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Thank you my dear @zermizo for the nice header image <3

[mistyycowoa]

Hello and welcome to my little corner of the internet, my online journal, or whatever else you'd like to call it! My name is Misty. You are welcome to join this ballpit of silliness!

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The further you go in this post, the more random and important it gets :3

I play Minecraft and cookie run kingdom ( @pastelcrumblesss ) mainly, and I also like Undertale/deltarune ( @pastelliowo ). Other than that, I don't have many fandoms I'm actually in, but I love games with stories! A good example being visual novels in general(but especially romance), which I love.

I'd also consider myself somewhat of an artist ( @mistycookie )! I post most of the art I'm proud of there, both digital and physical. Might have some other creative stuff there too, but only very occasionally. I do not accept commissions, but any art ideas are welcome. Please take a look, I like attention and praise, as most people do :3

I also love receiving asks! Be it an actual question or something silly, I don't mind. Just try to refrain from dming me without interacting publicly first. Spam and donation requests will be instantly blocked. I'm broke, not the right person to ask anyways.

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I am genderfluid/mostly nonbinary. Any pronouns work, but I prefer they/them just about all the time. I am asexual, but I find sex to be a funny idea anyways. I may or may not be aromantic or bi, idk. Uncertain, and it's @zermizo 's fault.

I try to keep things fun, positive and light-hearted! I am unfortunately sometimes not in the best state of mind, and may post vent posts, but all vent posts are under a cut and ignoring them is perfectly fine.

I am a somewhat opinionated person, but I keep it to myself and generally don't like arguing. Especially not with internet strangers.

#hmm for my original posts/non reblogs, #dream for all the wacky dreams I have

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DNI: I literally don't care. You're welcome here as long as you are respectful and don't make me or my friends uncomfortable.

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Random info time!!!!

Tldr for this entire section below

I like cats. Cats are cute. I like animals in general. Plants are also cool. I like plants. They're very interesting. I also like bugs. I think they're silly. Especially spiders.(Tarantulas are literally fluffy!! How could I not love them? Spiders and their little beady eyes and nimble legs spinning intricate webs, they're incredible imo.) I especially like spiders because, well, enemies of my enemies are my friends, and I'm the #1 mosquito hater. As much as I think mosquitos are neat in terms of biology and they kinda quirky, I also personally despise them and wish that they'd stay far FAR away from humanity. Cockroaches are kinda cute too. I have cockroach pictures and videos in my camera roll. And I love pigeons. Pigeons 10/10 adorable birds. I also think slugs and snails are really silly. And slimy. I've picked up countless before. I'm not allowed to have pets but I kept pet slugs for a short while. Remember, if you're going to pick up a slug or a snail, pick them up by the bottom!! Be gentle!! They're very fragile. You can also slide them around by gently pushing them to get them to detach from the surface they're on first, makes it much easier.

I like sweets and pastries! Cake and garlic bread 👍 and food in general makes me happy. Except for most shellfish and lamb, which I dislike because it tastes weird. I've had good shellfish and lamb before, but it's gotta be cooked in a specific way or something. I also don't like beef and pork, but only because usually it's really tough and I have a hard time eating it. I like both the taste and smell of cinnamon. Cinnamon good. Also, I must say, fuck pears and oranges. Idk if this is a quality problem or something, but all pears I've ever eaten has the texture of wet sand so I hate it. As for oranges, I just hate it. The smell, the taste.. get that shit away from me. Ironically, I love lemons. Lemons save so many kinds of food. Especially fish. Lemons with fish in general is pretty good. Also, I like the smell of durians but hate the taste.

I hate the sun. It's too bright and hurts my eyes. Cloudy days are the best days.

I like mythology and metaphors and all that cool stuff, but unfortunately haven't actually jumped into the rabbit hole yet, and likely never will. (Damn you, procrastination!) Same goes for history things. Though I mainly want to learn history for the art and fashion, other aspects of history in general is interesting to me too.

I think all my online friends should gather together and we all build a gigantic pillow fort together. I have a blahaj.

I think @zermizo is cute, silly, attractive, smart and lovable. And would 100% be Tumblr sexyman material if they were fictional. I love them with 130% of my heart. They're also oddly scary in videogames when they lock in. 10/10 they could definitely be the final boss of an fps game.

I like shiny things because shiny shiny shiny shiny shiny shiny. Things like coins, jewelery, smooth pebbles, maybe scrap metal too and whatnot, as long as it makes the light dance, I love it. I collect that kind of thing. I don't wear my jewelery at all, but I sure do have some. By this same logic, I also really really like staring at fire. And unfortunately my phone. Despite all this, I don't like mirrors. It doesn't make the light dance the way I'd enjoy, and I also saw some creature crawl out of the mirror and straight at me when I was little and tired. I got a crow brain, if you will. Similarly, I can also be bribed with food and kindness.

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Wow, that's a lot of random unrelated things❗ I'm sure you don't want to read all that. Here, let me help:

Tldr : I like nature(esp. cats and spiders), I like food but hate oranges, I hate sunlight, I have things I like but never looked into, and I love shiny things.

