Miss Rigor Mortis

Nothing productive ever goes here. hannahcburns.tumblr.com is the one with the work ethic.

[missrigormortis]

An upcoming moment in Chapter 3 that I’ve had in my head for nearly a decade is finally put to paper! It’s probably why most zombie sports are no-contact.

[missrigormortis]

I can’t wait for you guys to meet Maggot. She’s not in the next chapter but I figured she needed some official art to get people hyped for when she shows up.

[missrigormortis]

Hello Tumblr! Wow, I’ve been away for a long time. I’m still drawing though! Right now, I’ve been working on an Alphonse Mucha-inspired piece of the White Rose from Alice in Wonderland! Every month I draw a pinup of an underappreciated cartoon woman for my Patreon; in this case, April showers bring May flowers! The full color version will be Patreon-exclusive but frankly I think the linework looks great too, so I decided to post it publicly.

[carnival-phantasm]

[carnival-phantasm]

For the people asking: I know this looks edited but it really isn’t

[anxietyproblem]

[elasticitymudflap]

karen flirts with the cash register and mr.krabs begs her not to fuck his wife

[laboradorescence]

🍂💐🌷🌸🍁 mr krabs begs karen not to fuck his wife moodboard 🔆🌻🌼🌟💫

[artificial-father]

Karen bisexual icon

[ampervadasz]

[runcibility]

“Hey, that pigeon is pretty clev-oh wait nevermind”

[saturnsocoolioyep]

Some very supportive people in the notes

[jathis]

They’re doing their best

[sergle]

Cardassians (a la Star Trek) are very clearly lizardly and the writers do make a point to give them lizardy standards for temperature and humidity. What this leads me to believe: At regular intervals, Cardassian ships are made to mist the crew, exactly like a produce section in the grocery store.

[garakcore]

OH MY GOD YES

[sistertaxon]

If you vulcan neck pinch data he takes a screenshot

[tess-mercer]

picard: hello sisko excited for your new assignment on deep space nine :)

sisko: no this station fucking sucks and you murdered my wife

picard:

[yellingatmytv-deactivated202209]

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

[translucio]

[marlinspirkhall]

ZANKOKU NA TEN SHI NO TEEZE-

[hapalopus]

This is my favorite genre of Cats comments

[alienpapacy]

trending news

[airframeextender]

underwater temple, underwater monk

underwater rhymes and underwater funk

he sleeps in the sea in an underwater bunk

with mirrors all around him hes an underwater hunk

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

he’s got underwater junk in his underwater trunk

on the basketball court he does a nautical dunk

he’s got a little stash of underwater skunk

underwater temple, underwater monk

[cnsystem]

[thesexydancingcrepe]

Sick rhymes

[thesexydancingcrepe]

HOLY COW! SOMEONE MADE THIS A SONG!!👍✨

[dragontrickster73]

this song slaps harder than anything i’ve heard in the past decade

[whitepeopletwitter]

[amateur]

What’s happening on Twitter? 😂

[ruinedchildhood]

https://twitter.com/smashmouth/status/992478669435060224?s=19

[steampunktallulah]

Love smash mouth

[ryonceagsalud]

What’s going on this year

[ruinedchildhood]

What is happening? 😂

[victorious]

[thefishychicken]

LMAO He just said he does

[ruinedchildhood]

https://twitter.com/TheRock/status/588913900789309440?s=19

[natural--blues]

[imanambulance]

LMAO reblogging again because of 5he sass from dictionary.com 😂😂

[ultracheese]

[awildpaige]

Y'all know when you get wrecked by the damn dictionary you’re a fool

[starsberrisnunicorns]

Never Forget 😂

[usedtobe-a-crazygirlthinking]

The best fucking post on here

[ruinedchildhood]

[trashpandagamer]

IT’S BACK

[boylikeme94]

Thread was missing my fave part.

[meliodas-world]

Thats why The Rock is my hero his savagery knows no bounds

[glumshoe]

I looked into the “I’m a luxury few can afford” sweater, and apparently it’s from a knitting pattern book called Wit Knits from 1986 that included a lot of gems… but best of all was this sweater, which I desperately need to own:

Just LOOK at this incredible grumpy old gay robot sweater. Look at it.

[slightedtrashqueen]

Its Bernie Sanders

[glumshoe]

My god you’re right.

[lloerwyn-deactivated20201104]

I looked up Wit Knits and you’re right, every one of these designs is fucking fantastic:

[lillyoftheally]

im the man with banana on his sweater holding a fuckn pineapple

[scurviesdisneyblog]

The Hunchback of Notre Dame storyboards to movie