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alex, he/they. 25 (🔞/mdni/etc). relentless optimist (nihilism subtype). into phil ochs and isaac asimov a Normal Amount.

[stephenbyerley]

the grave-digger puts on the forceps

hi, i’m alex/asimov/whatever you want to call me really. i’m a nonbinary transfxg (he/they) who’s had this blog for >10 years now, tho i did take a prolonged sabbatical in my late teenage & early adulthood. here you’ll find a mishmash of things i think are funnie, politics, my interests, and random ramblings. i’m also one of those annoying people who yaps in the tags a lot, sorry. more—one might even say tmi—under the cut.

some fun and/or boring facts about me, in no particular order:

ive had phalloplasty (ALT specifically)! transition (especially surgical) is a major interest of mine so please feel free to ask me anything. seriously, i have zero boundaries and looove talking about this shit.

i live in toronto

i have a partner whomst i love very much

you can see my face at #alexelfie

i am obscenely horny for old men, all things grotesque, and fucked-up dynamics

i’m a leftist who is not well-read enough to narrow my political ideology down to a particular label but i usually describe myself as a commie. it’s close enough, at least.

i love diy projects, i like knowing how things work and being able to take them apart & put them back together :)

i am terrible at taking initiative but i am always happy to chat about anything & everything! you can always slide into my inbox/dms and treat me with whatever level of familiarity you like and i’ll reciprocate. conversely, if i ever come off as too familiar, let me know and i’ll back off.

i am a very honest and genuine person—it’s something i pride myself on. i am happy to (over)explain myself if i ever say anything that doesn’t make sense or raises an eyebrow, and i always want to be corrected and given more info when i’m wrong about something.

related to the above, i can be obnoxiously pedantic. i do my best to rein it in when it’s something unimportant or just a joke, but it’s a deeply ingrained habit. feel free to call me out on this. i rarely intend to be condescending, but i know i can come off that way, and it’s something i’m working on.

thanks for reading & hope you enjoy my blag!

[dykeferatu]

i’m not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesn’t get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.

[onthegreatsea]

[viralfrog]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

PARENT: I got "rubber duck" for my child's "bath" and she loves it.

AUTISM RESPONSE: Rubber ducks and other rubber bath toys can accumulate mold on the inside because of small holes underneath where moisture becomes trapped. The mold often goes unnoticed because it's not visible from the outside.

CORRECT RESPONSE(?): That's nice, I am unaware of how mold could impact this situation.

[peanutbuttaz]

[memecucker]

[ottisbuns]

[fandom-is-my-drug]

Its pissing me off because they're right but they're too oversimplified to not be wrong too.

[lakevida]

it doesnt make sense that a penis would get bigger if yoiu jerk it off youre literally compressing it. go crumple a can rn and tell me its bigger im not buying this narrative

[pinene]

Okay So .. This is What Casual Misandry Looks Like Everybody

[lakevida]

im trying to go pro if anyone has any tips

[apricops]

'disembowel' is such a good word. y'know your bowels? they are GONE

[puddox]

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

[yuriinullification]

holdon

what the fuck is going on in this site's backend

[mrsandman42069]

[cheeso]

just a reminder to my new followers that if were ever able to cross the explanatory gap and share our color perception qualia with each other, proving finally that we all do see colors differently, my red is real as shit and youve been seeing crap fake red. so come to terms with your shit fake red while it lasts

[alphabetcompletionist]

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY

25/26

[cheeso]

i wasnt finished yet

[cheeso]

z

[dogpuppy]

[mandywondering]

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

[dietspam16]

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already

[thewickerking]

day one after changing sheets: ok im gonna kick my bad habits i won't eat in bed or leave knives or scissors or lighters in bed I'll have only normal bed things in my bed and I'll change the sheets more often too

day two after changing sheets: oh yeah this half eaten bundt cake is sleeping with me tonight

[yaoiblackmold]

Why are people on tiktok acting like autism gives you superpowers or something

[strangestcase]

using my autism power (Focused Analysis) to locate the closest narcissist and immediately befriend them to increase our joint slay

[eraserheadadult]

i love that the editor made a meme for demonstration purposes

[the-quasar-hero]

Man who hates the very concept of life and all living beings: I should design portal websites for colleges and job applications

[8syntheticanimal8]