Mochikoenda

[evergreen-femme]

had to share this

[wizardshark]

In every way this is set up to be a joke like any other short video, it even uses the trope of main character in a wig to represent their mom, but it isn't funny at all. It's just sweet and nice

[condorart]

Let’s be judgy with mama

[c-53]

I have a bisexual guppy and its funny as hell to watch because it seems like he’s only bi out of desperation. Like all of the female guppies are unimpressed by him, and dont accept his mating displays, and every time he fails, he goes over to a SPECIFIC male guppy (the prettiest male guppy in the tank) like PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE and that male guppy always lets him????

[domnika-deactivated20250923]

i would read that fanfic ngl

[c-53]

About my fish??

[graceful-not]

HELP?????

[everyfandom-girl]

YEAH THIS IS SCIENTIFICALLY RECORDED

WOMEN LOVE GAYBOY

[tea-and-hockey]

FUJOSHI FISH????

[condorart]

Let’s be sleepy with mama

[dcxdpdabbles]

Danny: I have to tighten my belt and watch my spending.

Tucker: I just saw you drop $200 on a live stream of enamel pins.

Danny: They were rare items, with limited time buy!

Tucker: Uh-huh.

Danny: *Sigh* I'm sorry that I'm weak to tiny shiny things. It's the Phantom part of my brain.

Tucker: You can't use Phantom as an excuse everytime.

Danny: But he craves shiny items with little value outside of sentimental joy!

Tucker: What?

Danny: He collects pins from his favorite series cause it makes him happy.

Tucker: Wizarding Boy is a good show and book series, I admit, but honestly, Danny, you need better willpower. It's not even your Obsession!

Danny under his breath: It could be....if I find them all.

Tucker shaking his head: Honesty.

Dick: Pardon me, I don't mean to interrupt, but did you say you like Wizarding Boy pins?

Danny: Yes?

Dick placing a large zip lock bag on the table: Then you can have these. My brother was going to donate them but I think they should go to a fan instead of some second hand store.

Danny: *Loud Gasp*

Dick: Have a good day! Hope you enjoy them!

Tucker looking through the bag: Damn there got to be hundreds in here and they're all so detail. How much is this bag?

Danny combing through pins while foaming at the mouth: MiNE PiNS. AlL mInE.

Tucker: Huh. It's been a while since I've seen Phantom like this. Better call Sam

Sam on the phone: Troubling news. Whatever you do, don't let Danny track down the guy who gave him pins.

Tucker: Why?

Sam: Think of Phantom like a penguin who just got the shiniest of rocks. Now imagine that penguin on crack. Now imagine that crack penguin chasing down what it sees as a marriage proposal. What do you get?

Tucker glancing up to Danny rubbing pins on his face: ugh, trouble?

Sam: So much trouble. Keep Pin Guy safe.

Danny as Phantom: I'm going to give that man so many babies.

Tucker: I think it might be too late. I lost him. In the middle of brunch too. We didn't even finish our margaritas.

Sam: It's a dark day for Brunch Bros . A dark day indeed.

[bagelbarr0n]

Really funny one two punch on my dash this morning

[dorkhellbside]

cats love sleeping on or next to you and slowly bake you like an oven roast chicken

[animentality]

[depsidase]

[candyredterezii]

starting a collection

[toadcroaky]

[international-repeater-station]

[softichill]

[no-resolution]

Who would win

Miss Piggy

Angel from Buffy

Voting ended onAug 13

[materassassino]

It seems like we're just feeding characters to Miss Piggy at this point

[escuerzoresucitado]

[weiila]

Typical Disney-style story of a kingdom with an anxious new ruler whose inherited chief advisor has a goatee, dresses in black and red, smirks a lot and keeps a snake as a pet.

Every single villanous plot to overthrow the kind and ”weak” ruler fail because the advisor is 110% loyal but his vibes make all the baddies assume he’ll help out in the insidious coup plan so they recruit him, and he absolutely delights in puppeteering wannabe autocrats into digging their own graves. He doesn’t want to rule, he’s having way too much fun being a villain honey trap.

[weiila]

Add-on to this idea: the ruler and the advisor have some elaborate code speak based on like gardening or knitting or something (because chess would be too obvious) to secretly keep each other up to date on ongoing plots. When the advisor slips up at one point, and is kidnapped and replaced with an impostor, this is what alarms the ruler to that the rescue ninja need to be sent out.

”Yeah the shadow clobe was perfect except he had no idea how to prune grapes properly.”

[razielim]

Salem Brought a Guillotine To Oppose New Data Center. Company Reps Left, Feeling “Unsafe”.

Salem's city council voted unanimously to pursue a data center moratorium after residents - and a guillotine - pushed back on a $5.1 billion

Innovation happens every goddamn beautiful day in this country.

[isuggesteatingtherich]

i have a suggestion

[sexygrammaticalerrors]

[homunculus-argument]

Hey idk who needs this but helpful reminder that "virgin blood" in any witchcraft shit that requires that means "virgin" in the same sense as "virgin hair" means hair that hasn't been dyed or processed in any way, natural in the default sense. So no, "virgin blood" doesn't mean blood from a virgin, just blood that hasn't been used for any other kind of witchy shit earlier.

Whether nor not someone has fucked before is completely irrelevant. Any act of fucking doesn't instantly make someone contaminated or un-magic any of their shit. You're just not supposed to re-use blood for blood magic. That's just not. Just do not. Like that's just weird who does that.

[homunculus-argument]

no wait that- no that's not- no.

Unles you've like, poured out ALL OF YOUR BLOOD, used it for a spell, and then somehow SIPHONED THE WHOLE THING BACK IN, that doesn't mean the blood on the inside of you is also used. And even then, if you'd had your sacrifical blood IV'd back into your body-

actually nevermind, I need to draw a graph to illustrate:

I hope this helps.

[wardenaristraith]

The blood inside of you is used. Constantly. It's why there is blood there.

If anything, the blood on the outside is unused.

[homunculus-argument]

damn they ain't lying, it is like talking to a fucking genie with you people.

[mysteryteacup]

Once again, why does the coital status of the genie matter? Didn't we just get through with the how much sex you've had doesn't influence the magic talk?

[johnny-depp-is-loved]