01/20/1998

I’m 28 like incorrect quotes and theories

[celinethefeline]

[red-garden]

MAGA boomers SHOCKED by 20y/o commie speaking fluent hog

[red-garden]

Hog 201 for anyone interested in trying this:

Bodily autonomy (like abortion, anti draft, etc) -> “The government shouldn’t be able to force anything on my body I don’t want.”

Anti surveillance -> “I don’t trust big government/big tech (big brother if you’re feeling frisky) with the ability to spy on me and my family.”

Immigration -> “Next to all of us immigrated at some point, I don’t see why the elites get to decide who’s allowed to be where. What’s to stop them coming for me?”

Climate Change -> “Big oil shouldn’t get to determine whether or not I get to go places. I don’t want to be dependent on some big business to survive.”

State Violence -> “I don’t want the goddamn secret police breathing down my neck! I trust my community a whole hell of a lot more to help me than I do the state!”

The vast majority of conservatives think of themselves as underdogs being repressed by the government/the elite, and they value personal freedom (specifically their personal freedom, they don’t care about other people). The will almost always agree with leftist points if you can find a way to blame the problem on their vague enemies (useful, since rich people are the root of most problems), and tie it back to their ability to say fuck everyone else. NEVER appeal to science, theory, logic, or human goodness. Make it seem as if you are a paranoid lunatic who trusts no one. They love it.

[kosmogrl]

[ladythatsmyskull]

[nitpickspot]

So, what you're saying is, under no circumstances should we be reposting the above image as much as humanly possible?

[aqueerkettleofish]

Well, we should certainly make sure that everyone knows about this image, or how will they know not to post it? It's not like "That image of Musk looking like a Nazi" would narrow it down.

[mocahbutterfly]

Thought I would add a gif I had saved on my phone for a while.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

gentle reminder that if u feel hungry soon after eating, it might be bc you’re eating mostly carbs without adding enough protein. try eating a handful of nuts or smthing alongside your next meal.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

and you don’t have to change the recipe or anything! you can eat what you were going to, just add some cheese cubes or a handful of nuts or salami slices on the side. u don’t have to change your meals, just add a little extra protein

[kreature-ofthenight]

thats nice but what do I need to do If I wake up around 3 am every other night with an unquenchable hunger for flesh even tho I ate normal balanced meals trough the day?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

spoonful of peanut butter

[trustworthymedicaladvice]

another way to manage the undying hunger for flesh is to eat 15-20 live crickets. their souls are weaker than most other animals that size but they are easy to get a hold of and have the best flavor

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this checks out!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

a few people have commented that sometimes heartburn gets mistaken for hunger. I’d never heard that before. If you regularly feel hungry after eating certain types of foods (and adding protein/fat doesn’t help) maybe try chewing an antacid. the digestive tract is dark sorcery basically. an ancient worm coiled in your body whose impish mischief u must appease

[red-room-studi0]

NEW SCAM ALERT!!!

If you get mentioned under ANY blog that says they're Tumblr staff. DON'T FALL FOR IT!!!!!!

Reblogging this would help spread awareness to prevent ppl from getting their accounts hacked and such.

[teathattast]

[tokensleeper]

I know i literally just posted art of Levi and my mc, but this deserves its own post.

[mocahbutterfly]

Item: Your ID Rarity: ⏶ Common

Do you have a username you always use in games?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

Hi April fools tumblr account

[one-time-i-dreamt]

they made it illegal to close your eyes when an ad played

[mocahbutterfly]

This reminds me of that Futurama episode where it’s revealed that companies project ads into people’s dreams, and everyone except Fri just sees this as normal.

[solsticelosthermind]

I know this is a deeply American thing to say but I am begging everyone to stay the fuck away from military recruiters. Especially high school kids. You are going to be seeing an unholy amount of them in schools or around schools or literally anywhere kids are known to congregate. THIS INCLUDES ALL FORMS OF ROTC. Stay the fuck away from military recruiters. As someone who’s familiar with entirely too many branches through entirely too many friends and family, including my partner, recruiters are authorized to say literally any fucking thing they think will make you sign on that line. They cannot and will not deliver on those promises. They need bodies for the war they’re pretending is only now starting up again. That’s all you are. A body. Stay the FUCK away from the military.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

RECRUITERS LIE

[pragnificent]

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

[thingsamylikes]

I reblogged her late last year and my 2024 has been very satisfying work-wise and (secure enough to not stress out) money-wise so far. Money Snake is wise and good.

[accio--wine]

This trend of turning sexist, lgbtphobic, misogynistic etc pictures into beautiful and positive ART is adding years to my life.

Credits:  

@/nomsikka on Instagram

@/gigis_labs on instagram

@/snakeyeol on twitter

@/BiWayV on twitter   

@/alicetrijjet on twitter

[daysleftofsecondterm]

Remember the “not like other [insert here]’s” meme is meant to divide us

[cate7solace]

THIS

this is beautiful.

[mocahbutterfly]

If you’re ever on Reddit, there’s a subreddit called r/gatekeepingyuri that’s filled with this kind of stuff. You can also post requests there, if you’re not good at drawing yourself.

[mocahbutterfly]

I just opened tumblr, and it started playing music. Is anyone else experiencing this, or just me?

[mocahbutterfly]

Mystery solved. My grandmother was watching something on the tv, and the Roku app on my phone glitched, causing the audio from the tv to play on my phone

[mocahbutterfly]

I just opened tumblr, and it started playing music. Is anyone else experiencing this, or just me?

[bartfargo]

[senhor-do-escuro]

Not gonna lie, saying cis women are better allies than trans men is kind of crazy considering a CIS WOMAN is using all her money and fame to turn your lives into hell.

[senhor-do-escuro]

Rowling and TERFs won't love you all for throwing your fellow trans people under the bus. You will receive no praise from them.

[mocahbutterfly]

Not gonna lie. Learning about the transphobic shit Rowling has done in recent years has made me glad that I’ve never gotten into Harry Potter.