Miss Maroon

Instagram: @miss.maroon.art When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and leave life wondering how the heck you did it. If I don't answer, I'm either busy or I don't want to socialize...

[thetrippytrip]

I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that

[castlevanian]

@tabbran please add lemon man story to this

[tabbran]

PRESENTING LEMON MAN

[themightyglamazon]

That was a wild goddamn ride

[wereralph]

god this was worth the read

[reeshahasha]

Yes this is long but I promise you the story of lemon man is worth knowing. And reblogging.

[actuallyjuststealingmemes]

What a ride

[buckyeah]

I summoned a shitload of willpower to continue this despite my ADD. WORTH IT

[this-account-is-a-mistake]

l e m o n m a n

[epsilonhybrid]

Lemon man: ALL women and GAY MEN cannot do SHIT they are all USSELESS and yalls business will FAIL unless you have a MAN in CHARGE

jj: lmao what

Lemon man: what???? huh?????? u triggered?????????

jj: whatever you say lemon man

lemon man:

[pretty-frown-deactivated2026011]

GOD TIER POST RIGHT HERE

[watercolourferns]

Nice ending for this…

[yuna-dan]

Wow that was a ride

[randomslasher]

fantastic

[therealpancakeo]

holy shit they juiced him

[cutecutejames]

What a perfect example of why I’m sad/glad that I don’t have a twitter

[a-lil-gae]

Ok but also Lemon Man was the one that had no other name thing that identified him. Just two emojis, one of which was a lemon. That’d be like if someone here didn’t stick their name in their bio and got butthurt that they were called some form of their url smh

[the-real-skeletor]

“THEY JUICED HIM”

[animentality]

An epic saga worthy of following to the end; 10/10, IGN

[slipknut]

men will be like “women are way to emotional to be in power” and then try to sue you because you say something they don’t like

[earplover1344]

I was wayyyyy too entertained by this 😂😂 totally worth the read

[shleepy-girl]

Lemon Man: Hur dur, women can’t be CEOs

jj: ok, whatever “Lemon Man”

Lemon Man:

[coldbrewbee]

lmaoo i can’t

[lesbianpwnieswithweapons]

oh god now i gotta listen to lemon boy by cavetown

[baepsyche-deactivated20201205]

Best thing I read today and it was worth it. 

On that note….

I would totally go to a gym that is strictly : women, lesbian, gay, trans. Perfect gym. 

[theflamehallow-deactivated20210]

[elijahs-wife]

This was totally worth the time it took to read. #noregrets

[the-inevitability-of-death]

Markiplier Twitter stans with Amy profile pictures have NO chill and are to be feared

[markipliergamegifs]

I was here for this when it happened lol what a wild ride

[missmaroon19]

I’m going to call any sexist homophobic person “lemon man” 😈😈😈

[catchymemes]

[prof-grace-aspen]

This is the best description I’ve heard for this method, I always thought it was bullshit because I never heard a description that actually explained how to do this other than “tap your head 20 times”.

I have anxiety-induced hissing, which sounds/feels different from sound-induced tinnitus (which I have also experience). Sound-based tinnitus actually sounds like you’re “hearing” something in your ears, whilst the hissing I have feels like it’s “inside my head”, if that makes sense. But this technique still helps!!

[mieaouy]

Here’s a visual I found because I couldn’t understand the instructions well

[sushinfood]

My ringing just went away for the first time in years. What is this blissful quiet.

[octopodhotrod]

This technique literally changed my life

[missmaroon19]

@therealjacksepticeye

[feministism]

[coffee-and-rainsticks]

“Surely nothing could be worse than a lot of women dying,” she thinks. “Ah,” she says.

[missmaroon19]

At this point, wearing a mask would be a permanent change. Anyone want to move to the moon with me?

[sandandglass]

[vetmedirl]

God bless nurses forever

[dynamite5ftjewishbitch]

[missmaroon19]

Reposting cause I’m allergic to penicillin although it just gives me a huge rash everywhere. I’m glad there’s something I can take that won’t make me itch everywhere for a week 😅

[missmaroon19]

I’m only going to say this once...

