The world is ahead

Burlesque, dance, endless misc.

[our-sinister-night]

Come to me

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Nosferatu illustrations by Victor Garcia

[mademoiselle-crabaletta]

I feel like we need to start really pushing for hate crimes against women to actually be treated as such. It's fucking insane that a man can beat/rape/murder a woman, call her sexist slurs during the attack, and then tell the police and press that he did it because he hates women, but somehow this isn't considered a hate crime. The only reason places don't want to do it is because there's so many that it would mean like 90% of hate crime victims would be women (literally the reason the uk gave for not doing it a few years back)

It's extra crazy because wasn't it something like 80% of mass murderers have a history of harrasment and violence against women and girls? You would think it would be a no brainer to treat these crimes seriously to prevent these men from getting out and committing even more violent and horrific crimes, but that would mean treating women as people and not shock absorbers for society I guess.

[dita-vt]

Dita Von Teese performs during the Alexis Mabille Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2024-2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 25, 2024 in Paris, France. #Parisfashionweek

[withered-rose-with-thorns]

Ready for the big finish, querida?

[tlirsgender]

I think if a billionaire gets murdered and you can't narrow down the suspects because too many people have motive you should just let them have their w

[tlirsgender]

I don't love mob rule but maybe just for the united healthcare ceo, yknow... just this once

[tlirsgender]

Maybe we All killed the united healthcare ceo. It's a christmas miracle

[revvetha]

I still think about when Owl City sang "and I'll kiss you between the ears". What the fuck does that mean. I can't get over it

[orcboxer]

i wondered this for like a year before I realized the line immediately preceding it was "we'll take a long walk through the cornfield" and it clicked and I haven't been the same since

[totesmgoats01-published-author]

His puns are simply of a calibur too high for the commonfolk to comprehend

[clockways]

[clockways]

[clockways]

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[vaaltyrs]

[lycanthrop-ee]

KRSNND these TAGS

[bostonflavor]

if this happened like 5 years ago people would be losing their shit, now it’s just like “oh yeah another thing”

[xxredwoodxx]

California monument’s gone now

[takemetotheastral]

What the fuck even prompted that lmao

[xxredwoodxx]

according to wikipedia it the youths viewed it as anti-christian, promoting illegal immigration and linked to the antifa movement

[accounting-wunderkind]

That random metal pillar? Yeah that’s antifa

[off-the-edge-ofthemap]

[sum1tookish]

Probably one of my favorite random things about LotR is the fact that

a) Pippin did a Gollum impression in the books

b) Pippin had never MET Gollum before that point and never would

c) yet it was an ACCURATE impression, as it startled and was recognized by the orc he was speaking to

d) the only possible explanation for Pippin Took’s accurate Gollum impression is this: Bilbo, while telling stories to the eager children, must have imitated Gollum perfectly

[mirkwoodest]

Which also kind of drives home how weird it would have been for both Frodo and Sam to suddenly be travelling with what was basically the equivilent of like... rumplestiltskin... from their childhood bedtime stories.

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

OUTTA TOUCH THURSDAY!

[damicantcope-deactivated2025101]

why do I have a feeling this was scheduled

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

I have it queued for every Thursday, I just got the AM/PM wrong this week.

[xueyangapologist]

honestly when aliens arrive we should start having sex with them as soon as possible. so when they decide to take over a lot of them already have emotional connections/physical offspring and will form a sizeable resistance. not me, i don’t want to, but i know a lot of you would be into that, and i’m telling you it’s okay, you’re actually the last hope for our species.

[chipper671740-deactivated202006]

thank you op this means a lot

[invaderxan]

[drst]

oh my fucking god

[pixie-unger]

It’s five am. I can’t send this to every coworker I’ve ever had right now, so you get it instead

[lilcowgirl7-deactivated20210223]

[valtsv]

you CANNOT hold me accountable for accidentally making a homestuck reference when i've never read homestuck. if you recognized it that's YOUR problem it's YOUR sin.

[corsairesix]

People love to be like “oh hee hoo hoo I caught you making a homestuck reference” as if it isn’t like a billion pages long and presumably mentioned everything in existence at least once

[koloss-part-2]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[johncrocker]

i found the video

source

[snarkymcbarky]

Are you shitting me?

[puketween]

this is what i like to see

[mylifetherant]

Ancient history