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scullys

#anastasia (1997) actually fucking me up since i was 4 years old

bonus:

supercomplicatedperson-deactiva

This Dimitri is straight out of a Russian novel

senka-mesecine

his character really is more of a prince by sheer default then nearly any actual disney prince out there and you may all fight me on this - he excudes that decent slavic sadness™ centrified all the way

solarpunkopossum

Fleetwood Mac is the moon energy to ABBA’s sun energy.

williamblakesapprentice

Like the amount of sense that this makes and the depth of it are too powerful and cryptic. The fact that this wisdom can exist in such a stable form….it astounds me.

crazyexdaily

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

HEY I JUST GOT HOME AND THE WOMAN IM ENTING MY ROOM FROM ANWERED THE DOOR IN A FULL VELVET CAPE AND SEVED ME WINE AS SOON AS I CAME IN AND SHE’S WACHING THE BLADE MOVIES SO WHEN I SAID THIS HOUSE IS SAFE FROM VAMPIRES I THINK THAT’S THE MOST WRONG IVE EVER BEEN

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

I REALLY did NOT know how to cope I said “I like your cape” (which is true it’s a great cape) and she said “here, have some wine” and I said “I need to study” and she said “not at all” and poured me like 1/3 of the bottle and I said “that’s a LOT of wine” and she said “it really isn’t” and sent me to my room with it.

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

This was really it. This was my breaking point. This is finally what has made me self aware. I finally see now why people think I make stuff up. I get it now. This did it.

saint-river

Netflix had to think before left us such a dramatic open ending.

astromechs

interesting that ellen page gets a bunch of hate for calling out the anti-gay rhetoric and practices of the hillsong church, but people rush to support chris pratt and his weak statement about how the church is “totally open to everyone” because they apparently helped him through his divorce

interesting that chris evans is about two seconds from punching donald trump on twitter everyday and gets praised for it, meanwhile brie larson is similarly political and speaks out about sexual assault and inclusion in hollywood – and gets branded as an “sjw” who’s going to “turn people away” from her upcoming movie

interesting

unlikecharlie

Y'all know why

mendokayalways

It’s sexism folks

gmbencompetence

According to the song Seasons of Love from RENT, there are 525,600 minutes a year.

One line later, there are “525,000 Moments so dear”.

So, doing the math, we can glean that there are 600 moments which aren’t so dear.

And I think I just used one of them by walking in on my boss who forgot to lock the bathroom stall.

therothwoman

this post did not even remotely go in the direction I was expecting it to

8eige

bogleech

For decades, the medical community has ignored mountains of evidence to wage a cruel and futile war on fat people, poisoning public perception and ruining millions of lives. It's time for a new paradigm.

“Diets do not work. Not just paleo or Atkins or Weight Watchers or Goop, but all diets. Since 1959, research has shown that 95 to 98 percent of attempts to lose weight fail and that two-thirds of dieters gain back more than they lost. The reasons are biological and irreversible. “

chrisco90

Fatsplaining at its finest. I don’t give a fuck when someone chooses to not be healthy, but don’t sit there and make bullshit excuses and blame anything other than yourself and your lack of self control. Take responsibility and own up to it, you’re not fooling anyone.

bogleech

I’m sorry other people’s shapes make you so angry that you pretend science is wrong

pope-goodvibes

the link is to huffington post im pretty sure its full of shit lmfao

aridara

Non-Huffington-Post links coming up!

45% of USA adults remain worried about their weight.

For 3-6yo girls, it’s more than 50%.

Between 35% and 75% of medically obese people are metabolically healthy. No high blood pressure, no insulin resistance, no high cholesterol.

Thin people are twice as likely as fat people to get diabetes.

Doctors have shorter appointments with fat people, and check them less. They also show less emotional rapport - often accusing fat patients of being “noncompliant”, “overindulgent”, or “weak willed”.

Migraine-related doctors believe that fat patients “had a worse attitude and were less likely to follow their advice“, compared to thin patients. Yes, this applies when the ONLY difference between fat and thin patients was that the former were fat.

In 2011, 14% of all OB-GYNs in South Florida barred access to all patients above 200 pounds, regardless of any other reason.

Thin doctors are more confident in their recommendations, expect their patients to lose more weight and are more likely to think dieting is easy. This is regardless of knowledge about fatness and weight loss.

Medical students get a minuscule amount of hours of study about fat people.

Fat people don’t get much medical help beyond “lose weight”. And I don’t mean they get prescribed specific diets or exercise regimens - out of 100 patients who ask about diets and weight loss, only 13 got any specific plan for diet or exercise, and only 5 got help arranging a follow-up visit. Even when doctors want fat patients to lose weight, they do a shitty job at it - and then blame the patients.

Looking at high-weight Americans who wanted to lose weight, for every person who received counseling from a dietician, 2 were instead directed towards meal-replacement diets - the kind of diet most likely to fail.

21% of hiring managers believe that a fat woman is automatically unprofessional, and will not hire her. This despite knowing NOTHING about her professionality.

