shit (x)

// @antlered-kitten

[lemonadesoda]

This reminds me of the time when I was on vacation with my family and we were hiking, and after using a rest stop, the conversation turned to the grossness of outhouses and port-a-potties, and I said that if I ever got splashback from a port-a-potty, “my soul would depart my body.” My parents found that hilarious, and my dad commented that my generation can be so clever with words bc he would only think to say something like “It would be disgusting” which doesn’t convey the sentiment nearly as well as “my soul would depart my body.”

[starcunning]

Adjacent but relevant is Tia Baheri’s “Your Ability to Can Even: A Defense of Internet Linguistics”

[guayabaprince]

I find this so intriguing because it opens up so many possibilities for future writers to connect with their readers.

[saprosappho]

so in one of my classes we were making moodboards, just pieces of paper with magazine cutouts that represent us pasted all over them and this guy i’ve never talked to leans over and he’s like ‘you’re gay, right’ and i’m like ‘…sort of?’ and he silently handed me a cutout of ellen degeneres and went back to his work

[gif87a-com]

reverb room vs. anechoic chamber [x]

[shut-up-hippie]

WTF

[just-some-stardust]

How my mind shows me my mistakes vs the actual mistake

[okaymad]

[android1000]

how do y'all find boyfriends. What the fuck lol

[smallherosix]

“Oh, isn’t this amazing?”

[nexya]

do you ever look at yourself on a slob day without makeup or your hair done and realise. if I lived during the medieval period i would not have gotten a significant other with this face. no one would fight for my hand or honour. the only thing that would take me is the plague

[kissedbythevoid]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BPr1W9_F3Vu/

[trappunzelll]

[maatofchicago]

Im weak asf. She say hold dis and then turnt up

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

I’m not over this baby

[themasterpupil]

Hol dis

[muvataughtme-deactivated2021040]

She rolled them sleeves up and got to work 😂😂😂

[screencap-central]

[beanleaf]