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I really want a movie where thereâs this Dark Brooding Male Hero whoâs like, a total badass, and during all the fight scenes he keeps getting flashbacks to happy images of his wife, and like his whole narrative is framed around his wife, and all the other heroes on his team know that heâs got this passion and vengeance and think it all has to do with his dead wife⊠but then near the end of the movie his wife shows up and heâs like âhey babeâ theyâre all shocked and theyâre like, âWait I thought all your power and passion came from avenging your dead wife?â and heâs like âno bro, I just really love my wife, sheâs really cool, sheâs what keeps me goingâ like⊠a reverse fridge
Unfridge your wives 2017
Unfridge your wives 2018
âThis whole saving the world thing has kept me from seeing my wife for like, three days and I was really starting to miss her!â
It turns out heâs normally a ray of sunshine and is only Dark Brooding Male Hero mode when he misses her.Â
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Iâm waiting for this to get flagged honestly
Bold of you to assume Kirby will be flagged
He looks like a boobie
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You fools have been trying your very best to make this post flagged, but you all underestimate Kirby
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This is my son Max, resplendent in his fancy underwear.
let me be the first to say⊠itâs not the cost of the underwear so much as how well itâs tailored. :\Â
also, are you okay max? do you find the crotch area to be too loose? itâs a common problem since most tailors donât want to cause any trouble when getting measurements in that region so unless you specifically give them permission to be more rigorous, this is what you often get. if you want i can have my guy reach out to you. heâs great with tiny thin legs with a surprising amount of vertical leap
theres no way in hell you can guess how this video ends
If you have $1,000 in cash and spend 1 penny, thatâs the equivalent of Jeff Bezos spending $1.5 million
Good for him. Money doesnât just fall from the sky. He had to do something to be that wealthy.
like have parents who could give him $100,000 without breaking a sweat then working people literally to death?
âHe had to do something to be that wealthy.â should be a very ominous phrase not a positive one.
i like that this person says âhe had to do something to be that wealthyâ
like. they arenât sure, they have absolutely no idea about how he acquired all of his wealth, they know nothing about the topic, and yet they will continue to firmly believe that mr. bezos would never do us wrong
Al Capone was the first American to make $100 million, and he had to do âsomethingâ fof his money too.
Al Capone actually cared about poor people, though. He came from a family of immigrants and took care of his own, donating to charities and even running a soup kitchen (x, there are better sources but Iâm lazy). Some people even characterized him as a kind of modern Robin Hood.
Let me be clear: Iâm not saying Al Capone was a good guy. Iâm saying he mightâve been a better guy than Jeff Bezos.
And Iâm saying that while Al Capone wasnât a great guy, he was DEFINITELY A better guy than Jeff Bez-ass. This is on mobile, so I canât do resources right now, Iâll add them later.
Capone, even though he didnât fire the bullet, once paid for the hospital bills of a woman that had been caught in the crossfire of a scuffle. And while he was there, after paying her medical bills and giving her over $100 of flowers to cheer her up, he paid off all the bills of the children in the hospital. Which he did regularly. He sent flowers to the families of his dead enemies. HE IS THE REASON MILK HAS AN EXPIRATION DATE! His son (or nephew or something) died from complications from bad milk. And he got to work and made the milk and dairy industry hold to a much tighter standard, with included sell by dates and expiration dates. Not because it was family that got sick (or died), but because he found out that a lot of kids were getting sick off of bad milk products.
Capone was always a gentleman, he paid his workers well, treated his women good, and protected his own. If one of his workers got hurt or died, he would pay the bills and expenses, and help out their families.
He wasnât a good guy, but the dude had a moral standard that Jeff Bez-ass doesnât even pretend to have.
Oh, and Capone also heavily supported local shops, went to baseball games with his kids, funded his workersâ children to go to school, and was the kind of guy that wouldnât sucker punch ya unless it was absolutely necessary.
How many rich assholes do we know of that does that kind of stuff?
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Hey, uh, guys? I hate to be That Guy, but this is⊠a fairly common tactic. Want to know why he helped those people but could still be a brutal crime boss? Because by helping them out, he got a built in security system where he lived. If the cops came poking around the locals wouldnât be helpful, because the crime boss helped them out when things were tough. Pablo Escobar, also known as the King of Cocaine, was considered a Robin Hood by many for building housing for the poor, schools, and all sorts of other helpful things. You know what happened when the authorities were trying to track him down and arrest him? The people he helped refused to cooperate. He even got elected to office. Terrible people can do good things and still be terrible.