Annuses are Karens in a white and black spiral. Arrogance and supriority is exactly the type of person who wants to see your manager and gives a bad review on Yelp.

[missmaroon19]

Is this Unus Annus?

[blenheimapricot1999]

the 20s are soon upon us

things to include

flapper dresses

jazz music

sex positivity

women’s rights

renewal of arts & culture

increased immigration & cultural sharing

sequins

eyeliner

things to leave behind

racism & nativism

consumerist culture

white guys writing “the great american novel”

[captainlordauditor]

more things to include

black/jewish solidarity

short hair of all textures

suspenders

beaded & embroidered dresses

subtly homoerotic advertising

masculine women, feminine men

things to leave behind

ineffective prohibition laws

wealth gap

[antique-scarecrow]

this time we’re doing it right

[donotingest]

Let’s also leave behind the massive economic crash, I feel that’s a big one

[missmaroon19]

Can we actually bring back flapper dresses, they’re my favorite style next to 50’s mid-shin dresses

[missmaroon19]

Bringing this back for one thing...

The Plague

[missmaroon19]

Commissions are open! Everything below the bust is $10 off. I’ve been doing commissions on my other social media and haven’t gotten any yet so I’m opening them up here! Using Venmo now as well. If you’re interested, please DM me. If you can’t commission me directly please consider donating to my Ko-fi page. Below are some examples of my work. Thank you for your consideration! 😊

[markipliergamegifs]

I had this idea last night and had to make it

[lana-n95]

This is like stream of conciseness now. Why didn’t Rey fade into the force when she died? Ben disappears strap away 🤔

[missmaroon19]

THATS WHAT I WAS WONDERING??? Like it’s not a coincidence cause when Luke and even Obi Wan died they were instantaneous. The only thing is, when Leia died, she only disappeared once Ben was dead so it can’t be an immediate thing. This movie both resolved a LOT and also pushed more new questions into my mind.

-Like also when did Rey get the time to make a new lightsaber?? Also where did she find the kyber crystal for it?

-Are the Jedi and sith going to die with Rey? Is she going to train her own generation of Jedi?

-Is she going to remain on Tatooine or travel the galaxy keeping peace and or finding younglings to train?

-Now that the war is over, what are everyone’s plans? Are they going to create a new government like how it was before the clone wars?

-Is Rey and Ben’s bond severed?

-Will Rey ever see Ben again?

[missmaroon19]

CGI Leia: thoughts?

So for the most part, it did seem pretty natural how they made Leia look. But also in a way it was TOO perfect. Especially when they harkened back to Luke and Leia’s training and they reveal their faces, both look rather stiff and lifeless. Like they were both INTENSLY training, their faces should have been red, sweaty and maybe even bruised, but they both looked very smooth and kind of emotionless. It was only for a second that they showed that clip but it made me realize that it wasn’t real. It reminded me that time and recent events have changed both of them. Don’t get me wrong, they aged gracefully and I can still identify them, but because our princess is no longer with us, the least they could have done was put a little more effort into the cgi. And yes I know cgi isn’t easy and won’t be perfect, but they had two years to work on it. This isn’t my worst criticizm for this movie but it hits pretty high since Leia has always been my favorite Star Wars character. I do want to hear what you all have to say on the matter as well. Did it seem natural or could more work have been put into it to make it look more natural?

[rvykenobi]

BEN SOLO SAID YEEEEEEET

[evilsquirrel18]

Has this been done before?

[missmaroon19]

Has anyone noticed...

Ben’s scar is gone....

[causticclockwork]

[bechuman]

I don’t wanna be free

Of these amenities

If I tried to live this good out there

I’d have to be a thousandaire

[markiplier]

ABOUT FUCKING TIME ONE OF YOU PUT THIS TOGETHER

[missmaroon19]

What if this song is deeper than we think? What if it’s mark finally letting dark take over? He’s admitting that it’s easier to live with dark’s hands on the wheel rather than his own? If not that, then maybe the other way around...maybe Dark is afraid of being free of Mark... Maybe Dark is afraid to make the same mistakes as Mark or Viewer does. What does everyone else think?

[wilfcrd]

Grump Heist it