Little Mommy

32 year old switch

[mrsuperecchi]

[sugar-cafe]

https://www.instagram.com/p/CEiNZ-FBCbQ/

[hungwy]

can not pick this burrito up bc its heavy and im scared it’ll bust a fat burrito nut if i lift it so its positioned like a meat obelisk for me to deepthroat

[allimaginedandallconceivable]

Everything about this statement turned me on……

[hungwy]

Would you like to publically role play sex about it?

[okayysophia]

[inositaliban-deactivated2021070]

[ampervadasz]

[mousenemy]

Big fucking boy!!!

[myheartleapt]

The sign that says “no photography please” (???) and the men in uniform suggest that this doggo is some kind of secret Chinese government experiment to cute us all to death with the floof.

[sandersstudies]

I found a document from 1652 that’s just a guy talking about how women are better than men and wow he’s a little confused but he got the spirit.

[sandersstudies]

Literally every man in 1652: If she breathes, she a THOT!

This one random guy: All women are queens!

[sandersstudies]

This idiot who loves women a lot: you see…women are perfect…you can tell because when they fall down…God made it so they usually fall on their back…which hurts less and prevents them from damaging their beautiful faces…wow women are so smart and beautiful

[sandersstudies]

This absolute dumbass who treasures women with his whole soul: you know how sometimes women…are bad? It’s actually just proof that they are way more powerful than men and they could totally kill us if they wanted to but they don’t because they’re just that nice they literally don’t need us for shit

[sandersstudies]

For those wondering, the document is called “The Glory of Women” OR “A Treatise declaring the excellency and preheminence of Women above Men, which is proved both by Scripture, Law, Reason, and Authority, Divine and Humane.”

Yeah. That’s the title.

[corvigae]

This dude absolutely LOST IN THE SAUCE on Respect Women Juice

[michellepsychologist]

😻amazing, pt.1

[winterstar95-deactivated2023110]

Always need good news stories

[growing-up-gay]

Just some positivity, because we could all use some more of this in our lives.

[genderfluid-cutie-pie-deactivat]

REBLOG IF YOU WOULD BE WITH A LITTLE WHO HAS SCARS

[mommy-bun]

I’m getting the feeling of holding my baby boy and just snuggling against him again ahh,,I just wanna baby him☁️💕

[iraffiruse]

[taydrizzey]

There’s a point in a prank where u just say that’s too much

[ocfos]

This isn’t it.

[bayabasss]

hhhhhh sorry to for the inactivity school is an ass

[royalharkinian]

If we’re all going down I'm going the way I lived, making shitty memes in the face of peril.

[that-twink-over-there]

This is a MASTERPIECE

[jheselbraum]

Like. I’m a firm believer that porn online shouldn’t be within kids reach (those “are you 18” checkboxes for life) but. Like. Ok first of all, just ban cp? It’s not hard? Cp is what got you into this mess just ban it. Second of all, you could increase the age of sign-up from 13 to 18. Third of all, you could do what deviantart does and just. Require birthdays at sign-up. If your blog is flagged as nsfw, you can’t interact with minors. You want to follow an nsfw blog? Prove you’re an adult. You’re an adult but don’t want to see nsfw content? Safe search (that actually works).

It’s not hard to make a functioning website, but staff doesn’t seem to want to do that.

[missharleenfquinzel]

This whole NSFW situation is exactly like when America made alcohol illegal in the 1920s to combat rampant alcoholism and it 100% backfired and actually made people drink way MORE and actually made it more accessible. They realized what a mistake they had made and repealed that shit.

[missharleenfquinzel]

Which brings me to my business proposal:

Titty Speakeasies

Knock three times and give the password “I like your shoelaces”

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

[takineko]

Lmao

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

IT GOT FUCKING FLAGGED I’M SCREAMING

[complete-trash-and-despair]

They’re fearing our resistance

[tealfruit]

I’m making bread

[tealfruit]

bread boys

[tealfruit]

my sons!

THEY’RE DELICIOUS

[tealfruit]

frog bread was tagged explicit. reblog the forbidden frog bread for luck and power

[ruptorune]

Please don’t fucking log off tumblr on the 17th as a protest. All that’s going to do is give tumblr more reason to shut this place down because of revenue loss.

[waywardsignns-a]

Please don’t fucking log off tumblr on the 17th as a protest. All that’s going to do is give tumblr more reason to shut this place down because of revenue loss.

[sandersstudies]

This is blatantly untrue

Companies do not experience one day of revenue loss and pull the plug, destroying years of work and firing dozens if not hundreds of employees.

Companies which experience loss in revenue and consumer interest make investments and changes in order to regain their users/customers. That’s why organized protests and boycotts WORK. Tumblr will NOT go down after one bad day or week, but they might be willing to listen to its userbase if we put up an organized protest. (If you don’t believe me, think about how long sites like MySpace and Google+ hang around with fractions of their previous user base, often for years.)

Yahoo paid over one billion dollars for Tumblr, and the website will not go offline because of a one-day event, so in conclusion,

DO log off on December 17th to show Tumblr that you disapprove of its recent content ban and clumsy execution of censorship.

Please reblog this version of the post to stop the spread of misinformation.