theatreArchitect

27 year old transfem robot Likes writing, sci fi, and my fiance Weirdo

[gar-wafflez]

My fren sent me this

Naturally I went down a foxhole rabbithole searching for sauce and @furrywaifus this is the mascot of the German brewery Füchschen Alt.

[ham-and-cheese-studios]

@lesserknownwaifus

[contemptible-scoundrel]

Im dreadfully sorry you had to go through some eroguro shit at the hands of an evil megacorp surgeon lady to get your cyberpunk combat implants, I got my shit done by a guy named myke with a y in a shipping container, he plugged me into an old xbox 2 and I just played elden ring for a few hours until I woke up with elf ears and the ability to double jump and wallrun

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Quick shout out to the Down syndrome kid from my after-school program back when I was in grade school. Like yea he had the usual issues but he was a sweetheart and quite funny; and one day both his parents showed up at the same time to pick him up and I had the experience of meeting a family of genetically disabled people that had jobs and a home and a kid in school and it was a profoundly normalizing experience for me like I couldn’t take eugenicists seriously after that because like “no they totally can have whole entire meaningful lives with marriage and children and work and hobbies have you not met Dennis??” Anyway quick shout out to Dennis you were a real one

[nonepizzarightbeef]

favorite word?

Antiauthoritarianism

[hothotmiso]

[stellastarprincess]

This is the opposite of the girl struggling on that chicken nugget

[visibun]

the aforementioned godawful chicken nugget scene, for the uninitiated

[legon751]

also a big fan of the sushi vcr

[maryland-officially]

this keeps being reblogged by people and i don’t know. why

[anarchotribadist]

Gonna add my favorite scene of an anime girl eating

[vamptits]

filtering down ao3 results from 14000 to 6 based on a single tag is foul. im sorry none of you are as enlightened as me ig.

[vamptits]

normal one. next question.

[mothgirl-is-a-gateway-drug-deac]

peer review

[la-scriba]

game of chess but with real people but all the pawns are trans women and if they get to the eighth rank they get a lifetime supply of estrogen

[la-scriba]

nope!

[lovecrafts-iranon]

It is too. they just have to take some pieces to not get in each other's way.

[la-scriba]

Are there enough pieces to do that for every pawn though?

[lovecrafts-iranon]

yes. easily.

[la-scriba]

Show me.

[lovecrafts-iranon]

1. e4 e5 2. Ne2 d5 3. Nf4 exf4 4. e5 Kd7 5. e6+ Kc6 6. e7 Qd6 7. e8=Q+ Kb6 8. d4 Be7 9. Qf8 Bf6 10. c4 Be5 11. dxe5 c5 12. e6 d4 13. e7 d3 14. Be2 f5 15. Bf3 Nf6 16. O-O d2 17. Qc2 d1=Q 18. Be3 fxe3 19. e8=Q e2 20. Be4 fxe4 21. f4 e1=Q 22. f5 Qc3 23. b4 Nd5 24. f6 e3 25. f7 e2 26. Qfe7 e1=Q 27. f8=Q Qe4 28. cxd5 c4 29. Qe2 Qcd3 30. Nd2 c3 31. Nf3 c2 32. Nd4 Qde5 33. d6 c1=Q 34. d7 g5 35. d8=Q+ Ka6 36. g4 Bf5 37. gxf5 g4 38. f6 g3 39. f7 Qh4 40. Kg2 Qhf4 41. Kh3 Qff5+ 42. Kh4 g2 43. Qg7 g1=Q 44. f8=Q Nd7 45. Nc6 bxc6 46. Qb8 c5 47. b5+ Ka5 48. b6 c4 49. b7 c3 50. Qbc8 c2 51. b8=Q Qce3 52. Rb1 c1=Q 53. Rb6 axb6 54. a4 h5 55. Qef6 Qed2 56. Qfg8 Kb4 57. a5 b5 58. a6 Ra7 59. Qcd8 Rc7 60. a7 Kc5 61. a8=Q b4 62. Rf4 Qdd6 63. Rg4 hxg4+ 64. Qh5 g3 65. h3 g2 66. Q7h7 Qgh2 67. Qbb7 Qea1 68. Qfe7 b3 69. Q7e6 Qhh1 70. Qef6 Qfd5 71. Kg4 g1=Q+ 72. Kh4 b2 73. Qgg2 b1=Q 74. Kg4 Qge1 75. h4 Re8 76. Qhe5 Qda2 77. Qhe4 Q2b2 78. h5 Q2a2 79. h6 Q2b2 80. h7 Q2a2 81. h8=Q

[la-scriba]

Wow. Good work.

[dialupmodern]

i was asked to post this, speedrun is heating up

[datasoong47]

Interesting that both go beyond the original parameter of "promote all pawns" and also avoided capturing any of the promoted queens or the original queen, thus also making the maximum number of possible Queens on the board (18 Queens!). I suspect it would be possible to shorten the number of moves a little if you allowed Queens (whether original or promoted) to be captured. It's also funny in that White and Black kept alternating between having forced mate sequences

[fleshengine]

reads the words "forced mate sequences" and gets so hard I pass out

[manrippedapartbydogs]

Saw this when I was playing pool and it stunned and shocked me. There was a tiny abuelita working behind the register.

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

"pastor wings" "glaze wings" yeah man im tryna get past her wings & glaze whatever she'll let me

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

KEEP FUCKING THAT CHICKEN

[swagophile]

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

[most-sane-classicist]

reblog if you're also lame and weird.

[prokopetz]

Problems in computationally efficient fluid simulation which have stymied game designers for decades are being solved right now by artists on Patreon whose ability to afford groceries this month depends on whether they can render a video involving several gallons of jizz on a laptop from 2017.

[mcgravin]

Who would contribute to a patreon for videos of 2017 laptops covered in jizz?

...

I'm not suggesting no one would; I'm sure it's someone's fetish. I actually just need to know who to advertise my new patreon to.

[the-real-seebs]

Someone linked me this beautiful poster, and I'm just really impressed.

My contribution:

[the-haiku-bot]

Someone linked me this

beautiful poster, and I’m

just really impressed.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[the-quasar-hero]

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

[detergent3000]

Does she really think she’s not a part of “fucking each others brains out”???

[the-haiku-bot]

Does she really think

she’s not a part of “fucking

each others brains out”???

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[elierlick]

Yet another new study debunked the basis for the anti-trans sports bans. It was never about sports but for creating legal avenues for exclusion and abjection. This is one of the largest analyses ever conducted, involving 52 studies and 6,485 trans people. Read the study here.

[lucieslucidity]

post so nice had to reblog it twice and force it down everyone's throats

[fleshengine]

At minimum about 4.5 thousand people liked this without reblogging it.

We gotta fix that.

[eattheschoolboy]

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

thanks to this workplace harassment training video my coworkers and I now say this to each other on a near-daily basis

[gemthegerm]

happy 4th of july to this image the official boston fire department made and posted to twitter like 3 years ago. i will not let it die.