do they collide

my name is Julian and this is a blog where I post things I think about. It is orange. I enjoy things including bowling and long walks down oregon street to the bowling alley. my coool face

[poorlydrawncomic]

Eric, Who Forgot What Puppies Are

[mixolydianman]

@ekjb

[memewhore]

[catasters]

[tyler44441]

Phantom of the Opurrah

[setheverman]

do you enjoy me and/or animals? follow me on snapchat: SethEverman

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[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[zombbeans]

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

[strangenewclassrooms]

I don’t believe in these things

But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job

But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.

Roger is cute.

[striveforgreatnessss]

lets see if this works

[hella-marshmella]

Edit: Holy shit it worked.

I had a problem with tuition from a spring class that they originally told me they’d pay for, and I couldn’t pay for my summer class until it was taken care of

they just called and told me that they were working on a waiver for it and they’d hold my summer class even if it was past due by the time they got it sorted out. That saves me $155 in paying tuition. Thanks Roger.

[teachmevalerie]

Worth a shot, let’s see what you’ve got, Roger!

[christina-in-arkansas]

Go, Roger, go!

[strangenewclassrooms]

Well, I’m back on the job market again. So come on Roger, do your thang!

[positivelypersistentteach]

Maybe someone will give me a random $100 or a bag of bagels.

[notseriousenough]

In it for the bag of bagels.

[razzlebrazzle]

Bag of Bagels or bust.

[lushbarb]

doesn’t work why am I doing this

[m-oonlite-deactivated20200309]

xoxo

[mixolydianman]

Lol

why

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[jaxblade]

ehh what the hell

[jaxblade]

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

[jaxblade]

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

[que-pasadena]

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

[perlexnoire-deactivated20150716]

Oh? Well… *reblag*

[zer0will2live]

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

[qslay]

I have nothing to lose

[stoicdaydreamer]

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

[astripperstory]

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

[brownsugarempress]

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

[thecrybabbles-deactivated201605]

Money dog is my friend

[mixolydianman]

I was tagged by pure-angst name: Jdogz
nickname(s): Julian, Jules birthday: June 66
star sign: Cancer
gender: male
height: 5'8
sexual orientation: idk lol ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 
favorite color(s): maroon n orange
average hours of sleep: 7-10 depending on he day lol
last thing i googled: “double stitch armada"
words that come to my mind right now: poop
number of blankets i sleep with: uno favorite famous ppl: hungrybox
last movie i saw in theaters: 
dream trip: lol idk somewhere cool like Japan
dream job: touring videographer for bands (lol same) or in a big band / famous radio dude 
tag 10 people to get to know

[mixolydianman]

It was a 26 night stand

Embarrassed but I understand

[king-joaquin]

[recklesscloudz-deactivated20230]

Reblog and you’ll find money soon!

[nudiemuse]

Yes.

Also weird I reblobbed the other money one last night and a freelance check I invoiced for a month ago came in.

[timaeustestifieds]

reblobbed

[justthefangirl]

seriously have nothing to lose

[sherlysthougths]

Did it once might as well let it stack. At least I’m not buying loto tickets

[imsuchacapricorn]

You guys, I reblogged this 2 days ago out of desperation. Today I was looking through my old wallet for coins to go to the vending machine because that’s all I can fucking afford. I haven’t touched this thing since July/ August. When I found a disappointing 15 cents in the coin pocket I went to the billfold to see if any coins were in there. That’s when I saw them. 5 crisp bills amounting to $22. I literally screamed and danced around my room out of joy before remembering that I’d reblogged this post.

Tl;dr - This post is fucking magical and actually worked for me.

[sxvsxde-blog]

I’m broke as fuck. Money gods pls send me like 100k.

[muscovado-sugar]

I never reblog these, let’s give it a shot. BIG MONEY, BIG MONEY

[niuniente]

I reblogged this last week and withing an hour I got a client after a month of silence! Literally gave me money to eat for the rest of the month.

