mcdonalds playplace

mito || any pronouns

[minart-was-taken]

I wonder what Rocky's search history looks like on his thinking machine

[big-girls-forever]

‘engineering projects’

‘engineering disaster’

‘Engineering failure’

‘engineering failure explained’

‘engineering failure explained audio’

‘engineering failure explained audio full explanation with puppet show’

‘engineering failure explained audio full explanation with *visual presentation*’

‘well there’s your problem podcast’

‘how to speed up video’

‘project hail mary schematics’

‘what is Hail Mary’

‘what is football’

‘Communism’

‘what is Christian’

‘what is Christianity’

‘can high g-force cause CTE?’

‘CTE signs’

‘history of trains’

‘Islam’

‘Is Mary Magdalene and Mary same person?’

‘Judaism’

‘biggest train’

‘coolest trains ever’

‘nuclear power’

‘which religions can alien join’

‘nuclear power how does it work’

‘nuclear reactor detailed diagram safe’

‘safest nuclear reactor designs minimum radiation’

‘nuclear meltdown’

‘criticality incident’

‘Nuclear bomb’

‘how many nuclear weapons on Earth’

‘how to stop being afraid of nuclear war’

‘mutually assured destruction’

‘Hiroshima bombing why?’

‘Hiroshima still city’

‘radiation sickness signs’

‘how to improve radiation sickness outcomes’

‘Radiotherapy improves outcomes’

‘Radiation treatment not in humans’

‘chemotherapy’

‘radiation shielding best’

‘solid xenon’

‘solid xenon papers’

‘solid argon’

‘why no solid xenon’

‘woman’

‘man and woman’

‘female male difference’

‘sexual dimorphism’

‘sex hormone’

‘transgender’

‘trans man’

‘trans woman’

‘lgbt’

‘lgbt why’

‘Homophobia why’

‘transphobia’

‘How to tell if friend is gay’

‘how to ask if friend is gay’

‘period’

‘period not punctuation’

‘menustration’

‘puberty’

‘pregnancy’

‘pregnancy hurt women why’

‘human head evolution’

‘whale song compilation’

‘human sleeping pattern’

‘dream’

‘Nightmare’

‘Why do dreams happen’

‘tastiest foods how to’

‘artificial protein synthesis’

‘protein folding’

‘NileRed cooking compilation all’

‘is human head limb’

‘How to win argument with friend’

‘famous philosopher says head is limb’

‘famous scientist proves head is actually fifth limb’

‘head fifth limb spiritual belief’

‘head is arm mouth is hand proof’

‘showing off my fifth limb: the head YouTube’

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Emily Wilson has inadvertently created a fascinating new way to categorize basically any visual media ever made

[witnessings]

happy last day of pride to the gay snails who hug and kiss for hours without mating

[banhmigoddess]

My one boring tip to anyone in their 20s is to resist the temptation to rot in your room every time you get a free moment. Dismiss any neuroses you have about going outside and "being perceived". Be a dictator about it, plan your hangouts like they are binding commitments. No excuses! Go to the bar with your friends. Be kinda hungover at work. Socializing is like exercise; even if you don't feel like you want to, you should still do it because it's good for you.

[azhdarchidae]

caught her in perfect deviantart oc ref sheet pose

[fjordfolk]

a lot of 'don't get a pet unless you can afford xyz' and not enough 'don't get a pet if you can't imagine euthanizing it'

[fjordfolk]

a little while ago i had a conversation with someone on here that suggested livestock have better welfare security than the general pet population, because at least they get euthanized when their health falls below function. which is a very uncomfortable thought, but i can get there.

[fjordfolk]

also idk who needs to hear this but it is. ok. allowed. fair even. to euthanize a pet before it collapses and/or is in acute distress.

[tricksforclicks]

My mantra has always been: Better a week too early than a day too late

[kakyoinryoko]

i think if you showed minecraft or fortnite to a little medieval peasant boy he would probably start writing parodies of church hymns. it’s human nature

[kakyoinryoko]

this has rendered me speechless

[dafunk]

at work we have a bartender named tyler and he collects wine corks so we put them in a little box for him and another bartender makes fun of him cause his t’s look like l’s so she wrote “lyler’s corks” and i saw it this morning and i grabbed a marker and changed the ‘c’ to a ‘g’

and after he left a bartender came up to me and said “aww lyler left his gorks” and i lost it

[lildinospice]

[sweatermuppet]

doctors hate when you have a cursory question about any single chronic illness or pain but they also hate when you have any level of knowledge about anything medical ever. interesting

[nessa007]

[boringkate]

When I was a kid watching tv was idiot coded and nerds read books, but now scrolling shortform videos is considered braindead behavior and watching tv means you're some kinda intellectual. You might think this shifting assessment of media's consumers might make readers into absolute super geniuses, but no. Only perverts read now.

[worldwright]

movie yapper scale (HOME movies we're not being public menaces)

0- NO talking during movie NONE. i will kill you

1- a couple comments but keep it short. no pausing

2- frequently points out little stuff ("ooh cool shirt", "are they stupid")

3- i will pause occasionally to have brief discussions about the movie

4- frequently discussing movie stuff. might talk over dialogue occasionally

5- it's just nonstop. can't enjoy the film if im not engaging with it!!

depends on who im watching with / depends on the movie

not a movie watcher

Voting ended onJul 26

[philcollinsenjoyer]

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

[laterkiss]

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

[laterkiss]

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

[hungwy]

Disney deleting baba Yaga

In recent turn of events Disney has reacted to copyright violations by removing baba Yaga, popularized by the film star wars. Beloved by all, baba Yaga had taken the world by storm. It had trended Twitter’s top tags for many weeks. Yet Disney is deleting baba Yaga. What will become of it? Once beloved by all, recent turn of events has seen Twitter’s once top trender get removed due to copyright. Savor baba Yaga while you can!

[ceferix]

I’m no longer sure we’re talking about the same thing

[hungwy]

Who is bab Yaga?

Who’s baba Yaga?

baba Yaga (not Yaga as a baba, but a baba version of Yaga) which is probably very important. She served the forest, and died due to Disney deleting baba Yaga. We know virtually nothing about the baba Yaga.

We do know that baba Yaga possessed powers. We’ll get to that later.

In the forest, we were on a mission to find our target, only knowing her location and that her is 50 years old. We came across our target only to realize that it’s a baba: the baba Yaga. Most likely baba Yaga is rare and special, since we kills in order to save her.

If baba Yaga is strong, then she could maybe that’s why the Disney scientist is so interested in destroying baba Yaga (does he want to experiment on her?). We must! Keep! baba Yaga! Safe!

You know this.

[jewfrogs]

falling asleep during the day: slipping away on a clouds so easy

falling asleep at night: I heard an ant gasp downstairs