folga wooga imoga womp

They said I wouldn't shit on 'em, so I spread the cheeks and hit 'em with an absolute screamer

[igotstuckinthevoidhelp]

[hoofpeet]

(In the cuck chair)(starts booing)

[hoofpeet]

(Wife looks over)(I do a roman emperor thumbs down)(she executes the other guy)

[sleepy-bebby]

If anyone wants to know what a leopard seal sounds like 🦷🩸

[bandydear]

Leopard Seals are what happens when god needs a lizard and all he has is a mammal

[gallusrostromegalus]

I'd recommend turning the sound on. The seal is not screaming. It's not very loud at all, actually, but the noise it's making is Much Worse.

[vexwerewolf]

This is some horror movie shit

[basedandfatpilled-deactivated20]

[were--ralph]

i've had enough of this site i can't keep doing this

[mxtomituck]

This you?

[were--ralph]

i never said that

[altcomics]

Gina Wynbrandt

[deathwarlock]

my enemies call me a bad printer the way I'm always jammin up their paper 100

[rigatonidanza]

Was there a reason you chose not to use the 💯 emoji?

[deathwarlock]

i thought the post could use a touch of homemade love

[malwarewolf-mocs]

[pjackk]

MY NEW WAY TO HAVW FUN🔥🔥

[shoppinghauer]

NEETS/gay men

[dungeonrabbit]

dog eating a hot dog at the mariners game

[the-punforgiven]

[gaybichon]

LMFAO

[sailorsally]

Genuinely judging by everything I have heard about the us states sounds to me like Massachusetts is the us state version of balkans

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[theoneofwhomisblue]

They/them pussy

[ririwithrice]

nonbinary cats >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><<>>

[screampotato]

I was curious about this, not because I was surprised the cat was "neither male nor female" but because I was surprised this is a "first". I mean, intersex cats exist. Any time an apparently male cat is tortie/calico, for example, that's an intersex animal, probably XXY.

Turns out, though, that this kitty is very rare - they have no external genitals, and vets can find no evidence of internal reproductive organs either. So yeah, fair enough, I've literally never heard of an animal being born like that! Isn't nature something?

[help-help-i-need-an-adult]

The face of a creature who fought the gods to be born without the burden of reproduction and won

[theconcealedweapon]

[theconcealedweapon]

Yet again, more proof that capitalism was never about "freedom" or "small government".

[varpusvaras]

I think one of the best and unintentionally funniest worldbuilding aspects in Star Wars is the reasoning of why did Bail and Breha adopt Leia instead of having their own children. Leia is first established as the princess of Alderaan before she is written to be Luke's sister. So now we need to figure out how she got to Alderaan. She was adopted because she needed to be hidden and separated from her brother. Bail was placed there to be one of the only people who knew so there would be a reason why it was them who got her. They specifically wanted a daughter. Why? Because Alderaan is a matriarchal society, so they needed a princess. Why didn't the Queen and her husband have biological children? Because they can't. Why? Because the Queen can't have kids. Why? Because she got injured as a teenager and got her internal organs replaced and her body can't handle a pregnancy. How did she get injured so badly? She fell off of a mountain. How did that happen? She was climbing it. Why was the future Queen climbing a mountain in the first place? Because she needed to go through three challenges in order to inherit the throne and one of them required her to go through something physically impressive. Why? Because before that they just held a Battle Royale for all the heirs and the one left alive got the throne and they at some point figured out that maybe they shouldn't be doing that, actually. Oh, okay.

[theconcealedweapon]

[alarajrogers]

Saved by the actual killer; let's not forget that Luigi Mangione was almost certainly framed and is most likely not The Claims Adjuster. (I love that name. Robin Hoodie was good too, but The Claims Adjuster is perfect.)

I mean. Days after the killing, he is still carrying around the weapon and a handwritten manifesto in his backpack? A 3d printed weapon, which he could have melted down and destroyed, or thrown into the Hudson River, because the thing about 3d printed guns is that unlike standard manufactured guns, it's really hard to identify who printed them? When his bag was searched out of anyone's sight, hours after his arrest? By a notoriously corrupt police district under pressure to make an arrest?

We need to stop accepting reflexively the narrative the NYPD and the media have tried to sell us; it's got way too many holes in it and it runs the risk that an innocent man will spend his life in jail or be executed for a crime he didn't commit. The fact that we would all support him if he did commit it is irrelevant; the state will grind him through the gears of injustice if it can.

[thespyglassofvision]

This 100%. Several students in my ethics class a few weeks ago wanted to discuss "Luigi Mangione killing a healthcare CEO" and were very confused when I said that no, we do not know that he did it. One person even told me they thought he confessed. This narrative that we know he did it, and we now must only consider our thoughts on his actions has become insanely prevalent. Even the professor went along with it without question.