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[missunknownuser]

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ok

[fallingprincess]

next week being christmas feels fake but okay

[invaderxan]

“Samantha thinks that the walk-in is soundproof.”

[muffled screaming]

“And we just… haven’t told her that it’s not.”

[bump-into-things]

Hozier did an improvised Q&A on twitter tonight

And lastly, my favourite

You can’t dislike him. He Is We

[movedtojo-ravens-deactivated202]

OP YOU FORGOT THE ONE WITH DOG RATES

[bump-into-things]

Also, equally important:

[childweanedonpoison]

The most hilarious part of italians’ reaction to coronavirus/covid19 has been them stockpiling EVERY SINGLE type of pasta except the PENNE LISCE

which Italians couldn’t bring themselves to buy or eat even during a mass psychosis

[maarigolds]

The moment italians start buying penne lisce will be the moment we know our society has truly collapsed

[jeannettegray]

Listen, if I'm gonna die, my last meal is NOT gonna be fucking penne lisce.

[tchaikovskaya]

x

[dwlostcompanion]

Someone explain please! I want to knowwww

[aphony-cree]

Penne lische is smooth and doesn’t hold sauce the way penne rigate does

The grooves make more sauce adhere to it

[specsthespectraldragon]

wait that picture up there then ACTUALLY is of a smooth tube and not just. a bad picture? smooth penne exists? that's horrifying the ridges are the best part it's like eating a tiny accordion

[actualaster]

And that is why it is an abomination.

Disgusting. Vile. I would die before eating that filth.

[goron-king-darunia]

I have eaten penne lisce. Objectively the worst pasta. If you sneeze too hard in its general direction, any sauce on it will fly off. You can literally cook it in tomato sauce and it will still taste of nothing. Even if you stuff cheese inside it by hand, meticulously, individually, it will fall out. No friction on these fuckers. Bad pasta.

[pg-chan]

I love how this global situation has brought us to the absolute limits of our humanity in all ways. 

[gertruderobinsonscat]

I hope that “between the crematorium and the dildo store” becomes a famous saying for whenever a person has lost in the most pathetic and undignified way possible. Sort of like how we still use the phrase “crossing the Rubicon” two thousand years after the event. 

[nudityandnerdery]

[memewhore]

[tcfkag]

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[whitepeopletwitter]

[davidpincher]

it’s officially september so happy halloween my esteemed bastards

[snaily-deactivated]

i am.. still reeling from this experience :/

[snaily-deactivated]

ah i forgot to post pics of sambam….foolish of me

[thecorefather]

frog chair

[katsukizu]

Okay I- 😭

[frogs]

[angelicguy]

*goes to hot topic and walks out with arms full of regular groceries*

[imaginaryi-blog]

I…you…is that even remotely possible?

[angelicguy]

no, thats why its a joke. thanks

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

maybe if bernie just showed a little more skin

delete

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

I cant stop thinkjing about this it KILLS me

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

never forget the reason bernie lost

[valtsv]

dude, you gotta stop leaving your potions and elixirs in our bathroom! my hair turned into snakes again, and now i'm gonna be late for work!

[valtsv]

well, if somebody would put a LABEL on it -

[thatnoulguyorsomething]

Take me down to Paradise City, where the grass is green and the girls be pretty, didn’t make sense not to live for fun, your brain gets smart but your ass gets dumb ooO I’ve! Become so numb! I can feel you there!

[brawltogethernow]

You’ve exactly captured the way my brain processes songs.

[wholesome90stv]

X-Files Season 6 behind the scenes

[bossymarmalade]

they make the best aliens because little girls are fucking bizarre, nobody else can match that energy

[froginakettle]

In an interview he said that the boys always ended up breaking their costumes bc they would fight each other, but the girls Got. Into. Character. and were amazing creepy little aliens. 

[whitepeopletwitter]