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this blog basically exists so my non-tumblr friends can get all the best posts w/o the pain of starting a tumblr <3 Moa – she/they – 25 yrs

[whitealbum]

when you see the words girlhood girlie pop girl’s girl female experience and you immediately know you’re about to see something so completely unrelatable that it makes you feel like you’re on a different planet

[itsc]

ai can’t deliver a painting to you with cat hair stuck in the paint strokes. but i can. and i will, every time. you don’t even have to ask.

[mint-swirl]

they teach you the golden rule, treat others how you want to be treated, but in a pinch you can apply the silver rule (be kinda selfish because you’ve earned it) or even the bronze rule (manipulate others purely for your benefit).

[merelymaple]

There's also the stone rule: Just start hitting people.

[mint-swirl]

that’s right

[luckykittycolor]

[obfuscobble]

GET WRAPPED UP, KITTY! GET LOVED AND CHERISHED!

[cornistasiathecoblinking]

The eyes slowly closing as sleep takes them makes it

[hollowtones]

you probably thought today was a normal Monday. nooooope. strong as fuck ice mummy again, sorry.

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

The Yugioh world championships are in France this year and apparently Macron appeared on the official live stream to wish the players good luck which is insane in and of itself but it also resulted in one of the craziest unedited pictures of a politician in history:

[thedman0310]

[ghost--bot]

[beardedmrbean]

[depsidase]

[hungry-skeleton]

Amazing wplace sighting

[cryptotheism]

The term "book of the dead" doesnt really give you perspective to how big a lot of Egyptian funerary texts are.

Imhoteps book of the Dead is 64 feet long.

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Okay, but a lot of books would be that long if you laid the pages out

[nsomniacsdream]

the average printed page is 6 inches wide. so if a book is 128 pages, its 64 ft long. I dont think I own a book with fewer than 128 pages.

[cryptotheism]

It's honestly not that impressive at all. Fuck Imhotep and his pathetic short book.

[amygdalae]

I have plenty of new agey hippy ish friends and the thing is they're always very warm and open with their emotions and tend to pretty introspective and understanding but also well. I generally ignore their medical advice

[amygdalae]

yeah theyll do that sometimes

[staaaaarberry]

So theres this girl...and her ex....and her reincarnation.... that I can't stop thinking about

[aggressionbread]

just letting everyone know this post has been cooking for 7 years and it'll finally post in 2028

its so old that when i click edit the corners of the boxes are still sharp

[flairina]

[mlobsters]

the matrix: revisited (2001)

The masculine side of Morpheus is really evident in the Matrix and his feminine side is evident in the Neb.

[sourcreammachine]

hey why are we interviewing fishburne lying down on a garage floor

[lost-but-with-coffee]

“attention if you are the super creek cosplayer who played goo goo babies with me in the restroom stall please return my carrot flavored vape It’s the only one I have.”

[contemptible-scoundrel]

"my son is fine" your son is coarse as fuckk grainy rough abrasive U can rub him against something real fast to sand down sharp edges