miyriu

|| same name on ao3 || || Jayvik (Arcane), Merlin (Merthur), ST (Steddie), Suits (Marvey) || || he/him || not a minor || || may reblog 18+ stuff (not often) ||

[desk-drawerr]

By popular demand: He eat a Wawamelon

[parcai]

my hot take of the day is that ilya actually runs a tighter ship than shane, not like as captain or anything i mean in the household.

1) afraid of being lazy 2) military son 3) slavic. shane has certain preferences for things sensory wise which is why he is neat abt his stuff, ilya will kill himself & everyone in the room there's a Difference. iykyk

[yuriartillery]

nice mechanical watches are wasted on wealthy men. a billionaire who will wear it once every four years and leave it in a case the rest of the time doesnt deserve a marvel of engineering like that. *i* deserve a watch like that because i get sexually aroused by clockwork

[embers-braincells]

jokes on you, i have a mechanical watch with transparent windows, which means i can see it ticking, and it (the watch) is just as sexy as you think

[yuriartillery]

you really are out of your league here on all counts. look up the vianney halter deep space resonance and understand my suffering

[embers-braincells]

oh dear god you are right, i need that watch carnally

[sentient-tent]

For anyone who needed to see her in motion.

[anx1ous-op0ssum]

We have to get normal porn back on this hellsite

[ruffboi-mags]

no no, i want to see more of this

[gaynehollander]

I think Ilya's ultimate fantasy is being able to swap all the blood in his body for Shane's blood and vice versa. He wants to know that his own blood is pumping through Shane's veins, circulating through his heart, keeping him going. He wants to be the reason Shane Hollander is alive. And he wants to carry Shane with him wherever he goes, wants him in his veins, so enmeshed with Ilya's biology that they cannot be separated.

[smokingrozanov]

Remembering that Shane likes to wear tiny little athletic shorts with his giant thighs & his slutty white socks. I smell burnt toast btw

[gonnabeokaykid]

aksfh j you cannot just leave this is the tags. the scream i just scrumpt

[carnalgarnish]

[hadesisqueer]

Two World Cup finalists from opposing teams in this fucking picture, this sport isn't real

[hadesisqueer]

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

[joyflameball]

[macarenacult]

My personal headcanon is that when hollanov’s oldest is in preschool they get a call from the teacher because the kid keeps on calling everyone an asshole, and when told to not say it because it’s a very mean word, they say that it’s a nice word, and when asked why they think that they say it’s because “daddy calls papa an asshole all the time and papa always smiles after!” Shane and Ilya get really embarrassed and apologize and proceed spend the next half hour trying to figure out how to explain the concept of pet names/terms of endearment to a four year old.

[lookatthe-stars13]

imagine luca changes his skates’ default laces (either an event night or for the fun of it during practice) and when someone in the locker room compliments him (“I like your shoelaces”) he responds with “thanks I stole them from the president”

ilya and wyatt instantly clock him but everyone else is confused and asks luca which president/how did he even steal the laces/why would the president have themed hockey laces

bonus (at night, in bed):

troy: *shifts to face harris as if he forgot to tell him something important* hey did you know haas stole a president’s shoelaces once? but he ran out before we could get the details out of him

harris: don’t worry about it troy *yawns* i’m sure he was just too flustered to come up with anything else, now let’s go to sleep we have an early day tomorrow

harris internally: which one of my mutuals on hockey tumblr is he and how do i handle this in terms of my job

[its-timego]

Imagine the surreal insanity of being Irina Petrova and just hanging out having a hobby that you're very intense about and then you notice something weird and then all at once your name is one of the most uttered in history, by total accident. In the movie universe they describe her as a "radio telescope enthusiast" she does not even do this professionally. And suddenly everything is Petrova line, Petrova frequency, Petrova wavelength, Petrovascope, Petrova Task Force, Petrova problem. And you're like man. I have a day job.

[kosmogrl]

we got august this week

[katesgottareadthebooks]

Shane and Ilya are those people who watch the Olympics especially the summer Olympics and think they would be good at every sport. So in 2024 Harris makes them do a YouTube series trying out different summer sports (the one least likely to injure the teams star players, no way they are getting on a horse) expecting it be funny to see professional athletes struggle at a sport. Only it doesn’t work out that way. Every single sport Harris has Ilya and Shane try they are surprisingly good at. Not like they could switch right now and compete at the top, but a definite feel that if only they had played that sport when they were young then they could be at the Olympics. Harris posts the videos anyway, because it’s summer so it’s nice to have some Hollanov content. The internet loves it and there are tons requests for the rest of the Centaurs to try the same sports.

