Guts

my name is chase and my gender is deeply unsettling (trans he/him)

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

[dopenmind]

Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears.

[idiotlibra]

this is my favorite video on the internet

[hashtagloveloses]

mental health tip: save this video. watch it when you’re sad. it’s the best goddamn thing on the internet

[fireballat5thlevel-deactivated2]

guys if tumblr isnt on the app store in 10 minutes it means we can leave early

[carrionbeast]

Halloween is almost over. You know what that means!

MOTHER

FUCKIN

HANUKKAH 

SEASON

YEAH!

[phycorb]

To all my Jewish followers: Happy Hanukkah!!

[theansweris-a]

Okay but

This is actually something I haven’t seen before, someone so excited about Hanukkah

It’s great to see!!

[dopeluminarydreamer-blog]

Great Hanukkah to my Jewish followers and mutuals

[biselfesteem]

i love “die mad about it” as a response bc what other choice do they have!!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*me @ the demon under my bed* scoot over i wanna cuddle 

[meowing-velociraptor]

*me @ the shadows in the corner* come. I require hugs.

[lone-standing-tuft]

*me @ the monster in the closet*

Time for a bedtime story

[toopaste]

*me @ the ghost that lives in my attic* im comin up there bitch and we’re gonna watch movies and discuss them

[damn-shawty]

*me @ the spooper that chills in my basement* bruh lets replay every goddamn zelda we have non-stop

[adorkablecatnamedkyoko-deactiva]

*me @ the spooky that sits outside my window* do you wanna come in and have tea, it must be cold out there.

[kangaroo-r00]

*me @ the banshee shrieking in the woods* hey can i yell with you ive had a bad day

[britishdaydreaminggirl]

*me @ Bloody Mary at 3am in the bathroom* Girls night! Girls night!

[the-witch-named-mavis]

*me @ the vampire outside my window* come In, I’m lonely

[fire-incarnate]

*me @ the creature chanting ominously in the corner* hey man you want the last of these cookies I made

[lunafoxdoll]

*me @ the poltergeist on my roof* yo, you wanna see my new poecelain doll?

[atsuyanobuakijuntaeohwindrunner]

*me @ the werewolf looking through my window* You’ve been a good boy, do you wanna come in for cuddles n belly rubs?

[ithelpstodream]

the kids are alright.

[smartassjen]

This is kinda perfect.

[glowingangel]

if anyone ever tries to tell u that racism/sexism/ableism/etc. are “natural” just show them this video

[realityrainfall]

Those two that just could not come up with any differences! They were like “we both got glasses, both got these red sweaters, maybe we’re different heigh- nope we’re the same height… well shit we’re perfectly the same!”

[riotlion]

Those kids were perfect

[rae-redacted]

Whenever I see this video I’m always struck that the kids are so quick to say what their friends are GOOD AT or what their friends enjoy. They’re so quick to build each other up!

[madzither]

I’ll ALWAYS reblog this. It’s lovely and important.

[yourinflatablefriend]

<3 lovely……hate is taught not natural to us x

[nest-deactivated20181209]

the ratemyprofessor for one of my college’s philosophy profs

[jumex]

at 10:30 am

[karnalesbian]

sounds about right for a philosophy professor

[wewontbe]

this is how you unlock his side quest

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*cusses you out in cuneiform*

[gaudfish-naudsm]

Excuse me what did you say you punk

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[funky-art-cactus]

It says bitch, doesn’t it?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

yeah

[violaslayvis]

‪This will be our new lives if capitalism continues to exist‬

[robogenko]

Just so you all know, the fire was likely caused by a private electric company, that essentially has a monopoly here, and could have been prevented if they shut off power in that area for only a few hours.

They chose not to because they wanted to maximize profit potential. This was more important to them than the entire town of Paradise.

No Corporation is your friend. No Corporation will ever care about the good of others unless it is profitable to do so.

[squeakitties]

[snoodle-soup-deactivated2024081]

What’s BOFA

[squeakitties]

him, apparently

[snoodle-soup-deactivated2024081]

I understand, thank you : )!!

[funnypicsdept]

[honeybrees]

i go down this and break my legs landing in the shitty little pool with the acceleration from that twenty foot straight section and the people audience clap their fuckin asses off

[tentacleteapot]

our father, who art in the

[make--it--gayer]

[todaysbird]

theres this statue in singapore that was created by fernando botero and its just this giant fat bird and i think he should officially be added to the ‘wonders of the world’

[antifa-hulk]

This is the Absolute Unit other Units report to

[c-ssandras-archive]

Yall think the gods take classics classes for fun

[c-ssandras-archive]

Professor: whys your drawing look like that lol artemis would be paler

Apollo, twin sister to Artemis, has seen her at least once a week for 4,000 years:

[remadeheartachemotel]

professor: ares is the god of war and is evil.

ares:

[cute-and-awkward-awkute]

Professor: Artemis was a virgin and she never married anyone

Artemis, a known lesbian who went down on her wife just that morning:

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

can’t wait for the final boss battle of duolingo when you fight the 50 foot owl armed with nothing but your wits, a sword, and your shaky grasp of verb conjugations

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

oh my god… duel lingo

[sa2ha]

heart shaped prescription glasses

[catchymemes]

Slightly uncomfortable dump

[ayusaurus]

OP I think we need to have a talk about your definition of “slightly uncomfortable” because my levels of rage skyrocketed faster than it took Thanos to snap his fingers

[totallynotfabianschwartz]

The truest cursed post