Its like loving a group of idiots

Hi! I'm Denise! I'm 27 years old and I'm from The Netherlands. I am Bi and I love it. My pronouns are her/she. And I'm in to many fandoms. Asexuals belong in the LGBTQ+ community. Yea thats about it.

[dykelliewilliams]

The way that they're actually a throuple, I'm gonna scream and cry and throw up ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[rockyybeach]

Wer kennt Victor Hugenay?

Jahrezehnte lang hält der Kunstdieb Victor Hugenay die Welt in Atem. Als er schließlich auf spektakuläre Art und Weise gefasst wird, bleiben mehr Fragen als Antworten zurück. Wer steckt hinter Victor Hugenay? Was treibt ihn an? Die preisgekrönte Dokuserie "Wer kennt Victor Hugenay?" offenbart ein Geflächt von Luxus und Schmerz, einer faszinierenden Vergangenheit und einer filmreifen Vita, die das Publikum in den Bann zieht. Hugenay gerät immer wieder in komplexe Beziehungen, die sein Leben prägen und schließlich zu seiner Verhaftung führen. Trotzdem scheint er für jeden Menschen eine neue Maske zu tragen. Wegbegleiter, Freunde und Feinde zeichnen ein Bild von einem Mann, den niemand wirklich zu kennen scheint.

Done using this template by @seungnm

[edwardcreel]

reblog if you believe fanfics are as valid as books that were published and sold by authors who write as their main careers. I'm trying to prove a point

[tigeristired]

i think 'I trust you with my life but not your own' as a trope is one of the ones that can always fuck me up no matter what

[marvellouslymadmim]

"I trust you with my life because you are good and kind and noble--I know you will not hesitate to do everything in your power to save me.

I do not trust you with your own life because you are good and kind and noble--I know you would not hesitate to sacrifice yourself to save me."

THAT is where it's at!!!!!

[misspanicdead]

Did yall see the way gerard's blood spread out evenly that must've been a really clean floor

[monsieurenjlolras]

No one ever: I hate Ellen DeGeneres.

[monsieurenjlolras]

Checking in eleven years later folks and it does seem like I was hugely wrong on this one. a BIG my bad to everybody involved

[yeahiwasintheshit]

Gah, me too

[hewwwwkayyyy-deactivated2022090]

You suddenly switch bodies with your icon. On a scale of 1 to 10, (10 being the highest value) how well are you coping with that change?

[tenisperfection]

possibly one of the most hilarious exchanges on doctor who 

[wanderer0fw0rlds]

Honestly all the conversations between the Daleks and Cybermen in this episode were fucking gold

[swan2swan]

I know nothing about Doctor Who lore but I feel like the Cybermen and the Daleks are both the descendents of two exes who both designed robots.

[gamerphonzy]

You haven’t even seen the best one yet (or at least, it wasn’t in this reblog chain):

[shittymoviedetails]

Also the good guy is already halfway through a marriage to some other woman

[trickstarbrave]

i love counterspell. "i cast fireball!" no you dont

[isitahairbrush]

[wizardarchetypes]

was at the corner store getting a few snacks and a 7 year old with a single packet of two poptarts struck up a conversation with me while I was choosing between Chex mix flavors. weighed in on the flavors. They continued to follow me through the store all the way to checkout and stood there talking to me at the register so the cashier thought they were my kid and I finally said “are you possibly hoping for someone to buy those poptarts” and they pulled out a WAD of cash and said “nope just talking to ya.”

absolutely enchanting child no notes

[wizardarchetypes]

energy of an 85 year old who got freaky friday’d tbh

[jq37]

Never Stop Blowing Up is so funny because Brennan is like obviously we're not going to have any period accurate homophobia but Botox does not exist yet so the doctor looks at you like you're crazy for suggesting you inject toxins into your body on purpose. Selective realism.

[pinkbuck]

911 + dumb buck moments

[filmnoirsbian]

I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.

[filmnoirsbian]

Did this with an 11yo u.m. today and he said "What did the ghost say to the other ghost?" And I said "What?" "Nothing. Ghosts aren't real."

[filmnoirsbian]

I'm literally a flight attendant, offering snacks and drinks is my job

[this-is-a-name-dont-worry]

gshsjb

[ddf-deepcuts]

200/Feuriges Auge

[peppsta]

Victor Hugenay would have a heart attack hearing Justus say "all cops are bastards"