[ivviannaa]

mycentaurs are NOT groaning at hollanov's pda or telling them to get a room or feeling even a morsel of discomfort when they kiss in the locker room. they are enablers and romantics. one of the first things we see when troy comes out and says he's dating harris is bood telling him to give harris a good luck kiss, and i wholeheartedly believe they're all the same way with shane and ilya. they're at a barbecue and it's why do you need another chair?? just sit on his lap you're married?? if they aren't bickering at practice, everyone turns into amateur marriage counselors and forces them to kiss and make up. the rookies call them their mom and dad (with bood as a third parent and being daddy, of course). they could start describing their sex life in detail and at least 3/4 of the room would be nodding their head and asking follow up questions. that locker room is shameless and supportive

[mutinsfromthemoon]

after a year living in ottawa, ilya is finally getting comfortable around yuna and david, even going to their house to nap often — sometimes he misses shane too much and napping in his childhood bed eases that hole in his heart that only shane can fill, and of course he absolutely adores all of shane’s childhood pictures. so one of those times when he’s missing shane especially bad, he drives over to shane’s parent’s house after practice to have a meal with them and nap in shane’s old room. yuna and david love welcoming him, they treat him like a second son and get emotional sometimes seeing how comfortable he’s become around them. so they have lunch together and ilya tries to solve some puzzle with david and watches a hockey game with yuna and they just talk about it the whole time and then ilya says he’s gonna take a short nap and they both go “of course, dear” and “of course, son” so ilya goes up to shane’s room and drifts off quickly. when he wakes up he’s face to face with shane, who opens a bright smile and says softly “hi my love” and ilya is still sleepy goes “hmm im still dreaming” and shane chuckles and goes “no i’m sure you’re awake now” and ilya says “hmm no if you’re here then i’m definitely still dreaming” and shane smirks and leans above him and kisses his forehead and goes “you sure?” and ilya says “hmm i think i need more of these all around my face so i’m sure i’m awake” and shane lets out a warm laugh but he does exactly what ilya asked, kissing all over his face while ilya melts into it, still half asleep and feeling very loved

[hudconuinely]

The first time Ilya fucks Shane so hard he has trouble walking the next day - like legitimately hobbling around the cottage - yes, there’s a bit of pride and possessiveness, but he also worries he went too far. Shane had kept begging for more, more, until Ilya was certain the bed was going to break but now he sees Shane wincing and he worries. So he asks Shane - was it too much, should they have stopped, should they go slower next time? and Shane’s immediately horrified like please don’t threaten to take this away from me omg there’s only a few weeks left of the summer.

(He does however agree to rest on the couch and let Ilya putter around taking care of him which, yes, includes multiple couch blowjobs)

[argillaforma]

a scene that really gets me is in episode 6 is where they’re all sat at the table and yuna says “oh but that’s sad” when they tell her they’re gonna keep their relationship secret until they retire and shane responds “yeah we know” like that just sums up the queer experience.

a lot of the queer experience is people being like “wait it’s actually crazy you have to deal with that” and queer people just going 🤷‍♂️ because it’s always been like that. it’s sad but it’s not shocking to shane and ilya that they have to hide because there is no other option. it’s acceptance by defeat because it feels like there is no alternative

“yeah we know” because we have been living in that reality for the last almost 10 years. we know

[katesgottareadthebooks]

Those poor people who work with David. For years they have had to hear about the Canadian treasure that is Shane Hollander. “Yes I’m taking two weeks off in June. My son is in the Stanley cup finals”

“Yes, that is my son on that billboard, he’s got a new sponsorship”

“Yes, my son has started a new charity and is running hockey camps”

I know at least one of them was hoping they get a terrible in-law, but no it’s Ilya Rozanov. So now its

“Yes, my son and his husband were over for dinner, they wanted to talk to my wife about expanding their charity. You know the one they founded together”

“Yes, I’m taking two weeks off in June. My son and his husband are in the Stanley cup finals. Yes, again.”

“Yes, we’re so happy that NHL players are going back to the Olympics. We’re hoping both of our boys get to go.”

I think David pushes off retirement just so he can keep bragging.