89% of obese adults were bullied by their romantic partners. And this is a problem if you want fat people to lose weight, because fat shaming causes weight GAIN.

The effects of weight bias get worse when they’re layered on top of other types of discrimination. African-American women are more likely to become depressed after internalizing weight stigma than white women.

Hispanic and black teenagers have significantly higher rates of bulimia, compared to white teenagers.

The problem with eating and health is not how much we eat, nor fatness; it’s what we eat. For example, fructose damages insulin sensitivity and liver, while nuts seem to protect against diabetes.

The decisive factor in the care of obese patients is not the diet patients went on, but how much attention and support they received while they were on it. Again: if you want fat people to lose weight, don’t fat shame.

School-based physical activity programs don’t make kids lose weight, but they DO improve athletic ability, encourages them to exercise, and improves their scolastic ability.

lynati

“I’m sorry other people’s shapes make you so angry that you pretend science is wrong”

raddarc

I am so proud to say that my college is so LGBT friendly, that in a survey Res Life put out they forgot to include straight people.

queerautism

This is a fucking power move

mostlysignssomeportents

When teen defies anti-vax parents and gets shots, his mom says it's a "slap in the face"

A teen’s Reddit post went viral when he asked the public how he could get vaccinated. “My parents are kind of stupid and don’t believe in vaccines. Now that I’m 18, where do I go to get vaccinated? Can I get vaccinated at my age?”

The Ohio high school student, Ethan Lindenberger, says he had just gotten his driver’s license and a car, and had some money, and was ready to do defy his parents. “It’s stupid and I’ve had countless arguments over the topic. But, because of their beliefs I’ve never been vaccinated for anything, god knows how I’m still alive.”

A month after his post, he started getting shots, including “hepatitis A, hepatitis B, influenza and HPV,” according to The Huffington Post. His mother reacted by telling undark.org that his actions were like a “slap in the face…It was like him spitting on me.”

Lindenberger has six siblings, and only his oldest sister and brother were vaccinated. After that, his parents thought that “vaccines are some kind of government scheme,” according to Ethan, who spoke out on Good Morning America today.

Seven states now allow minors to petition so that they can make their own decision when it comes to vaccinations. But in the states where kids don’t have a choice, some teens are coming to Ethan for advice. “I definitely have received messages and I’ve had people contact me that are in a similar situation where they want to pursue vaccinations and their parent or authority figure doesn’t believe it’s right,” he told Good Morning America.

https://boingboing.net/2019/02/12/when-teen-defies-anti-vax-pare.html

nevertrustamanwho

I hope more kids start doing this!

cannedviennasnausage

Im on mobile but

lucidnee

if you an adult learn to take sex criticism. Y'all be 26 giving out wack head cause you refused to listen in ya freshmen year of college that you not suppose to bite it like that. You 28 still just sticking dry penis in a dry hole saying “oh..you tight” NOT AROUSED!!!

lucidnee

if someone says ow during sex you stop and ask! Don’t keep going!!

If you finished first that’s fine!!! It’s normal!! But don’t just leave that person hanging!!

You cum in a person after they asked you not too but it was an accident guess who paying $50 for plan b?? YOU!!!

lucidnee

if you looking at this putting genders on it then it’s ya fault lol cause this is the most gender neutral post

chillingsabrinadaily

The object of the game is to checkmate the opponent’s King by placing it under threat of capture which cannot be avoided.

carrotsforferrets-deactivated20

nO StOP IT

i aM DEAD

FUCK OFF OK

undoherdamage

@mynameiseyyyyyy

bunjywunjy

hognoses are fucking ridiculous

cacklebarnacle

ok. i had to look this up, because this seems just too ridiculous. and wiki does not disappoint: “… the hognose snake will often roll onto its back and play dead with its mouth open and tongue lolling, going as far as to emit a foul musk from the cloaca. Emission of cloacal musk is considerably less likely than in many other species. If the snake is rolled upright while in this state, it will often roll over again as if to insist that it is really dead.”

kedreeva

I want to point out this particular one is a baby. It’s still learning how LONG to play dead, that’s why it keeps waking up to check if it worked. It’s doing it’s best ok?

heyumdonttalktome-deactivated20

My mom just told me you’re not a woman until you get blood on nearly every pair of pants you love. I was like, “what if you don’t have periods?” And she said “I didn’t say it had to be your own.”

livingdeadpoetssociety

I thought this was going to be cissexist and I was pleasantly surprised.

meatswitch-deactivated20231107

Permission to get deep for a second?

meatswitch-deactivated20231107

The reason lifting weights helps treat depression is because you don’t just work out your muscles. You also exercise the ability to dispense motivation. Build up your power to motivate yourself, you’ll find yourself doing little things that need to be done. It’s not perfect, and it can be a really slow start, but it really does help.

It’s a lot easier to lift a dumbbell a few times than it is to clean your room, but if you push yourself to lift it you will find it easier to push yourself to organize your stuff or do the dishes.

Also you can punch harder.