I love you too

Joan, 25, she/her babyyyyy. I like cats, video games, and doing things to spite God. I'm not dead yet. 

[viva-1a-resistance]

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED

YOU KNOW THE HAIKU BOT???

OFC YOU DO

YOU KNOW THAT MESSAGE HE PUTS AT THE END OF EVERY POST????

"Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up."

YEAH???????

WELL THATS A HAIKU TOO

Beep boop! I look for

accidental haiku posts.

Sometimes I mess up.

NOW YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME THATS NOT THE CUTEST THNIG YOUVE EVER HEARD

[the-haiku-bot]

“Beep boop! I look for

accidental haiku posts.

Sometimes I mess up.”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[oldguardians]

[femmchantress]

Hi pay attention to me I’m so cute and impregnable

[kendothugs]

[blue-darner]

OP is a tank trying to draw aggro

[filthyprotozoan]

you may walk out of the underworld but you have to trust that she is behind you. do not look back to check.

i trust that she is there

i trust that she is there (i think)

i trust that she is there (please?)

i trust that she is there (can you hear me?)

i trust that she is there (say something so i can hear you)

i trust that she is there (what if it’s a lie?)

i trust that she is there (i can’t even see her shadow on the wall)

i trust that she is there (SAY SOMETHING)

SAY SOMETHING.

look behind.

Voting ended onFeb 9, 2023

[gordonsgottasleep]

I can’t believe Aperture actually had a god damn play place/daycare type shit and naturally it couldn’t look less safe

[ludmithjacques]

Wasn’t the blue goo the bounce goo? Look where that broken railing is… Child spared outta there at mach 2

[gunsandfireandshit]

Environmental storytelling

[zazzedcoffee]

Hey, you want to see a glitched poll?

Yes

Obviously

Of course

Voting ended onFeb 11, 2023

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

Of course this somehow manages to happen

[acy-onyx]

weirdest thing about going from "average height girl" to now "really short guy" is that women really do see me and want to put me in their purse

[acy-onyx]

As a short king i can make distress call that summons nearby MILFS to come rushing over to protect me from circling hawks

[theinsects]

there is no greater mystery than What Was That Deleted Video In My Youtube Playlist

[gamma-galaxy]

[justcatposts]

Two cats won’t give up on trying to enter a Japanese Art Museum, the war has been going on for 2 years now. 

(Source)

[vespertinecat]

You guys are missing the best part: THE CATS HAVE THEIR OWN MUSEUM MERCH.

[relientk]

okay let's bake a cake 🎂

butter

sugar

eggs

flour

milk

baking powder

vanilla extract

Voting ended onFeb 10, 2023

[dianapocalypse]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Poll creator should have to make and eat this cake when the poll's over

[runby2]

in recent events of that zoo losing the clouded leopard, it reminded me of the time i went to a large petting zoo and there was a free roaming little black sheep. cutest little guy i ever saw, soi went to the zookeeper nearby and said ‘i think its really cute how you have a sheep thats allowed to just walk around. ‘ then the zookeepers eyes widened and he grabbed his walky talky and ran 

[saxophonechihuahua]

[everythingfox]

An annoying friend

(via)

[lizardsister]

hey girl, um, we were playing d&d with your boyfriend and um. yeah she has new pronouns now. yeah no she's doing great, yeah, yeah no she made a girl character as a joke and well the rest is history. or herstory, heh. anyway yeah uh guess she's your girlfriend now

[itznarcotic]

moyai logging ?

??? sure I guess

[itznarcotic]

👍

[hwardlaunch]

Fun family story: when my aunt was marrying her wife everyone was really excited but also dreading it because my aunt is known for her insanely long speeches so everyone knew her vows would be like 9 hours long so when it came time for her to say her vows she had a shit ton of cue cards in her hands and even her wife started groaning and my aunt took a deep inhale and then unravelled all the cue cards which were taped together and they all just read ‘HOT DAMN’ in giant letters and those were my aunts vows.

[hwardlaunch]

And now since I officially have permission to use this photo

GET FUCKED

[krasnyel]

funniest thing about any scooby doo remake is when they make fred a mean jock when in reality he’s a mom friend

[fairyqueensupreme-deactivated20]

on all levels except physical, i am a whore

[crebermatrix-deactivated2023080]

STOP

[angelofdarknessmp3]