[whitepeopletwitter]

[birble-bobble]

Yeah so the Big Think is literally owned by big oil. They’re making shit up so people feel too exhausted to fight for any change. Ignore this kind of environmental nihilism, all it does it help the rich avoid change.

[aliciavikander]

[lockando]

random cat lockscreens

reblog or like if u save it

[wp100]

this is it.

this is the best tweet i’ve seen.

[mlmrhodey-moved]

if you’re a steve rogers stan and you love/support tony stark, please rb this post and tag it with #estebanrogers

if you’re a tony stark stan and you love/support steve rogers, please rb this post and tag it with #antoniostark

[milxna-k]

i relate to freddy mercury because i'm also an attention craving twink but shy irl

[lanamaru]

life giver

[sherlck-deactivated20140622]

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

[feathery-soul-deactivated201408]

also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything

[agnosticwitch]

what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??

[moontideempress]

[vimbia]

Wear a wig. Contact lenses . Change your accent . Change Hand when writing . Layer up to make you look big if your small n vice versa . Contour the hell outta your face.

[jazmynedrakeford]

Get your car interior thoroughly washed, then purposely dirty it up again.

[youhavearighttoyourwrongopinion]

Also use an icicle for the weapon because it melts away Buy a ticket to a show and tell as many people / post it on social media that u went to the show

[caribe-bby]

Y'all suspect af😂

[dookiediamonds-deactivated20200]

*adds 363,462 more people to list of that I will fuck never with*

[electricocelot]

Make sure you set up a solid alibi Pay for everything in cash

Or, for those of you who’ve read Roald Dahl’s Lamb to the Slaughter, feed the murder weapon to the police

[prismatic-bell]

Bodies should be buried vertically, not horizontally, to avoid the appearance of a grave. If you choose to dismember the body instead of bury it whole don’t forget to take a lighter or bottle of lye to the fingertips until charred or melted away, and use bleach on every surface that may have come in contact with blood splatter.

Also, don’t fucking brag about it later Jesus wept.

[harmonysama-deactivated20190724]

all this info is good for writing

but for actual real life, no one on tumblr has enough energy to get out of bed

ain’t no body on this website is gonna murder anyone

[thewelterschallenge]

Make friends with a pig farmer. A full grown nursing sow can eat an entire human body, bones and all, in about 6 hours.

[bloodforbones]

Shit that last one is more helpful than I wanted it to be, I’ll never look at pigs the same

[sweetgirlfriend]

Reblogging for *educational* purposes :)

[fluidityandgiggles]

This post is legendary and I’m so glad I found it. I love all the advice. Except the icicle. That’s technically impossible. Use a disposable knife instead and break the handle.

[nintendhoe-switchblade-deactiva]

use a glass knife with wooden handle for ultimate wounding. its gonna leave a severe fucking wound and u can burn the wood and melt down the glass if it doesnt shatter inside the victim.

[emilyelizabethfowl]

Thomas what did i tell you about making suspiious posts?

[ferntastic-m]

I love learning.

[srazars-main-blog-deactivated20]

IT’S ON MY DASH I REPEAT IT’S ON MY DASH.

[ratherinterestingmilkshake]

ON MY DASH

[dickplinko]

WHAT THE FUCK IT’S ON MY DASH. ALSO JEVER TRUST ANYONE WITH MORE THEN 3 pigs

[louder-thangodsrevolver-deactiv]

Always reblog

[quiteliterallyhotsauce]

Reblogging for *educational* purposes

[peachcookie]

hot new tumblr discourse

put in the tags your opinions on wearing shoes in the house and why

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i’m surprised more people don’t realize this, but one thing women generally find attractive in men is the ability to securely enjoy traditionally female-coded things. 

i have heard a lot of straight women talk about how attractive it is to see a man getting ‘in touch with his feminine side’. like, this is something women genuinely find appealing

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Nothing is funnier than watching straight dudes worship ancient Spartan culture when we know full well not a single one of them would have survived in it to adulthood. “I’m a Spartan warrior because I ran an obstacle course!” Gurl, you can’t even do your own laundry and you think you’d have the discipline for ancient Spartan life?

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

Better yet how most straight dudes will viscerally react to doing anything they perceive as “gay” and they go back and time having a grand ass ole time Pernicus or some shit lifting weights and spotting each other and running in sand to build quickness. Not knowing they used to all fuuuuuuuuuck. Then all the sudden while y’all at the town square enjoying your wine grog or whatever the fuck they drank you feel a hand on your leg and Pernicus looking at you like 

Bitch its finna go down

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

When I tell you I SCREAMED

[writing-props]

[rcktpwr]

ladies

activate.

[bumbleshark]

[themol]

So I’m getting a little in to Halloween spirit with some fanart of Steve carving his favorite avenger on some pumpkins

And cute bonus

[lujanne]

lance’s sword: sexy, sleek, simplistic, perfect grip for fighting, has a length advantage, is an altean broadsword that hasn’t been seen in 10,000 years, the previous owner was the king of an entire planet

keith’s sword: ugly, bulky, too many unnecessary ridges, short, has a handle that will literally prevent you from being able to counter a second attack

the amount of times we have seen lance’s broadsword: 1

the amount of times we have seen keith’s two (2) swords: too fucking many

[milxna-k]

maybe it's bc keith's sword is his first/main bayard (like lances blaster, which we've seen a lot) and the bom sword plays a huge role in his entire backstory??

[agendervenom]

There’s been a few people here and there in the tags trying to start ship discourse but…

Yall seem to forget that eddie/venom are canon in the comics… this is pretty much basic level Venom lore

Venom declares their love for Eddie:

Eddie talks to someone about being in a relationship with Venom and how much he loves it:

They consider each other married:

They’ve considered each other marred since the 1990 comics:

Yet another discussion on their romantic relationship:

Eddie considers Venom his long time romantic partner:

They go on movie dates with each other and hold hands!!!:

…This scene:

Um…. anyways, heart chocolates:

They call each other pet names CONSTANTLY:

The ending to one of the comics has a heart symbol and the classic ‘fairy tale’ ending:

Speaking of the heart ending, they consider their entire story in the comics to be a love story

I just… do I need to explain further?

They’ve also canonically given birth to a symbiote child before and raised it together until it went off on its own. Yep. They had a child together.

Anyways…. symbrock is canon. And it has been since 1990 when they first considered themselves married and in a relationship.

(sources: everything from Venom 1990 to the most recent Venom comics)

[audpaints]

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