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Thank you for this helpful tip āŗļø now I wonāt be soaking raw chicken in Allegra thatās for sure!
āmarinade your chicken in flat grape soda like a normal personā is like one of the top 10 sentences that will knock the wind out of you.
This man is the real MVP.
The first batch kept getting recognized because the post got popular so he made more. Stay safe ladies!
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This is actually insanely useful tho
kinda funny when english teachers say stuff likeĀ āi can tell if you didnt read the bookā orĀ āi can tell when people bs their paperā
no you cant. Ā you can tell when people are bad at bs-ing their paper. Ā i didnt even read the sparknotes and i barely skimmed the wikipedia and you gave me an A. Ā you kneel before my throne unaware that it was born of lies
āelon muskās transphobic tweet was a calculated move to distract from the coup that heās openly, publicly tweeting aboutā
buddy, i wouldnāt trust elon musk to calculate the price of a bagel. someone can be both dangerous and stupid
no, no, you see, itās 24D chess, when youāre on that many Dās of chess you just say stupid shit all the time and constantly sabotage your own life
elon musk tweeting out ridiculous shit to distract from the other ridiculous shit he just tweeted out
elon musk getting divorced to distract from incriminating himself and then incriminating himself to distract from his divorce:
bring back Georgian-era sentence structure. fuck this single clause Hemingway bullshit; I want to string the reader along for pages, to link, however disparate, an endless array of actions using every form of punctuation I can imagine - even those I rarely use - and generally be as incoherent as possible (though it is to be said that this is for internet and casual use, and not for increasing the impenetrability of research papers, a far less noble goal than the one I proposed).
(opening narration of a 2000s teen movie voice) hey, my nameās booboo, but my friends call me boo. i guess you could say iām just your average high schooler, except for one thing - my parents are both famous clowns. the real problem is that iām not funny, my timingās way out, my jokes donāt land. in fact, i got kicked out of clown school last year, and now iām attending a regular high school for the first time in my life. iām going to have to learn to blend in and become a real class clown if i ever want to impress my mom and dad. i guess you could say iāve got prettyā¦ big shoes to fill. (indie music soundtrack kicks in, played on marching band with jarring and discordant clown honks from my massive shoes as i walk down the hall)
https://mobile.twitter.com/razorfemme/status/1260609326579879938?s=21
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Remember heās only doing this to draw attention away from the fact that heās benefiting from an American led coup in Bolivia1
if you donāt know what this person above is talking about, please read about this:
https://theintercept.com/2020/07/23/the-u-s-supported-coup-in-bolivia-continues-to-produce-repression-and-tyranny-while-revealing-how-u-s-media-propaganda-works/
Bolivia is the latest in a long line of thriving democracies destroyed as U.S. institutions cheer and lend support.
the united states is fucking with latin american democracy because of their own greed. AGAIN.
hereās a little background:
bolivia is a country that is beautiful and very rich in natural resources. & right now, the united states is supporting the ousting of the popularly-elected socialist left-wing party (MAS) in favor of the capitalist right-wing party in bolivia. bolivia could have been considered a fairly stable democracy for many years, but that has all changed with american intervention.
president morales is unpopular with american politicians because the main platform he ran on back in 2005, advocating for the peopleās control of the countryās ample natural resources like the cocoa plant and its supply. cocoa in particular is something that is primarily cultivated by and is very important to indigenous communities in bolivia. he is a huge advocate for indigenous rights in bolivia, in a country that has the largest population of indigenous people in south america.
iām not gonna say that evo morales is perfect though. much of the current civil unrest began in bolivia when morales tried to get the bolivian courts to allow him to run beyond the constitutionally mandated term limit.
american politicians have been trying to pressure bolivia for years to eradicate their supply of cocoa plants as a way āto stop the flow of cocaineā into the united states. sure jan, okay. whatever you say. not as if you wanna just control it yourself and exploit a less powerful countryās resources in the process? š
thereās really no other reason. the united states is mad that one of the poorest countries in latin america had the gall to stand up to the united statesā drug policies, and not only that, they were successful.
i only bring up cocoa to put this in perspective, how bolivia has successfully stood up to the west when it comes to the refusal to privatize of its own resources or bend to the whims of the west ā but bolivia has many important natural resources that the west needs desperately for their capitalists, including lithium. most of the countryās important natural resources are controlled & owned by the people & the government, and that has made american capitalists really fucking angry for a long time, especially considering how resource-rich bolivia is.
after constant western pressure for nearly 15 years on bolivia and a fucked up election in 2019, the left-wing bolivian president evo morales was exiled to mexico, but civil unrest in bolivia has not stopped. the current president of bolivia, jeanine ƔƱez, is NOT democratically elected ā she tries to say she is but donāt get it twisted. MAS is still very popular there. the right-wing party of bolivia knows that theyāre gonna lose in the coming election and so they are trying everything they can to stop the election from happening in the first place.
tldr; how does elon musk benefit from this? bolivia has one of the largest supplies of lithium in the world, a material that is required to make electric cars.
elon musk supports the american-backed coup in bolivia because the bolivian government told him that it was not going to privatize the countryās natural resources.
STOP SUPPORTING TESLA.
he fucking admitted it on twitter too
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Link to tweet: https://twitter.com/andishehnouraee/status/1284237474831761408?s=21
heās a little confused but heās got the spirit
angsty bonus:
after a long and heartfelt hug he and Iroh had The Talkā¢ gay edition
I can make the text big. Why didn't I know this? Why did I have to find out by accidentally making a post more dramatic than it needed to be? I think I'm getting too old for tumblr.
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Yeah okay, Iām a sucker for this.
Thankfully I live in a state that is taking COVID precautions very seriously, but I still can't believe the amount of customers I see either wearing their mask wrong (with their nose peeking out) or wearing it around their neck with their entire face out! It pisses me off that some people care more about personal comfort than the health and safety of others.
might go into a room of male anime fans and say āsakura could beat goku in a fightā just to feel something
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