(with thanks to @martypantone)
it's the year 17776. a lacrosse goal has now been scored from every point on the ice. pittsburgh penguins continue to pay sidney crosby 8.7 million dollars a year despite inflation and the end of fiat currency. the 307th petition to refreeze antartica so a game of ice hockey can be played there has just gone live. wayne gretzky announces his 999th unretirement. your leafs friend swears this is finally going to be the year a canadian team wins a cup.