This is absolutely true, re: both Escobar and Capone.
The thing is? Our modern-day robber barons arenât even bothering to do that much.
So I can understand a bit of nostalgia for the gentlemanly gangsters. That doesnât mean I donât understand that they were bad people. Itâs just that the current crop donât even bother pretending to be gentlemanly.Â
(Fave old-timey gangster story: at a meeting of crime bosses, the head of an Italian mafia family brags to Meyer Lansky that his son is following him into the business.
Meyer Lansky, actual cofounder of Murder Inc, responds with:Â âThatâs nice. My son works for NASA.â)
This sickness. I canât outrun it. I canât out-exercise it. Itâll eat me up. Itâll spit me out. Itâll do me in.Â
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Someone reuploaded it to a porn site and Iâm not kidding.
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Writing a job application in French!
Monsieur / Madame â dear sir / madam
Aux principaux concernes â to whom it may concern
Je souhaite poser ma candidature pour le poste de... â I would like to apply for the position ofâŠ
Je travaille actuellement pour⊠â I currently work forâŠ
Je suis diplĂŽmĂ© / diplĂŽmĂ©e en⊠â I am a graduate inâŠ
Mes qualitĂ©s principales sont⊠â my strengths areâŠ
Mon domaine d'expertise est⊠â my area of expertise isâŠ
Ma langue maternelle est⊠â My first language isâŠ
Mais je parle aussi⊠â but I also speakâŠ
J'ai une connaissance pratique de⊠â I have a working knowledge ofâŠ
Je suis un utilisateur confirmĂ© de⊠â I am an experienced user ofâŠ
Je suis disponible pour un entretien le... â I am available for an interview onâŠ
Veuillez agrĂ©er, Monsieur / Madame â Yours sincerely,
CapacitĂ© de communication â communication skills
CapacitĂ© de crĂ©ativitĂ© â creative skills
CapacitĂ© d'encadrement â management skills
CapacitĂ© Ă rĂ©soudre les problemes â problem solving skills
CapacitĂ© Ă prendre la parole en public â public speaking skills
CompĂ©tences en organisation â organisational skills
Motivé / motivée - motivated
Travailleur / travailleuse â hardworking
Un CV â A CV
Une lettre de motivation â A cover letter
Une candidature Ă un emploi â A job application
#hot_take
The Wakanda in Black Panther was always a sort of dream. A kind of thing where you wonder about what a place could be if it was never colonized, and playing with the idea of it colliding with the world that exists as it is today. That, in itself, brings up so many things, so many other ways of thinking, and itâs really something I want to see more of, because doing this shit, thinking beyond your cultural frames is hard work but worth doing and honestly so much fun.
Crazy Rich Asians is basically 1% fandom, same as any other 1% fandom, with people who do the same enraging shit, only itâs with yellow and lightskin brown people. Iâve seen this shit before, on the Discovery Channel and travel shows, where some half-Asian or Asian person travels the world like a gwailo looking for exotic locales or âreconnecting with [their] cultureâ. Why should I care?
Also, I grew up with these fuckers. Why would I want to watch something about the people I used to loathe?
honestly same. i was mildly intruiged in the project but then i saw the trailer. good to know no brown people live in singapore because itâs âasiaâ right? itâs not like malay and indian people exist. they couldnât even get a chinese singaporean guy for the role.
and frankly, thatâs all fucking to the side compared to the clear propganda of propping singapore up as this âjewel of the eastâ where people are still punished for drug poession with death, still punished for homosexuality with corporal punishment and imprisonment, with the most corrupt government in the world to the point where family memebers are given CEO positions and government positions. where every man at 18 is forcibly conscripted to serve in the army. where the same government has ruled for nearly 60 years because of said corruption.
so yes, fuck crazy rich asians. fuck the bullshit view it gives of not only singapore but asian people. you see any person âexcitedâ about this shit, 100% theyâre some rich fuckwad whose folks have more money than sense or a westerner.
this shows you nothing about asia that the politicians in charge if it donât want you to see. singapore is a racist, homophobic, oligarchy that caters only to the rich and vapid.