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Woahh fire,,

I write sometimes. I mean, both was for an assignment but I enjoyed writing it. 100% stitched together by my smooth brain from the actual book/movie I was reading/watching, and its respective wikis.

May I interest you in the shitpostery, my esteemed guest?

I cook once a century. Interested?

Oh. I hit image limit. Unfortunate, truly unfortunate. I guess that's all for this post then, have a good day and remember to drink water.

NOT VIDEO LIMIT THO!! SILLIFICATION BE UPON YE!!!

(this is from a very, very old post of mine.)

[mistyycowoa]

Blinkies. Will add more when I find more 👍

[nitw]

*jumps up and down waving my hands and yelling in a crowd* DISCORD WAS NEVER MEANT TO REPLACE FORUMS AND WIKIS!!! IT'S JUST EMBELLISHED CHATROOMS WITH MULTIPLAYER GAMING FEATURES AND LOOTBOXES AND SHIT!!! PLEASE PUT FAQS AND MESSAGE BOARDS OR AT LEAST A DIRECT EMAIL-BASED SUPPORT SYSTEM ON YOUR WEBSITE!!! 1GB NEOCITIES DOMAIN ZERO DOLLARS

[adacatlovelace]

If you make minecraft modpacks and your "Wiki" link joins a discord group I will curse you with 10 million unfixable world corruption bugs that also repeatedly kicks you square in the ass

[pukicho]

I will be 19 in two weeks, Puki

I'll be half your age

I’m not 38. And 19’s not half of 28. You’re just wrong on all accounts. Every single word out of your mouth, completely wrong. Have a happy birthday.🎈

[pukicho]

Because I’m confident in myself

[parkchanwoohoo]

if u get second job i'll you

YOU'LL ME??

[catasters]

[mistyycowoa]

Omg I do that tooo :D leg tent

[mistyycowoa]

Damn. Having a deeply personal nightmare rooted in actual past experiences and clear cut fears is so much more terrifying than just being chased/hunted by a crowd. Brain please give me back the nightmares of being hunted. It was at least not scary once I woke up. The imagery of the nightmare I had just now is stuck in my head and genuinely scares me

[bombusbombus]

Everyone except me is wrong about The Character

[bombusbombus]

And my beloved mutual who fills a sort of "scheming advisor" role in my opinions about The Character

[segamascott]

[pocket-deer-belly]

you're telling me an egg fried this rice?

"boy" who fried the rice: hey why is boy in quotes like that

[asterosian]

Do y’all know where the phrase “eat the rich” comes from or do you just repeat it cause you heard it elsewhere?

It’s not a bad thing, I just saw someone say “we never said who would eat the rich” and realized a lot of y’all might not have heard the full quote

It’s from Rousseau and it’s “When the people shall have nothing more to eat, they will eat the rich"

And, well, there’s a lot of people with nothing to eat…

[insanitysscribblings]

The poor cried,

"We are starving. There is no more bread, and we have nothing to eat."

The rich man said,

"Not my problem you don't work for your bread,"

as if he did not snatch away the grain by his own greedy hands and create filling bread for his own overflowing mouth.

The poor cried,

"We are dying. There is no more medicine, and we're all ill."

The rich man said,

"Not my problem you don't take care of yourselves,"

as if he did not buy all the medicine and raise prices so high

the gods themselves would not

be able to reach.

The poor people

stopped crying,

and the rich man was satisfied...

Until they came knocking at his door one night;

their faces were sunken,

their flesh decaying,

their eyes sightless.

They were monsters

of the rich man's

own making.

As they devoured his flesh,

the rich man cried,

"Please, spare me!"

The ravenous zombies said,

"Not our fault

you fattened yourself

for slaughter."

[radiofreederry]

[mimic-the-octopus]

holy shit based

[blastovkatamarinecromancy]

We Are All Devin

[pukicho]

I have animalized you. Now, roam free:

[heebyjeeby-doesnt-do-anything]

mgrrrroaaaaaahhg

[pukicho]

Go on, don’t be shy

[weirdmageddon]

i know most people have seen it but i cant emphasize how much this is literally my favorite breath of the wild clip of all time. also i can never fucking find this clip when i need it especially in high definition so here it is

[vonvuuu]

Oh… he went there.

[flowerbleedme]

touches U in a very weird but non sexual way

[flowerbleedme]

[mistyycowoa]

Me when I start studying people like a science project

[destinysquared]

Helloo good morning Democracy, hope your day is going well.

How do you think doctor would react to having free access to a full on lab? With all the chemicals, tools and tech machinery, like a laminar flow biological safety cabinet, autoclave, all the goodies.

Since he's more of a self taught hobbyist surgeon/scientist than someone with full on access to medical equipment and knowledge I wonder how he'd react to getting access to a full arsenal of tech at his disposal lol.

Asking as a biomedicine student who would gladly release him in the lab to mess around with stuff like a kid in a candy store.

DEMOCRACY

WOW

WE FINALLY GOT THERE HOLY SHIT.

Uh.....I think he'd have an orgasm....

[queer-as-city-folk]

Karl Marx's name is unironically really funny when you remember that the German currency was marks, so it'd be like if communism was made by a guy named John Dollar