[pisshandkerchief]

being obsessed with a character is so fucking embarrassing like I'll be getting dressed in the morning like "I bet the 12th doctor would wear these socks" bitch shut the fuck up

[pisshandkerchief]

some of you MUST be making up guys.

[pisshandkerchief]

[winged-fool]

In honor of the Ides of March, my favorite Tiktok

[inthefallofasparrow]

"Oh, not you as well, Brutus!" in that voice is the best translation of 'Et tu, Brute?' I've ever heard.

[funny-tik-toks]

[naamahdarling]

You can see each one land like a physical blow. His full-body cringe, the wincing, the nervous grimace. I love this couple.

[tiktaalic]

European: Americans will be like I’m going to watch a whore movie and eat a hamburger slathered in lard

Americans: it’s true I do do this.

American: British people will be like alright I’m off to eat some wheezy bangers (beans and bread out of a can)

Brit: I’ve seen this reblogged by several people I normally trust so: How mocking British cuisine and dialect has a long classist history and how it became frighteningly normalized on an American (uniquely cruel, uniquely ignorant) internet: a thread. 1/?

[elizabisme]

[nonepizzarightbeef]

There is something SO FUNNY about when someone makes a Strawman for a bit and someone comes out "Yes, hello, it is me! The pretend person that you made up as an exageration. It is not an exageration, I am right here"

[chromegnomes]

it's really funny that HP Lovecraft's successors took the "Cthulhu Mythos," a wholly vibes-based cluster of concepts focused on the horror of the Unknowable, and tried to turn it into a highly structured system with a lot of Lore for people to argue about

[chromegnomes]

20th century Backrooms

[pol-ski]

.❤️

[tits-n-trix]

Who let's a monk who only speaks Polish and Latin out of an monastery, and not only out of a monastery but to an airport, and not only an airport but the O'Hare airport located in Chicago USA

[flipocrite]

[whats-a-bear]

stole this from twitter

[secretkeeper007]

Audio Transcript:

Bugs Bunny: I’m tellin’ you, doc, they/them pussy is different

Daffy Duck: Aw, pussy is pussy. Just watch me.

*fireworks*

Daffy Duck: God damn

[victorlincolnpine]

that’s IMPRESSIVELY well done voice acting

[whywishesarehorses]

happy birthday to all the tbs in the southern hemisphere!

[randomencounters]

Special Event: All Horses’ Birthday (Southern Hemisphere only)

[m-eowdy]

Special event: All Horses' Birthday (Northern Hemisphere only)

[ramdragons-deactivated20240319]

need people to see this i feel insane

[sideofblog]

[dreamsy990]

"nonbinary people are just confused" YOURE DAMN RIGHT IM CONFUSED. I DONT EVEN KNOW WHATS GOING ON ANYMORE. WHO THE FUCK IS THIS XEHANORT GUY AND WHY ARE THERE FOUR OF HIM

[dreamsy990]

i hate this series

[explodingsilver]

[murraysiskind-deactivated202406]

Thinking about how when my oldest brother took Japanese classes his professor was like your pronunciation is really good 😊 but you need to watch movies that aren't about the Yakuza because you sound like a criminal

[doing-90mph-in-central-london]

somewhere in this beautiful world there is a man who sounds like Paulie Walnuts because he learned English by watching the Sopranos

[despazito]

op finally put into words my gripe with this genre

[amygdalae]

finding out that ‘dont treat me rough treat me really niceys” is an actual lana del rey lyric and not just a funny meme phrase was damaging enough to my psyche

but then i looked up the lyrics and not only is that line directly after the lyric “drugs, suck it up, like vanilla icies” (rhyming niceys with icies) but also the first line of the song is “my pussy tastes like Pepsi cola”. ms del rey this is disastrous what are you doing

[orangerainforest]

[clankrnernes]

[argumate]

literally a quote from Marcus Aurelius

[hogcalling]

HAD to go and dig for the quote. “sex is the friction of a piece of gut and, following a sort of convulsion, the expulsion of some mucus.” marcus was just being reductive, but purrp takes his analysis one step further: he correctly identifies that sex is stupid

[argumate]

how can civilisation be in decline when social media abounds with philosophers greater than Marcus Aurelius

[medievaljournalist]

[fatestayyuri]

[misticfog]

Tumblr in Polish looks so fucked like

Polacy: Moi mutualsi uwu

Tumblr: Osoby, które odwzajemniają twoje obserwowanie :)

[balteus]

[deaddolin]

literally a PERFECT video

[supererkz]

false. the one on the left side of the seesaw weighs roughly five to seven pounds less than the one on the right. look at their legs. the one on the left has his legs bunched underneath him to focus maximal force on his action point. the one on the right has his legs extended, to disperse the force he’s creating on his action point.

this is the same technique one uses on a swing to create centripetal force.

we are being bamboozled with playground logic and i won’t stand for it.

[deaddolin]

no they weigh the same because they ate the same food their whole lives.