Good lord, this entire thread has me cringing.Â
CRA is definitely not about an Asian, usually with mixed Caucasian ethnicity (yep Iâve seen those NatGeo shows too) rediscovering their heritage. It is, in the most literal sense, a rom-com. Is it groundbreaking? A little, Iâm sure I donât need to point out why, being that itâs a Hollywood film with an all-Asian cast being marketed on this scale. Is it revolutionary, with deep cultural and historical roots?Not at all! So why do I see so many people comparing it to Black Panther?Â
OP, I can understand where youâre coming from, and I generally agree with you on your posts about politics and whatnot, having followed you for quite some years. But âWhy would I want to watch something about the people I used to loathe?â Yikes. Maybe you were trying to be funny. If yes, then I apologize.Â
Of course itâs shitty that they didnât cast Malays or Indians. Of course itâs unrealistic in that it glosses over all the ugly parts of Singapore, that Malaysia has in triples lol. Of course this movie doesnât include parts of corruption and corporal punishment! Guess what? Itâs a rom-com.
I feel that weâre obsessed with nitpicking the oppressiveness that we as minorities often go through that we donât recognize a win when we see one. When was the last time you saw a movie like this come out? If this movie is successful, donât you think more will follow? That everyone will get their chance to be seen and represented? Iâm Malaysian Indian. I would love nothing more than to see girls like me on screen, on my TV, hell, even on advertisements. Progress takes time. Black Panther was years in the making.Â
If youâre using CRA as a jumping off post to talk about the corruption and pain in SG, thatâs educational. Thatâs spreading awareness. But âso yes, fuck crazy rich asiansâ just because you canât take some joy in a movie thatâs rare and actually looks good - man, thatâs just really sad.Â
I genuinely mean no disrespect and if you have something to add, I would really like to hear your side of the story, too.
But âWhy would I want to watch something about the people I used to loathe?â Yikes. Maybe you were trying to be funny. If yes, then I apologize.
Hereâs the weird thing. This particular line brought up some nasty-ass memories and quite a bit of a pain. Why would you think I was joking? Who do you think I was talking about?
Iâve generally made most of the arguments here, and Iâll reiterate: you think it matters if someone who fucks you over with racism and classism is surnamed Trump or Kuok? Or has the patronymic Razak or Krishnan?
Like I said, I grew up around some of these people. Some of them Iâm still in touch with, and in some cases quite civil with. Iâm related to some of them. But as a class? Fuck âem.
If you want to find joy in this movie, go ahead. But to make a comparison that this was a victory of representation the way Black Panther was? Donât be insulting. It isnât a step ahead â at best itâs just a reskin of the same kind of racist bullshit the people I grew up with still perpetuate, who can condone this kind of shit and yet think of themselves as âmeritoriousâ and âprogressiveâ, but will caper and prance in defense of enlightened Westerners and be their enablers.
You ought to know this, if youâve been reading this damn blog for any period of time.
As a win, CRA is fairly small, and itâs kind of weird and super sad that Asians looking to Hollywood for representation are making such a big deal about it.Â
We can do better. We must demand better.
Itâs a bit like⊠like watching women get excited over Sex and the City as a form of triumphal representation. I liked it, and I enjoyed the first movie, but Iâm not going to pretend it took representation of women to some high level.Â
So, go enjoy CRA, but donât compare it to Black Panther. Donât get weird about how people showed up for BP and thus have to show up for CRA. Surely this is not hard to do, surely it canât be hard to understand that in no way is CRA comparable to BP.Â
Jhameia, you highlighted what I find discomforting about the entire debate and I love your closing comment. Your SATC analogy is absolutely on point. I was scolded and gaslit for criticising the framing of CRA = BP. I think it is a disservice to compare CRA to BP for many reasons and, perhaps, disrespectful.
And yes, we must demand better indeed.
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In 1946, a South African child who dreamed of being a scientist wrote to Albert Einstein, and they became pen pals. A few letters later, she said she regretted being a girl, apologized for not telling him sooner, and hoped he wouldnât think less of her. He quickly replied, âI do not mind that you are a girl, but the main thing is that you yourself do not mind. There is no reason for it.â Source Source 2 Source 3
shakespeareâs character descriptions/stage directions/contexts are so vague it makes me so happy. wanna make Laertes hamletâs ex boyfriend? doesnât say HEâS NOT. wanna make juliet a trans girl? WHERE IN THE SCIRPT DOES IT SAY SHE ISNâT??? fucking put King Lear in SPACE set that shit on the enterprise THERE ARE NO RULES IN SHAKESPEAREÂ
The best part is that pretty much all of the fights are âthey fightâ with no mention of whether itâs with swords or throwing knives or kung-fu or if they just do the slappy-hands thing at each other.
the only rule in shakespeare is that a bear must show up in the winterâs tale. could be a grizzly. polar. panda. hell, antigonus couldâve wandered into a gay club.
This is the EXACT reason why shakespeare endures more than any other writer, btw
itâs what he would have wanted
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