[doveclove]

Crazy enough but my mom randomly gave me 200 dollars after I reblogged one of these the other day…

[districtdollface-deactivated201]

Amen

[deenadolly-deactivated20150921]

Reblobbed.

[schneedustco-hro-blog]

We’re broke as hell. We might as well.

[empresspinto]

hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

also that your lunch tastes good, you find twenty dollars on the ground, and that thing coming up that you were dreading turns out not so bad

[loren-vance]

Passing this good karma

[pocketsofroses]

I reblogged this 3 days ago and my skin got clear and I got a message from a guy who refers to me as queen yesterday. Good karma vibes all around.

[just-shower-thoughts]

I was dead for 13 billion years before I was born, and that wasn’t so bad.

[mixolydianman]

this is the worst text post I’ve ever read

[mexicofifa-deactivated20141019]

mixolydianman thanks!

[mixolydianman]

Oh I didn't see that! I get caught up in pedantics you know, I'm sure there were plenty of racist disgusting articles written about him but at least his obituary paints him correct.

[mexicofifa-deactivated20141019]

It’s so infuriating how Michael Brown, a seventeen year old boy who was brutally murdered, gets “he was no angel” in his fucking obituary but joan rivers who literally wished an entire group of people death gets a week of mourning and footage of her working at soup kitchens a billion years ago

[mixolydianman]

I totally agree 100% that this is fucked up but

This is the official obituary

I don't think embellishment of facts is needed at all in this situation, as Joan Rivers was clearly a terrible person and Michael Brown did absolutely nothing to deserve his death. I don't understand why people make things up to make stories sound better, or more of an injustice, especially in this kind of situation. (If there's another obituary that is disrespectful I apologize, it just bugs me when people believe things without a source)

[officialcyndilauper-deactivated]

Without Lou Reed, we wouldn’t have punk rock. We wouldn’t have The Sex Pistols, Black Flag, The Clash, Television, Dead Kennedys, or Devo. Without punk rock, we wouldn’t have post-punk. We wouldn’t have Joy Division, The Cure, The Smiths, This Heat, Talking Heads, Wire, Gang of Four, Nick Cave, The Feelies, or Swans. Without post-punk, we wouldn’t have alternative rock as it is today. We wouldn’t have Pixies, Radiohead, Nirvana, Pavement, R.E.M, The Replacements, Nine Inch Nails, Cocteau Twins, or Weezer. Without alternative rock, you wouldn’t have most indie rock as it is today. You wouldn’t have Modest Mouse, Built to Spill, Pavement, The Strokes, Yo La Tengo, The Dismemberment Plan, Arctic Monkeys, Interpol, Deerhunter, or TV on the Radio. Without Lou Reed, we wouldn’t have noise rock. We wouldn’t have Sonic Youth, Big Black, The Jesus Lizard, The Jesus and Mary Chain, Fugazi, Boris, or Dinosaur Jr. Without noise rock, we wouldn’t have shoegaze. We wouldn’t have My Bloody Valentine, Ride, Slowdive, Galaxie 500, Flying Saucer Attack, or Have a Nice Life. This is the legacy Lou left behind.

Anon on /mu/ (via cold-chillincold-chillin)

i never thought a post from /mu/ would make it to tumblr but here we are

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[owenfbhistory]

Why are you on our kitchen floor?

[spooky-girl]

Audrey how did you get on the floor? Are you okay?

[tummy-aches]

audrey I’m so worried about you, do you need help up?

[riotghoul-deactivated20141116]

Hey Audrey, noticed you’re on the floor. Is there anything I can do?

[owenfbhistory]

Hey guys, I noticed you were beating a dead horse, need anything? 

[mixolydianman]

owen kills fun 2013

[kushlessinseattle-deactivated20]

im going to need all of you to watch this video emma found today

[mixolydianman]

CAN U NOT