jings crivens

she/her 23 Scotland

[8bitnatsuki-deactivated20200525]

welcome to my Internet Heaven

[probablily]

me in the echo chamber: exactlyyy, literallyyyy

[wetorturedsomefolks]

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

[bigtimetommy]

me after ants find me asleep at the picnic

[sanrio-stud]

[dogpuppy]

[demonius-darkblade]

hate how they forced bugs bunny into anti-weed propaganda in the 90s, as if bugs bunny wouldn’t love smoking weed 

[clayboy2000-deactivated20210427]

To be perfectly fair, bugs bunny would also love taking money for starring in anti-weed propaganda and then using said money to buy weed

[violencevoyager-deactivated2022]

bugs bunny is not real 

[zvaigzdelasas]

[xylophonicsynapse]

[battletoads]

[anneemay]

[vakariasdragon]

johnny cash's little brother jimmy pennies is 3 inches tall and has a voice only dogs can hear

[roaldamundsen]

beautiful caffeine on an empty stomach I'm going to live forever

[innerchildabortionclinic]

when I say "you should kill him" and people look at me weird

[scoes]

Grace is one of the most classic things to fall from

[scoes]

That and the monkey barrrsssss

[geckyjuno]

my bedsheet is pregnant and it's. the rest of my laundry

[blackpyrefly]

onions in frying pan

onions in frying pan after i add tomato paste

[toskarin]

thanks google

[rollerska8er]

there's 👏 still 👏 time 👏

[miraclecollander]

an edit just for season 1 helly

[innerchildabortionclinic]

"fruit has sugar" warning post reminds me of my coworker who told me to make sure I don't get "addicted to fruit". yeah i'm also addicted to a nice walk on the beach

[etruscan-boar-vessel]

me after developing a debilitating fruit addiction